...McKay wishes he hadn't gotten himself into. Including training exercises, space battles, daring rescues, space vistas, alien worlds and awe inspiring phenomena. A collection of short Jumper based one shots with McKay/Sheppard friendship and McKay whump

Arthur gets drunk and talks to a tree

What if during Blessed are the Peace Makers, Dutch and the gang were on their way to rescue Arthur from Colm O'Discoll and Arthur runs into them as he's making his way back to them. Arthur's wound is serious and Dutch shows he cares for him more than what he lets on in the game. (This is an AU of sorts)

Nobody in the gang knows John Marston can't swim. Problem is, Arthur Morgan finds out at the worst possible time.

26 Oneshots of Tony!Whump and Hurt!Tony with Comfort from all members of the team. Each letter of the alphabet, A to Z, is a different prompt (Chapter 1, A for Asphyxiation, for example). AU in certain regards, but never out of character. ACCEPTING PROMPTS! NO SLASH in this story, even though I do ship Stony and Stucky. (Rated T for language and themes)

Loki loves making life difficult for Tony Stark and the rest of the Avengers. While debriefing with Director Fury after their most recent mission, the lights go out, but when they turn back on, the group is surprised to see a box with a DVD labeled 'IRON MAN.' The team comes to realize they can't leave until they watch the movie. Tony is not happy. Characters belong to Marvel.

A collection of short Rodney whumping stories. Latest chapter - Mind Over Matter

House consults a pain management specialist, but his case will become more complicated than even he expected. Follows Housewarming. House/Cuddy, Jensen, Wilson, Thomas, and more.

A transporter malfunction turns Bones into a toddler. Can the crew keep him out of trouble, or will young Leonard McCoy be too much to handle? [Cross-posted from AO3]

John and Kate have been struggling to keep Sherlock's illness concealed from Mycroft for weeks, but now they need his help. Warnings for references to mental illness and suicide.

So what exactly was going through the mind of Mycroft Holmes during the events of The Abominable Bride? Contains Spoilers for TAB of course.

Sequel to "The Trolley Paradox". It was as if all his old wounds had reopened at once, spilling out and out of control, sweeping him along for the ride.

They survived the Mirror Universe. They managed to get back home. For Kirk, Scotty and Uhura, that's the end of it. For Leonard McCoy, however, the nightmare is just beginning.

Spock isn't qualified to undo Mirror-Spock's damage to Dr. McCoy's mind, so they call in a professional. (I've noticed that most fics on "Mirror, Mirror" follow-up focus on the discovery of the meld rather than treatment, so I thought I'd try my hand.) Rated T for paranoia.

When a news story about a hostage situation in Afghanistan breaks, details about John Watson's military service come to light that the doctor had kept secret for a long time. Sherlock is intrigued. What John needs in light of this story and the PTSD responses it flares up, is a friend. Can Sherlock Holmes step up to the job? NaNoWriMo 2013 Winner

McCoy is captured while accompanying a landing party to unknown territory, and is tortured to near insanity. Now he won't even let Kirk touch him. Kirk and Spock are determined to fix their best friend, no matter how far gone he is. ANGST. H/C. TORTURE. [MOVING TO AO3]

...and one time it wasn't. Chronicling the melds post Mirror, Mirror, beginning with Spectre of the Gun. He just thought this was normal. Suck it up, soldier. But why was it getting worse?

The long awaited sequel to Breaking Walls. You might want to read it first lest you find yourself lost in an alternate universe without a map. - Rodney's friends and colleagues on Earth are digging up the past and in so doing dig up trouble for Rodney.

A forced mind-meld leaves it's marks. McCoy needs to start the healing process and only one person can help him...if the good doctor will let him.

In which Sherlock struggles not to let his other addictions get the best of him, and John misjudges a cold. (Warning: self harm fic)

After moving in with Sherlock, John is still having issues. Sure, his limp is gone, but since when did that fix months of being alone and left behind? From running full tilt in the bright sun to suddenly waking up in a cool and calm hospital room, the stumble is something John just can't get over. Bromance or Pre-Slash

For two months McCoy was in the hands of the Romulans. Two months, and they just got him back. What happened? McCoy isn't saying; in fact, he's not saying anything at all... Angst!fic request from jdpenny121. Warning for mild torture. COMPLETE

House tries to select a new team member to fill Thirteen's spot but unexpectedly winds up on a difficult and personal case during the testing of the candidates, and Thomas Thornton moves to Princeton. Follows the Facts of Life in the Pranks series. H/C with Jensen, Thomas, and kids.

