The complete, You Know You Are Obsessed With Hetalia When... list

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru."

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.*

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.*

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)*

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.*

30. You have the APH skin/persona on Firefox**

31. You spend more time looking in English speaking forums than in your native language forums because there's more Hetalia-related material there.

32. If you speak English then you're seriously considering learning Japanese to read the (still) non-translated strips...

33. You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you.

34. You always tell your fellow hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother russia"

and even the non-hetalia fans

35. When you start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of.

37. You take a sudden interest in sunflowers 8D

38. You think the USA should change the name to "The United States of Alfredia".

39. You watch the news just so you can find good stuff to request in the kink meme.

40. You would name your pet after your favorite Hetalia character.

41. You would name your UNBORN CHILDREN after your favorite Hetalia character.

42. When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture."

42. When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces.

43. When your mom thinks you are obsessed with world peace.

44. When you get a 117% A+ in your History class.

45. When you randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry.

46. When you want your own country to exist in the Hetalia world.

47. When you smile when hearing France.

48. When you squeal as you saw a country's name somewhere in the place.

49. When you want to know what scones taste like.

50. When you wish they were all real.

51. Your obsession with world history is multiplied to the power of PRUSSIA~!

52. You consider Prussia as a number. (BECAUSE PRUSSIA IS AWESOME)

53. You make random Hetalia references in the middle of a conversation.

54. You nod your head and giggle like a crazy fangirl with each entry on the list.

55. When you surf through the World News on Yahoo and the only thing you can think about is how these would make good one-shot Hetalia fics/fanart.

56. Your mother thinks you have something against Poland after you tell the same Polish jokes countless of times.

57. Sing bouno tomato every time you see a tomato..

58. You’re in denial that Prussia was dissolved after WWII.

59. You call baby chicks..gilbirds..

60. Demand that hello kitty should have a mouth..

61. You really really want your history teacher to watch hetalia...

62. Laugh every time you see the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, or Florida.

63. There are two Italy's!!

64. When you want to hug a freakin landmass!!

65. When you keep telling people youll invade their vital regions...

66. You memorize all the characters' birthdays and make sure to celebrate them in some shape or form.

67. You think of Hetalia when you see this:

68. You put a Hetalia reference in all of your school projects.

69. When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you.

70. When the Great Depression all of a sudden seems hilarious to you, " Your ass is MINE, America"

71. When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British.

72. When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look.

73. When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay.

74. When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso.

75. When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution.

76. When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl.

77. When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”.

78. When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia.

79. When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”.

80. When you find the song "Canada's really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate.

82. You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

83. You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

84. You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

85. Globes are now action figures.

86. Talking about the 'continental drift theory' about pangea in geography+history class makes you giggle uncontrollably.

87. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.

88. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII.

89. You believe that some one’s personality will correspond with the country that they came from.

90. You think that hamburgers should be The United State’s national food.

91. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.

92. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…

93. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.

94. You start styling your hair after Italy’s.

95. Or anyone else’s hair.

96. You own a character costume.

97. You have cosplayed as a character before.

98. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.

99. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.

100. You know the words to any Hetalia song.

101. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.

102. You have made up your own ending for a country that does not have one yet.

103. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released.

104. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.

105. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.

106. You have written a fanfiction for APH.

107. You have read a fanfiction for APH.

108. You draw APH fanart.

109. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.

110. You ask if countries are “married” when they form a union.

111. You worry for a country’s health when their stocks go down.

112. You scribbled the name “England” on your notebook with little hearts next to it.

113. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.

114. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.

115. You tell people their eyebrows are similar to England’s.

116. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby’s chair.

117. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.

118. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.

119. You ARE one with Russia.

120. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.

121. When wars seem to become hilarious.

122. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.

123. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies or the axis?

124. You raise your hand in class just to scream “PASTAAA~!”

125. You yell “Pastaa~!” anywhere in public.

126. You start planting sunflowers.

127. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters

128. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia’s.

129. You start noticing all of the China jokes.

130. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.

131. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show or have signed one.

132. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.

133. You claim to have married a country.

134. You know every pairing in the book.

135. You created a pairing (or more…).

136. You wish Rome was your grandfather.

137. You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.

138. When you want a tomato, you say “Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!”

139. Sink Faucets now fascinate you.

140. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.

141. You now refer to Germany as “Doitsu”.

142. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.

143. You own a world map…that only shows America.

144. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.

145. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.

146. You can put a curse on somebody you hate.

147. You can’t roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.

148. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.

149. You dream of becoming your own country.

150. You refer to every country’s king/queen/president/etc as their “boss”.

151. You have taken it to yourself to create OC’s for countries not represented in Hetalia.

156. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.

