Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

Harry Potter, even at age fifteen still has a problem with accidental magic. Harry finds himself bonded to two Slytherins and his life seems to go from bad to worse. Or is this just a blessing in disguise?

There are no vampires in this story! This is the story of a horny devil, a prude angel and the poor girl stuck in the middle...

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.