This is a pseudo-sequel to Emancipated Minor. A change in a minor scene leads to a different sequence of events during Harry's 5th year, when he has been facing hardship entirely on his own. He needs the legal right to protect himself from abuse by adults. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on

Kirk folded back the crinkled flash-print. It was an old missing person notice. He didn't know the first two faces, but the third looked eerily familiar. Then his breath caught in his throat as he read the name underneath the missing teen: Leonard H. McCoy.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on

One-shot on McCoy's healing from Mirror Spock's mind meld. Set after the events in 'Waking Dreams, Waking Nightmares'.

Thomas Thornton visits Princeton, and he and House try spending a day alone together as a test. Follows the Hopes and Fears of All the Years in the Pranks series.

McCoy is critically injured and Christine Chapel does what she does best. A character study of Leonard McCoy and a look into the world of the Enterprise medical team.

Sickfic! Hannibal Lecter's body is a temple of perfection. So what happens when something stops working properly? A series of oneshots of Hannibal being sick or injured. Just because.

Post City on the Edge of Forever, McCoy comes down with an old world disease. Kirk and Spock must help him create a vaccine before the crew finishes the incubation period, even if that means keeping McCoy on his feet until he collapses.

Seven times McCoy mind was violated, and one time he didn't have to face it alone.

Five times Spock saved his captain, and one time McCoy saved them both.

Blythe comes to Princeton for Christmas - and for some heart-to-heart conversations with House. Follows Superstition in the Pranks universe.

Five times Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock went all protective on Dr. McCoy, and one time McCoy showed them that he doesn't need y'all's coddling and can darn well take care of himself, thanks very much. Gen, Triumvirate-centric giftfic for a friend.

A-Z one-shots of hurt/comfort stories between Sherlock and John. Perhaps Sherlock doesn't realise just how much he needs John. Or vice versa, for that matter. They are always there for each other, though of course, their friendship isn't without its obstacles and difficulties.

John comes home from a failed date to find an unconscious Sherlock in the bathroom. They both aren't sure how to continue with the knowledge of Sherlocks cutting habits. (crap summary, its better than the summary, I promise!) A bit of fluff TRIGGER WARNING: Self harm (descriptions of self harm) First fic, would love feedback!

Sherlock is ill. His body is finally betraying him to the common cold- or is it something worse? In which Sherlock is sick, John is oblivious, and the torrent of rain does nothing to help with matters. Contains Johnlock, Sherlock angst- the usual.

Sherlock Holmes was going mad. He was aware of it, and yet at the same time the thought of preventing it was absolutely inconceivable. Sherlock/OC established relationship. Warnings for references to depression and abuse.

A quiet night at 221b escalates into something much more serious. And it all starts with a shattered teacup. Rated T for some brief language and minor mentions of self-harm.

Sherlock Holmes is faced with a murder. Fairly normal for him. But he knows this murderer, and this murderer knows him. And John, DI Lestrade, Sgt Sally Donovan and Anderson are confronted with a horrific truth, that leaves some of them doubting their judgement of Sherlock's character. This is my first fanfic, please leave me reviews and suggestions! Hope the rating is appropriate!

Both House and his current patient struggle to work through the sometimes-difficult truth of what exactly our parents give to us. Part of the Pranks series; follows Verdict. House/Cuddy/kids, Wilson/OC, Jensen, Thornton.

Were there only four lights? What if the fifth light was there all along? Following his captivity by Madred, Jean-Luc Picard struggles to recover. Can Crusher, Troi, and Riker help him see past the lights and find his way home? This story is set after "Chain of Command."

McCoy needs help. Sometimes we forget that touch is a basic human need.

Answer to challenge. Tony Stark was many things, but one of his most rarest status, was that he was a victim of PTSD...Not that he'd let anyone know.