157. Wursts have now replaced sausages.

158. The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes.

159. You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.

160. You make “Happy Birthday” cards for all of the nation’s birthdays.

161. You have tried numerous times to figure out what “Hetalia” actually means.

162. You do needlepoint now because England does it.

163. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them “that was created in Korea, you know…”

164. You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a “she”. (Hidekaz actually never gave China a fixed gender….)

165. Planes suddenly interest you.

167. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.

168. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.

169. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.

170. You know the WWII uniform of every nation.

171. You now mass-produce white flags.

172. You use chairs and pans as weapons.

173. You know where every nation’s erogenous zone is.

174. Germany is a saint in your eyes.

176. When the teacher calls on you during class and instead of answering his question you take up the whole period explaining what happened during WWII.

177. If you had your life's nightmare and it was about Hetalia.

178. When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media.

179. When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language.

180. When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you.

181. When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is.

182. When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia.

183. When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China.

184. When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere.”

185. When you find yourself thinking the best conversation you’ve ever heard is:

Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?

France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

185. When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear.

186. When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight.

187. When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy.”

188. When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war.

189. When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily. (These songs saved me, I listened to them so much when compiling this list. X3)

190. When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars.

191. When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space.

192. When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms.

193. When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit.

194. When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare.

195. When you want your own pink kitty backpack.

196. When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy.

197. When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you.

198. When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam.

199. When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it.

200. When you automatically think of mochimerica when you see something of the same shape/color.

201. When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit.

202. When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them.

203. When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are.

204. When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters.

205. When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference."

206. When said friends start forming the pairings you support.

207. When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.

208. You can’t think the word ‘invade’ anymore you just say ‘rape’

209. You call the countries by their human names.

210. You make all your friends take quizzes to see what country they are and then you call them by their country name.

211. You surf the internet, and scan your history books for anything to support your favorite shippings.

212. When people say Hetalia is gay you scream “You’re just mad because Holy Roman Empire didn’t love you!”

213. You know what Prussia is.

214. You try to convince people that you are the hero.

215. McDonalds is your home away from home.

216. You get mad when your friends/family refuses to call you by your country name.

217. Starbucks thinks you’re crazy because when they ask your name you just say your country.

218. You take pride in whichever side your country was in (Axis or Allied.)

220. You throw tomatoes at people.

221. You dress up in a panda suit and stalk people.

222. You get insulted when people think Chibitalia is a girl.

223. You screamed when HRE kissed Chibitalia.

224. You refuse to believe that Germany and Italy are not meant to be.

225. You walk around with chickens.

226. You have ordered a character cosplay a year in advanced for a con.

227. Your Youtube and dA pages have Hetalia plastered all over them.

228. You think Germany is sexy, Russia is cute, and Prussia is awesome.

229. You get angry when people don’t notice Canada.

230. When you listen to a song you put the song with a character from Hetalia.

231. Your history teacher is afraid to say “America” in class because you end up yelling “America F*k yeah!”

232. You carry around a white flag.

233. And when someone says to put it away you say “But it’s part of my religion…”

234. You hide any time you hear a girl say “Marry me.”

235. You walk around in a sailor suit.

236. You play the piano to show your emotions.

237. You can’t stop shaking when you are at an Italian restaurant.

238. You wear a mask, and glare at any Greeks.

239. You have a secret stash of porn videos in your house.

240. You decided to wear a scarf everywhere even if it’s a blazing hot outside.

241. You constantly tell your family you’re going to invade them if they get on your nerves.

242. You get sent to therapy for crying hysterically and yelling at the tv/computer when HRE had to leave Chibitalia.

243. You can’t stop talking to your therapist about your secret plan for taking over every country and having them become one with you.

244. You then get kicked out of therapy for showing up one day with only a rose on.

245. When you eat at Italian restaurants you ask to talk to “Feliciano/N.Italy” and if Ludwig is with him.

246. You are all of a sudden obsessive with cats.

247. You call yourself “awesome” every chance you get.

248. You carry around a bear of some sort.

249. Alfred is your new Hero.

250. You clean your entire house in a maid costume.

251. You clean your friend’s house, still in a maid costume.

252. You sit on your computer for hours waiting for the new APH episode to become English subbed.

253. You interview people about Christmas.

254. When people try to hurt you, you scream “I’m sorry I’m sorry! Don’t hurt me please, I have relatives living in [insert were you live here]! Germany, Germany, save me!”

