Nice to see you, to see you nice! I's Ellie JYNM. I seventeen.

I come from a land far, far away. If any of you can guess it, I'll give you a snail!

I guess it'd be pretty fair to infer already that I enjoy both the Lord of the Rings and writing Fanfictions, so let's go a little broader, shall we? I like all things to do with language (I spreche German and English! Yay!), science is pretty good (i.e. something practical, like medicinal things. Yay anatomy!), maths is quite nice if you know what you're doing, and I enjoy looking at pictures, especially of scenery and sunsets. Yay!

Okay, now things I don't like: I can't stand spelling mistakes (I'm a spelling Nazi), I don't care much for imbeciles- note: IMBECILES, not lunatics, blobbies or insane people. Just idiots who don't think, who don't give decent responses to anything and especially people who are arrogant twits.

My favourite colours are blue, red and orange. Purple makes me feel sick, maroon reminds me of the dentist and grey is enough to drown any feeling of happiness or interest. It's a thoroughly morbid Farbe. Oh, and I don't like pink. Pink is for girls. (If at this point you would kindly ignore the fact that I am a girl, that'd be great)

Questions? Ask away. You know where to find me.