When John Sheppard and Rodney McKay are drawn into a dark alternate reality, they've got to blend in to survive. There's more than it seems though and they may never find their way back home. A reality they never could have envisioned will show them just how lucky they really are... and what they could be missing. Shep&McKay Whump. Rework of previous fix COMPLETE. Not my best work.

When a teammate is reverted to his five year old self, he isn't the only who suffers. KidFic. Whump. McKay fic. Age Regression.

"There's nothing wrong with me" Such a simple sentence, and yet even Sherlock wasn't sure how much he believed it. What was going on as he and John sat in front of the fire in Hounds Of Baskerville.

The Pranks series continues as the trial of Patrick Chandler takes a very unexpected twist for House. Follows Three Cases. H/C, Jensen and Wilson friendship.

When Sherlock, John, Donovan and Anderson find themselves locked in a small confined room, Sherlock's severe claustrophobia is exposed, revealing more about the detective than the three ever could have expected. Family secrets, Hurt/Comfort and hopefully major Angst. Warning - child abuse references; I teared up while writing it. Now Complete.

The next installment in the Pranks universe. House finds himself having to juggle three significant cases simultaneously, but Cuddy's day is going even worse. Huddy, Wilson friendship, Jensen.

"Doctor! We must leave now, or we, you and I, will die!" Spock was actually reasoning with him, but McCoy sensed he was only half a rational thought away from being nerve-pinched to unconsciousness. And Spock was a very rational guy.

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

Rodney and John find trouble in a lab on Atlantis. Rodney gets the sharp end of the sword as usual. Gen.

Tag for the Storm and the Eye. Guilt is a heavy burden even upon the greatest of minds. Rodney McKay knows this very well after what he considers to be a cowardly deed. McKayShep Friendship

McKay and Sheppard are in a race for their lives against a raging fire.

The nightmares are all too real for Rodney. Gen.

Tag for Phantoms. The effects of the Wraith device didn't end once the hallucinations stopped and John's not the only one dealing with the subsequent fallout. Written for the Help Japan auction: Sheppard and McKay both dealing with the after effects.

A thriving planet now devoid of life and an expedition that has vanished seemingly into thin air. Something lurks in the shadows, stalking its' prey. No place to hide. All you can do is -RUN! Stargate AtlantisXAliens crossover. Rodney and Team whump!

Sheppard and his team find themselves in a precarious situation after a Puddle Jumper crash sends them over the edge. With everyone injured and no way to call for help the team are trapped, and one false move can end it all. Team-fic, all-around whumpage.

A new rule has made Rodney McKay a very mad scientist.

Rodney gets kidnapped by some natives. They aren't very nice to him. Gen.

Rodney is attacked off-world, but are the subsequent events caused by the attack, or revealed because of it? Rodney thinks he'd gone mad. Full of poison, monsters, wraith, dream calculators and hallucinations. And Whump. Lots of whump.

When Spock is injured on a landing party gone wrong, it becomes a race to save his life. Against Kirk's wishes, McCoy comes up with an unconventional solution to the problem which may cost him his life as well.

Forgive me, Leonard, but..." Spock trailed off then dipped his head, his eyes leaving the doctor and settling on the floor. "I thought I detected a change in your mood indicative of distress. I must have been mistaken. Can be friendship or preslash.

When Mycroft swore to look after his brother he never thought that perhaps one day he wouldn't have to do it alone. A story of brotherhood, friendship, hope, jealousy and the changing of the winds.

McCoy keeps having nightmares because of Jim and Spock. Spock tries to help *Can be read as Friendship or Pre-Slash*

After a mission goes horribly wrong, John and Rodney head out in a jumper to observe a nearby solar phenomenon. But no mission is ever simple.

The Pranks saga continues when a stranger encountered at a reception isn't all he seems. Follows the events of Onslaught. House, Cuddy, Wilson friendship, and plenty of Jensen.

Blood! Pain! Torture! Semi-naked dancing! Carrots! 9 x short fics written for stargateland's bingo challenge over on LiveJournal. All are gen. All but one are Rodney centric whumpfics.

As it says on the tin: Five Times Rodney was Silent. Gen, Rodney whump.

Sometimes things go really wrong before they go right. Another simple mission turned complicated. Shep and McKay whump.

McKay suddenly reappears afters years missing, but with no memory of what has happened, or even who he is. Can Sheppard get him to come home willingly after all this time? Or will McKay just slip away once more? Yummy amnesiac hurt/comfort abounds.