255. You like red now.

256. You think the cold war between America and Russia was really a fight to see who is on top.

257. You grow out your eye brows.

258. You carry around your favorite character/nations flag.

259. You can talk about nothing but Hetalia.

260. You are over-protective of your little brother.

261. You love to give hugs/kisses.

262. You try to get everyone around you to strip in gym class.

263. You get angry at people who talk about Sealand not being a country.

264. Hetalia comes up in every topic.

265 You start a Hetalia club.

266. You wear glasses just to look like Alfred.

267. You try your hardest to look like your older brother.

268. You just became a cross dresser.

269. You like pyramids a bit too much.

270. You wear a large iron cross necklace.(going to make one in metal work XD)

271. When you dress up as santa you wear a blonde wig, and only have a cape and hat, and demand to be called Finland.

271. You downloaded all the Hetalia endings and put them all on your ipod/mp3 player.

272. You jump out of a plane and yell “vodka” on the way down

273. You started to drink tea with every meal

274. Your dream is to live in a warm place filled with sun flowers

275. The song “We didn’t start the fire” makes you laugh

276. You cheer for your favorite characters when you watch international sports! (Or the Olympics!)

277. If an art teacher tells you to draw the Earth, you just draw a circle.

278. You drink from your boot.

279. You call your grandpa Roman Empire.

280. Instead of studying for a History test, you just watch Hetalia.

281. You say "I live in the united states of Alfred!"

282. When you hear someone talking about the merging of France and England you suddenly screamed "HE WAS FORCED I TELL YOU, FORCED!"

283. You keep Machiavelli in your suitcase to prepare for war.

284. All your friends build sand castles, and you build giant plates of spaghetti.

285. You can't wait till you're in heaven or hell.

286. You point out every country you know on a map and talk about them.

287. You see a bunch of country flags and point at them while screaming "HETALIA!! HEATLIA!!"

288. When you answer the phone you say "Doitsu! Doitsu!"

289. You carry around a lead pipe.

290. You suggest to your history teacher that the class watch Hetalia when studying World War II.

291. The only reason you know anything about World War II is because of Hetalia.

292. You nominate every day as 'Hetalia Day.'

293. The only reason you like History is because of Hetalia.

294. You draw Hetalia characters all over your history notes.

295. You call people "Potato Bastard."

296. You study history when you're suppose to study physics and chemistry.

297. Your room has hello Kitty, even if you're a boy, and you scream that Hello Kitty is for real MEN like Wang Yao!

298. When talking about WWII, you can't help but imagine the characters running around with water guns.

299. You smile when you hear about alliances on the news.

300. You relate everyday items to Hetalia (Maple syrup, roses, McDonalds, bad cooking, ect, ect...)

301. When you start laughing randomly in US history when your teacher says terms like "Non-Intercouse Act" and "America invaded Canada."

302. Every time when you find out that your nation was some history with a foreign nation, you start pairing them up.

303. You have converted to Yaoism because of Hetalia.

304. Your mom stares at you when you complain that her cooking is worse than England's. (Proof that British cooking sucks? They invented the veggie burger.)

305. You thought about Finland in a Santa costume at least once on Christmas Day.

306. You stayed up all night Christmas Eve waiting for Finland to arrive.

307. Made an account on MangaFox just to reply to this thread...

308. When you watch King Arthur, and you see him trying to breaking free from Rome, you can't help but giggle/grin.

309. When watching movies based on the 9th-14th century you can't help but smile at the mention of Rome, France and England, especially when they're up against each other in war.

310. When you find an "Edict from the King of Prussia" in your lit book and freak out. (Or: when you get excited every time someone mentions Prussia.)

...and then are extraordinarily disappointed when it's not actually from the king of Prussia

...but when you realize it's even funnier that America tried to get Prussia to tax England during the Revolution, you draw a comic about it.

311. You can't refer to nations as its or shes (excepting Hungary, Liechtenstein, etc).

312. Your dad now thinks APH is pretty darn cool.

313. You laughed out loud when your dad talked about an alternate-history version of the Kalmar Union where "it was Sweden dominating Denmark, and not Denmark dominating."

314. When you draw eyebrows on the country of England when were bored in history class.

315. When you know more about Prussia then your world history teacher.

316. When you ask your history teacher about the things you seen in Hetalia and actually start a debate about it.

317. When you write a love letter to a country and ask a friend who's going there for vacation to give the love letter to such country.

318. When you can't look at a history book with a straight face.

319. When you want to compare England's food with every other country's own dishes.

320. You and your friend have had an argument, in character, about who's more awesome, Prussia-sama or America.

321. Said argument was won because Prussia-sama decided to use his "secret weapon".

322. The Roman Empire has become "Roma-jii-chan" in your notes, or RJC for short.

323. Ancient Greece is Mama Greece in your notes.

324. The UK, or England, has become Iggy in your notes.

325. As you were reading the lists in this thread, you kept nodding/smiling/laughing like a maniac.

326. You’re still reading this list.

327. You get upset when your favorite characters aren't included in MADs, quizzes, etc.

328. It makes you sad that some characters (Prussia-sama, Greece, Sweden, etc.) don't get much screen time.

329. You want to find people that are the Bad Friends Trio.

330. You want to make your own BFT with two other people.

331. You've used "PRUSSIA INVADES YOUR VITAL REGIONS!" to win an argument.

332. Pasta will forever be associated with "PAAASTAAAAA~!"

333. Your bookmark says "(Name of your favorite country) is here."

334. You feel like you're betraying your own country when you declare that you are/your favorite is a different one, then realize that you don't care.

