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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2074465, Profile Updated: 06-04-10
Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, Death Note, Naruto, and Claymore.

Hey, My name... well i have many so you can know me as Tantei-san.

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Music:

Metal, Rock, Punk, Jazz, Clasical, all types really.

Films:

Action, Horror, Fantasy, Gothic no SEX AND THE CITY

Actors:

JOHNNY DEPP, HEATH LEDGER, EWAN McGREGOR, HUGH JACKMAN

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
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I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
lam AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I have a HIGH METABOLISM AND LIKE FOOD so I MUST just be eating to spite those who can't burn through food as quickly.

Things I HATE: (this doesnt apply to a sepcific person unless they are named in the list).

Terrorism

Assassins

Communism

Scientology

Tom Cruise

Jehovah Witnesses’

Nick Griffin and the BNP

Labour

Conservatism

Racism

Homophobia

Sexism

Discrimination

Steryotyping

Fallout boy

Pete Wentz

CHAVS

People trying to be cooler than they are

Drug Addicts

4th Of May

28th March

R’n’B

Hospitals

Dentists

The Police

False Accusations

People who lie to you for months

Glee

New Smallville

Cameron Diaz

Anne Hathaway

Hillary Duff

Lindsay Lohan

Pink Guitars

Christianity

People who think know one has been in the same situation as them before

Hot Whether

Injections

Ridiculous Uniform Rules

New One Tree Hill

School Counsellors

People who always refuse help

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

HAYDEN CHRISTENSON

TOM HANKS

FORREST GUMP

BROTHERS AND SISTERS

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Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
NnoiUlqui Drabbles by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
A series of drabbles on the NnoiUlqui pairing. Rating may go up! Reads appreciated even though I get that it's not a popular pairing!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Nnoitra G., Ulquiorra
The Reverse Side of the Reverse Side by Marisa Serise reviews
What if Gin was in charge, if only for a moment? Captain Ichimaru and Lieutenant Aizen? Only in role reversal, of course! Control games, yaoi, M for a reason darlings! Challenge-prompt. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Dare by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
Lol, Grimmjow loses at poker and is skint so Nnoitra dares the guy to sleep with...YAMMY! GrimmjowXYammy AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Yammy - Complete
First Is Last by Koganeiro reviews
Ulquiorra and Nnoitra both want it, but they know it'll never happen. UlqxNnoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Interesting by Dior Crystal reviews
Nnoitra finds Ulquiorra interesting, and, get this, CUTE. Ulquiorra does not return the sentiment. One sided yaoi. NnoiUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Nnoitra G., Ulquiorra - Complete
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The statues outside the house reviews
First chapter of Theresa X Clare, there will be more chapters. Who thought that a claymore would let a girl with no family tag along. just a friendship? Yuri, will be M in later chapters, dont like, dont read.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Teresa, Clare
Something more than a prisoner? reviews
Momo is left under control of Captain Unohana while Captain Aizen goes away. something more than just a sesion of medical attention for a prisoner? Yuri!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - M. Hinamori, R. Unohana
Jutsu, the key to Love?
Sasuke asks Itachi to help him with Jutsu, making a deal with the older man on the way, when the deal turns to up end on him..... Yoai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The madness behind Kira reviews
Light Yagami meets the new guy in school and imeadiatley falls for him. But the power of the Death note is slowly controlling the mind of Light. Yaoi... Lemon... don't like it dont read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Light Y., L
The Pros and Cons Of Death reviews
Rukia has returned from her mission and is upset, so what better than a friend to cheer her up? Rukia X Matsumoto. Yuri and Lemmon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rukia K., R. Matsumoto
Strange Romance? reviews
Uryu X Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Could you call this Rape? reviews
Ichigo X Chad. Kinda wierd i know but i couldnt help it. it is the first real one i have written so it could be really bad.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ichigo K., Chad/Y. Sado
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