How does forever sound? Tricks and traps hide secrets left behind by the Ancients that could doom Sheppard's team. Set late Season 2. Rodney whump.

"Spock! What the hell happened to him?" Kirk exclaimed, kneeling down beside them and putting a hand on Bones' uninjured shoulder. "N-no!" McCoy almost screamed, trying to crawl under Spock's skin, twisting his uniform in his fist.

While on a mysterious planet, John and his team fall down a deep shaft and are separated. All have different injuries and air will run out in a few days. What will happen now? - Mostly John & Rodney whump - some Teyla and Ronon Whump

McKay is alone. Gone. They're watching him, these Aliens, as if he's some kind of animal. Facinated. But he's not an animal, he's the smartest man in two galaxies! Isnt he? McKay whump. Sheppard Whump.

McCoy is badly hurt, and it's Spock's fault. While the doctor is hanging between life and death, Spock reflects on the incident.

...in both mind and body. One hundred short scenes for the fabled Fanfic100 Challenge from LiveJournal. Now complete!

Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.

Kirk makes a decision when he learns that Dr. McCoy isn't taking care of himself. Five times Kirk and Spock were called to watch over McCoy and one time they were already there. K/S/M friendship and McCoy working as a physician.

April, 1887: Watson hurries to France, where Holmes lies ill in the Hotel Dulong. Can the doctor help his friend back from the edge of despair?

Three years post Doranda and the fates of two worlds hang in the balance. Rodney's past is about to come back to terrify and destroy him in a way he had never anticipated. Now complete!

The 4th story in the Pranks universe. House and Cuddy go through their wedding and her pregnancy, but of course, things never quite go as planned. Will be Huddy, Wilson/House friendship, Jensen

After being abducted on what was supposed to be a routine trading excursion, Rodney's faith in John and his team is tested. Takes place early Season 2 after Ronon joins the team. Rodney!Whump.

The team goes off world to help with a routine evacuation mission during a monsoon. Rodney's left behind on the planet and water levels are rising. Our favorite scientist is left praying for a miracle and a last minute rescue from his teammates.

How did Rodney and Carson get to know each other? Why does Rodney call Carson his best friend? Here's a story exploring that. NOT SLASH.

Yep, it's another one of these stories. Sheppard and McKay are unjustly kept in a prison cell, and things are not going well...

"Wake up, McKay." He heard Sheppard whisper forlornly. McKay whump. McKay has been Kidnapped, he's losing hope and Sheppard is losing his mind. Old Story, don't read!

An AU. Kidnapped and experimented on, Rodney McKay is lost, alone and in pain, with no hope of rescue or escape - or so he believes...

John and Rodney visit a strange world, where Jumpers have gears, potty mouthed locals lay in wait, and down and out heroes drown their sorrows. There's also the dragon... that might need slaying. Poor Rodney.

Rodney's in a spot; his friends and others rally round. McKay Whump, of course!

Being sidelined with an injury is the worst feeling for any member of the team. Frustration and pain are coupled with the physical recovery. McKay learns this lesson firsthand and his teammates are there to help him, they will be his wing men.

Four times Rodney McKay got shot saving the day and one time he didn't .

AU events following episodes “The Storm” and “The Eye.” They’ve survived the storm and the Genii invasion but the worst is yet to come. An exhausted and tortured Rodney is run through the gamut again. Primarily Rodney whump, hint of Sora/Rodney pairing.

After the events of "Mirror, Mirror," members of the landing party need a bit of reassurance about certain shipmates. Turns a bit Bones-centric towards the end, because if the show's not going to deal with what happened to him, someone has to. Language.

Kirk and Spock are watching McCoy, and they don't like what they see. He has terrible nightmares, doesn't eat, and no longer finds any pleasure in baiting Spock. In fact, he seems to be avoiding the Vulcan completely. A conclusion to "Mirror, Mirror".

House's therapy and relationships - and difficulties - continue. Follows When Pranks Go Wrong and Desperado.

When the boys accidentally activate an Ancient device similar to the Quantum Mirror found by SG-1, their doubles from an alternate reality come through.