335. Due to fanfiction, you can now imagine one or more male characters in a frilly maid outfit.

336. When you make your own china town in your closet.

337. When you actually show your history teacher Hetalia.

338. When you start comparing your favorite country to yourself, family, and friends, or just random people near you.

339. When you say to yourself "I never knew my country was so sexy!!"

340. Now when you look at any white cloth you start to laugh.

341. Every time you look at a wooden chair, you laugh and think of England.

342. When you're on vacation in the Bahamas and act like you're stranded on an island.

343. when you're at the beach and you doodle Hetalia chibis in the sand or make a bowl of pasta out of the sand.

344. You sabotage someone else’s artwork on the board and making everyone in the room think, "Who did that?"

345. When your history teacher asks you to name all of the Axis and Allied countries, you get all of them correct in perfect order

346. When your history teacher talks about the war between England and America, you get sudden flash backs from the show and go "Aw"

347. Every time you eat McDonalds you imagine America saying "I'm loving' it" while eating a hamburger

348. When you go get Chinese and see the stir fry pan and ladle, you think about how china owned Germany and Japan in episode 18.

349. You never get tired of talking, watching, reading, singing, breathing, or living Hetalia

350. When you think everything is made in Korea.

351. The mention of five meters and vital regions will make you laugh so hard.

352. Always type PRUSSIA in big letters.

353. You declare Lithuania to be your favorite country in the world despite not knowing anything about it.

354. Switzerland is now the most badass country EVER.

355. Whenever you hear the word French maid you think of Francis in a skirt...

356. You explain to your friends how French Envelope is another way to say Condom.

357. You explain to your friends that Rubber is the British way of saying Eraser.

358. Screaming out country's names is now a hobby (ITALIA!!!! AMERICA!!! IGIRISU!!!! DOITSU!!! NIPPON!!!! OH MY GWAD IT'S RUSSIA!!!!)

359. You imagine all Swiss people have shotguns to shoot people streaking across their lawns...

360. You made a MapleStory (private server) avatar for Switzerland, Egypt, America, Lithuania, Poland, Austria, Taiwan, China, Russia, and Liechtenstein...

361. You try obsessively to get your friends and relatives into the show.

362. Invaded my vital regions has become your favorite quote.

363. Watched these (and made the playlist for them) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymn5K...11CB8E&index=2

364. Tried to make a version of the ending song in your native language...failed because Cantonese is much too difficult in terms of pronunciation.

365. You go on Hidekaz's blog every hour to check for any updates

366. Whenever you pass an automatic sliding door you think Canada is opening it for you.

367. You get a white dog and name it (bloody) Hanatomago.

368. You would give pasta or ice cream as a birthday gift.

369. You can never stop looking over your shoulder, since Russia might be there…

370. Whenever someone mentions British butlers your mind goes to a dirty place.

371. You can't think about anything with the word French in it with a straight face.

372. You now confuse your parents because now you want to talk about history at the dinner table.

373. You now want to spend a lot of money on old maps and globes that show "joined countries".

374. Your battle cry is VODKAAAA~ in honor of Russia.

375. When you get treated like an escapee from the crazy house by your waxer when you tell them that you need your eyebrows waxed. They are starting to look like England’s.

376. When your goal in life is to sit on Busbys chair...and survive. (It actually exists.)

377. When you talk to your favorite character in their native language. (Ich liebe du Deutschland X3)

378. When you are constantly repressing the urge to giggle while sitting in German class and the teacher starts talking about German history.

379. When you’re in German class you accidently refer to German as a he or use Der as its article (in German the articals are der die or das, male female or neutral respectively)

380. When you read as much APH doujin as possible no matter how mentally scarring.

381. You are still reading this.

382. When you no longer feel awkward about pairing counries!

383. When you try to come up with matching catch phrases for the countries KARTOFFLN!

384. When you get weird looks from your teachers when they hear you say "America needs to get into England’s pants."

385. When you watch The Young Victoria, and at the scene of the marriage between her and Prince Albert, all you think about is England and Germany getting married.

386. When you actually miss Global History

387. When you feel awesome about living in a country that is portrayed as a goofball in the series.

388. When you want to go to England just to try the food.

389. When you refuse to brush out/comb out your bed head because one strand of hair is sticking out exactly like Italy's ahoge.

390. When you mistake the Italia in Italia Iron Chef showdown as Hetalia.

391. You read this whole entire list, and it probably took you an hour or two.

392. You skipped meals, and sat in front of the computer for hours compiling this list.

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