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40 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts.

1) I will not accuse Seamus Finnigan of being a leprachaun who's after my Lucky Charms cereal

2) I cannot change my appearance like Tonks and look like a duck

3) I should not try to make my face look like a duck, either

4) I will not sing "We're Off To See The Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class, claiming it has 'magical powers'

6) I will not make snow angels in the mud in the spring

7) I will not call Professor Snape "Snivellus" in attempt to be as cool as James Potter

8) I will not make fun of Hufflepuff's because of their house colors

9) I will not feed first years to Fluffy

10) I will not ask Professor Slughorn if he was born to a family of Horned Slugs

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon or Digimon cards and tell him they're real animals

12) I will not try to catch Hagrid's crocodile and make a crocodile skin purse out of it

13) I will not attempt to take the Giant Squid to parties of any sort

14) I will not make fun of Snape's greasy hair by enchanting shampoo bottles to follow him

15) I will not draw the Dark Mark on my roommates' arms while they're sleeping

16) I will not dress up like a pirate and wear it around school all day

17) I will not pretend my wand is a sword whilst dressed as a pirate

18) I will not draw Charlie the Unicorn on Professor Binns' blackboard before class

19) I will not ask Professor Dumbledore if he's gay

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a Dust Devil vaccum on Harry's lips to make him do what I want

21) I will not scare Arithmancy students by showing them my lack of knowledge in their subject

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells, singing "I got the power!"

23) I will not threaten Sir Cadogan with one of Hagrid's Flubberworms

24) I will not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom, for I'm not Xena: Warrior Princess

25) I will not scream "BAM!" everytime I Apparate

26) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway

27) I will not sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls

28) I will not tell McGonagall that I want to"conquer the earth with flying monkeys" as my career choice

29) I will not begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I will not paint the kitchen house elves blue and call them Smurfs

31) I will not drink a 2 litre bottle of soda and belch "God Save The Queen"

32) I will not chant "Take it up the arse, Malfoy!" at a Quiddtich match

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

34) I will not lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur

34) I will not tell Professor McGonagall that she is so uptight, if you stuck a rock up her ass, in 2 weeks you'd get a diamond

35) I will not sing "Get Low" to the Great Hall during meals and strip

36) I will not handcuff Snape and Dumbledore together and see what happens

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevy

38) I will not accuse Malfoy of being a nude model in Australia

39) I will not sing the song from the Phantom Of The Opera if I see a Death Eater with a white mask

40) I will not tell everyone that Dumbledore has 'naked time'

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read, then ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

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