Complete! After Rodney is brutally tortured, can he get back what he lost? Aftermath fic. Tag for my fics: Reavengeance and Reavengeance II - although it is not necessary to have read them. Ever so slightly AU.

Caught out by a criminal, Watson discovers that even the great detective is afraid of something...

Teyla is being targeted and Rodney's just trying to help. But he always ends up being the one on the receiving end. Who's doing it? And, more importantly, why do they keep on hurting Rodney?

London is shivering under heavy snow, but some are more careful than others when venturing into the cold...

Rodney is waking up, and all he can understand is emotions. Lonliness...fear...pain. John lost rodney to the Eruditians, and he will get him back. But when he does, will his friend ever be okay again? Dark, angsty Rod!Whump. Previously just "Emotions".

One lemon, two lemons, three lemons, four. Five lemons, six lemons, seven lemons, MORE! Where are all these lemons coming from?

While exploring an unused lab Rodney has an encounter with an Ancient machine that turns him into a child. The only way to turn him back is for him to face his past, a past he didn't want anyone to know. Rodney whump. Mentions of child abuse. Team bonding

Rodney doesn’t see the funny side of the Christmas pranks, nor the results of too much cheer. A bit of Rodney and Jennifer friendship, and a lot of team love. Set in Season Four.

When the good doctor is sick his number one patient is the one to take care of him. Rated T for mild swearing.

Rodney talks too much. John takes action.

Complete! Rodney and Radek activate an Ancient and possibly dangerous robot on Atlantis, which then kidnaps and holds them hostage. But to what end?

House is in therapy. Blythe is in Princeton. Everything is in turmoil. This is Huddy with Wilson friendships. Mentions physical abuse. This is the sequel to When Pranks Go Wrong.

There is a lot of space between the stars, and it's a lot of space to be alone in. Injured, McKay and Sheppard are just trying to get home, but the galaxy isn't a kindly place... and planets have their dangers, too. COMPLETE.

Despite all that anger McKay doesn't have a dark side.....until someone put it there. His mind was meant to absorb science and creation, not death and destruction.

John and Rodney are stuck in an alien prison with no means of escape and the hope of rescue fading. Shep Whump, McKay whump, and John/Rodney friendship

You're tearing us, You're Killing us, You're saving us. McKay becomes an experiment, who will save him? MAJOR Rodney Whump, maybe McShep in later chaps.

An accident, or sabotage? The aftermath of a case gone wrong...

Michael gets his psychotic hybrid mits on poor McKay. Michael then places him in a really fun maze full of monsters. But there's even more unimaginable torture and pain to follow for Rodney. Very dark.

A collection of short one shots featuring McKay getting in trouble and Sheppard either helping him and/or causing it later chapters have more complete stories.

A very short humor story about Rodney and citrus fruits.

1ST STORY IN "DARK UNIVERSE." SGA M/K. Rodney McKay blames himself for the casualties on Atlantis. Jennifer is there to help him cope, but will there be an even bigger problem when she learns about the content of his nightmares? Pre-ship McKeller. 6/6.

Rodney gets badly hurt when he saves someone he's only just met. How will they react to his heroism? Rodney whump with some crack humour...

Rodney just wants to be left alone and Sheppard tries to accommodate. . . while being there. Written for the h/c challenge over at LJ flashfic.

Set during the Greater Good. Cuddy's actions have unintended consequences. Will be Huddy as well as House/Wilson and Wilson/Cuddy strong friendships. Mentions physical abuse.

Jennifer’s actions during an offworld medical crisis lead to Atlantis being gifted with a most valuable object. Rodney is grateful, but when disaster strikes, they both end up fighting to survive on a hostile ice world. Preship McKeller with McKay whump

Sheppard has to confront his worst fears when he fails to keep Rodney safe. Shep & McKay whump. COMPLETE.

She expected him to ask her to make the pain go away, even if just for a few hours, because he couldn’t deal with the nightmares. Set in between "The Shrine" and "Brain Storm." McKeller. Rodney can't sleep and goes to the infirmary. ONESHOT.

“And standing there at his door was Rodney Mckay, soaked to the bone with a sobbing little girl in his arms.” McShep, Rodney abused story.

When an off-world mission goes horribly wrong, it’s McKay who suffers the consequences. With hostiles closing in and help a long way away, John has to care for his team-mate.

