Hi,

I once had an account on here, but it got deleted. That's why I'm now named 'Thirdteen Times Don't'. Here are you don'ts:

1: Don't think that ffnet is fair.

2: Don't believe that they give a fuck about their own words. Unleash your imagination and free your soul is complete bullshit.

3: Don't believe that by making your own side you'll change anything. Join a bigger side like 'FictionAlley' and support them.

4: Don't ask them why they deleted your story/account - they won't answer anyway.

5: Don't go crying if they deleted your story/account - you should have known that they are doing their job nicely.

6: Don't ask if they flame your work.

7: Don't expect answers if you flame them back.

8: Don't write stories - they could delete them.

9: Don't try changing ff-net, or die trying.

10: Don't report other people's work. It's stupid. You just give them the chance to put stories down.

11: Don't try to make it up to them by writing PG stories. They won't notice.

12: Don't even try to rate your work like they want it. Maybe -if you think your story is a PG it could slide through as an R.

13: Don't listen to me. I'm just a jealous, spoiled girl andI onlywant to get attention from ffnet's admins. You're better off if you don't believe anyone who tells you ffnet if screwed. They are lying. They are only poor miserable bad-writing authors like me who have nothing better to do but whine over other people's great work.

Sincerely,

13 Times Don't

Ps.: Do not read my fics, they aren't worth it.