Dr Rodney McKay’s arrogance was going to get the better of him one day. Too bad for him that day finally came today. Written for the H/C Flashfic #1 challenge on LiveJournal The prompt: pride, mercy and forgiveness. Teamfic

Rodney McKay is the smartest man in 2 galaxies! So of course he can analyse an ancient console with no risk to himself... or can he? Mild Rodney Whump, Humor, inspired by thread on Gateworld. ONESHOT

A collection of Rodney centric oneshots. All stories are independent and summaries are at the start of each tale. Styles include: crack, hurt/comfort, humour, angst... in fact, just about anything. Enjoy!

The team head off-world to investigate an Ancient outpost supposedly capable of manufacturing ZPMs. Unfortunately, things don’t ever quite turn out the way you expect and soon it’s a race against time to save John and Rodney.

Episode tag to 'The Siege Part 3'. At last the city of Atlantis is safe… but is Rodney?

Episode tag to 'The Storm/The Eye'. Reposted! After saving the city from both the Genii and the storm, everyone’s trying to get back to normal – but someone’s finding that to be easier said than done…

The venom flared through his veins as the stars spun crazily above him, and he felt very small, and utterly, utterly alone... McKay oneshot.

Michael is looking for payback after the events of ‘Vengeance’ and has his sights set on McKay. Cue more of those bug monster thingies, guns, running around, blood, violence, torture and screaming… Set just after the events of ‘Life Line.’

John is stuck with no way out. Humorous one-shot.

Rodney just can't avoid people, not even on fire-ravaged planets when he's injured and only wants to be left alone... McKay-Shep friendship, McKay H/C. Oneshot.

In Cornwall, the case of the Tregennis family is solved, but Watson has some suspicions and Holmes makes a confession...

When a weapons test on the Daedalus goes disastrously wrong, the ship is left in the middle of deep space without any power. The crew have very little hope of surviving whilst they await rescue. That's not the only thing they have to worry about though...

What’s up with Rodney? Why has he stopped complaining about things? He gets injured during an offworld mission and John has to keep him alive while they wait to be rescued. He decides it’s high time for a long talk with his friend. McKeller.

Alt. Ending for The Eye. The storm has past and everyone is safe. Except for one. For Rodney the storm is still raging and he has no way out. With John and Carson's help will Rodney be able to escape before he no longer wants to. New Title and Summary.

A kidnapped McKay, traps, a focused Ronon, more traps, a determined Sheppard and Teyla, traps again, a temple of doom, even more traps, OCs with guns, and a dash of team love to finish it off. And, as it's me, something probably explodes.

Complete! When a mysterious doorway is found on Atlantis, Dr Rodney McKay becomes trapped alone and out of his own reality. He soon discovers that every place where he ends up has one disturbing thing in common and he gets hurt.

Like the title says. One day I just needed some Rodney Whump and this is what came of it. I apologize for the delay in getting chapter 4 up. I had it almost completed and my hard drive died... so frustrating!

After a tragic accident, Madison Miller comes to live with her uncle, Rodney McKay, on Atlantis. Rodney must learn how to survive with a child in his life. McBeck, Please read and review! Complete! Watch for a sequel though!

Atlantis thinks about Rodney McKay and watches as the inhabitants of the city finally learn to stop taking everything he does for granted.

The team is unexpectedly ambushed on an away mission. The captors try and get information from Rodney. Rodney whump, Mckeller.

Complete! What if you could control time? What if something never ended or changed because it could be frozen in time forever? Dr Rodney McKay is about to find out the hard way.

Rodney walks out on a winter's day... and gets whumped of course.

…Atlantis style. Twelve independent oneshots based on an Atlantis version of the song. Ranging from parody to hurt/comfort, from angst to romance and many other things in between! Many focus on McKay and he gets hurt frequently... Now complete!

Rodney McKay is about to have one of the worst days of his life…

Episode Tag to ‘Hide and Seek’. Just why did Rodney fain… er… pass out manfully?

Complete! Jennifer and Rodney go off-world together and run into some unexpected trouble. Contains whump, along with hints of McKeller.

McKay is blinded by an Ancient Device and it gives him a new type of 'sight'. It involves a bog, a bog beasts and a strange Ancient Outpost. The whole team is involved

Complete!The team go off-world where something happens to McKay,causing him to act strangely.Can Sheppard figure out what it is and save his friend before it’s too late? Will McKay be able to survive for long enough to prevent the destruction of Atlantis?

Complete! A series of painful and dangerous malfunctions begin to affect the inhabitants of Atlantis. Is it just random or is something more sinister and deadly going on?

Oneshot horror fic to celebrate Hallowe’en. Includes: Wraith, Zombies, scary noises, darkness and the like…

In which Rodney gets severely whumped but is still awesome enough to save the team from certain doom. Written for xparrot for the Fall 2008 Fic Exchange at the SGA H/C Challenges Livejournal community.

Another planet with an Ancient outpost leads to hurt/comfort for two of the team.

Complete! A being fuelled by nothing but fury and vengeance awakens in Atlantis. Cue scary hallucinations, mind control and McKay whump!

A shameless McKay whumpfic. Sorry, Rodney... COMPLETE.

Complete! The team are left stranded on a planet with a brutal history of medieval war - complete with knights and swords - and wraith culls that they are about to experience first hand. Paradoxes and serious McKay whump abound!

“There’s no choice. Not anymore. You will work for us. You will sever all ties with Atlantis, be it in your heart or in your head, or we will sever them for you.” Equal Sheppard & McKay Whump/Angst

Sheppard and McKay awaken to find they have regressed to kids. Are they under-developed clones or have they really regressed in age? You would think the real question is, how do they get back to normal? But, in fact, it is: Will they survive the process?

Lemons will kill him. These muffins will just make him wish he were dead. Shep&Rodney friendship.

What happens when you let a severely sleep deprived physicist and a severely sleep deprived Air Force Colonel loose in the city of Atlantis.Gen Team fic, with SheppardMcKay whump

Rodney McKay was well overdue for a mental breakdown. It took his kidnapping and rescue to eventually drag everyone else down with him too.

Watson discovers that Holmes's created profession carries with it a very real danger. Belated entry to PGF's first time injury challenge.

John/Rodney. Rodney is acting strangely and John must get to the bottom of it before McKay is lost in his own mind. For the artword community on LJ; an artist, /clear as blood/ created an image for me to use /see profile/ as a prompt to write a story.

Late February, 1897. A family curse and a detective who refuses to admit he is ill cause concern for Watson...COMPLETE!

Riots, prisons, and head injuries sometimes result in the strangest of conversations. Short one-shot, nothing more.

Trust me, Colonel, when I do finally snap, I assure you, it's not going to be a pretty sight." -- Everyone has their breaking point, including one Dr. Rodney McKay.

Getting captured by slavers is bad enough, and then Rodney eats the wrong dessert... Warnings for gratuitous h/c and Rodney-whump.

...'and Carson is looking down at him. “Bit of a fever you’ve got here, Rodney,” he says in a soft voice. “Yes,” Rodney agrees.' ... Rodney gets sick. Some lovely whump for y'all. Hope you like it! Rated T for language, mostly.

Sorry, NOT NEW. Repost and reformat of existing story. Written after Season 1 cliffie, before The Eye was broadcast. Not slash. Koyla and the rest have retreated from Atlantis, but he left something behind and now McKay is going to suffer for it.

Rodney’s desperate to save his team, and Keller’s just trying to keep up, on a planet where hurricanes can last for days.

Rodney and Sheppard are searching for an important database and have to come to a decision when Rodney becomes ill.

We're adopting Rodney, John said. What happens after Rodney suffers a brain injury. SheppardWeir, Mckay

Circumstances, and Rodney's friends, won't allow him to keep his past a secret anymore. A veritable McKay Whumpathon! Warning! Spoilers. Lots and lots of Spoilers. Ever so slightly AU. Final chapter posted.

Set after The Hive, this is an AU about Rodney's childhood. Involves talk about drugs.

When an Ancient city capable of interstellar flight decides it wants to do something, there's very little that can be done to stop it. Rodney!whump! And slight McShep.

In which geography leads to a lot of pain indeed. Rodney!whump!

Rodney wasn't the perfect kid, but he didn't deserve what he got, did he? A new girl on Atlantis brings Rodney's past back, with a vengance. Rated for self harm, drug use, and child abuse, read at your own risk!

Whumping of McKay. It's my very first fanfic so be gentle with me. Review's apprecitated as it helps knowing what can be improved on.

After an accident with an Ancient device, McKay starts seeing Carson. Everyone thinks he's nuts. Until they see Carson, too. McKay whumpage, physical and emotional.

Rodney McKay tells everyone, whether or not they wanted to hear, that he is hypoglycaemic. So why is he in the infirmary being forced to eat? Possible spoilers for all seasons.

The team and Beckett explore an off-world medical research facility. Not all goes as planned.

Tag to Quarantine - Rodney Collapses in the Mess Hall, seems he was sick after all.

After months of imprisonment, Rodney McKay returns to Atlantis, only to find that everything changed...for the worse.

Yes, it's that time of year again... a good deed leads to a Christmas whump for our favourite astrofizz... NOW COMPLETE.

The team hears about a Marvel in an underground vault on the planet of the Bankiers. They go to investigate. Things go haywire, of course. Team fic where McKay gets hurt and candy colored lizards cause trouble

The Jumper is stranded several light years away from the nearest Stargate. The Team knows the Apollo will find them before they run out of power, but there's a problem. Rodney's sick—very, very sick—and he's running out of time. McKay hc

Trinity put a riff between John and Rodney. How will McKay ever win that trust back or for that matter mend their friendship Chapter 11 complete John & Rodney have that talk. Whump and Angst, friendship,HC all the team in this story

Rodney McKay is about to go on a journey, the ultimate purpose of which seems to elude him at every turn, leaving him to wonder if he's losing his mind or meant to make something right. McKay whump, team friendship, Cadman

Sheppard's team is sent to investigate an Ancient research satellite, and find ZPMs. But then, McKay starts to act strangely...even violently. Friendship, hurt, comfort and angst.

This is exactly the kind of thing that is bound to happen when there's not much pressing to do around Atlantis...

Ronon's new on the team... Rodney's a bit wary... But when a scientist falls ill, what does a soldier do? Full of McKay whumpy goodness.. of course!

He’s lying there. Broken. Useless. Snowflakes he can’t feel falling into his eyes. His faltering breath the only sound in a peaceful white world. A strange serenity in his heart, even though his body feels on fire...

Rodney and Ronon are attacked off world and Ronon starts to see Rodney in a new light

A young lass gently knocked on her doorframe. “Ma’am” her voice was soft. “Mr. Ronan wanted you to know that Dr. McKay is still out on pier 3.” Elizabeth sighed. He had been out there every day since they had got back, sometimes on the one spot for hours

It's a horrible jungle planet and HC is in store for poor Rodney. Sheppard, Ronon and Teyla are there too. It had a pretty tight word limit, so rather short

John messes up, but Rodney pays. Just a little Rodney whump, because that's what I wanted to write. He's so cute that way.

Tag to the eye and the Storm. guilt is a powerful burden to bear even on the greatest of minds. Can Rodney overcome his guilt after what happened during the storm? McKaySheppard FRIENDSHIP. A little Beckett too!

Spoilers for S3 The Return. When systems all over the city begin shutting down for no apparent reason, John and Rodney are cut off from the rest of the city. Then Sheppard suddenly collapses, and it's up to McKay to save him, and Atlantis. ShepLantis

Rodney's in trouble... so what's he doing cleaning? A complex tale of mindaltering microbes, yellow mud and whump, whump, whump!

The team is helping out a town with a broken shield system, a penchant for tornados and a secret. McKay has a building fall on him. He gets hurt. Sheppard, Teyla, Ronon and Beckett along for the ride

COMPLETE! :: When there's an accident, some of the Atlantis team fall victim. Will they find a solution in time? Or will this mission be their last? No slash.

John Sheppard and Rodney McKay met in high school. John, the most popular guy in school. Rodney, the sixteenyearold Math12 teacher. Read and Review please!

Rodney has a nightmare where John does something nasty to him. He wouldn't do that in real life would he?

AU that is set after Echoes, with spoilers for Irresponsible and Tao of Rodney McKay. McKay had been missing for a year…

An accident with Ancient technology puts Beckett and McKay a little closer in touch with the Ancients than they originally anticipated, but will they survive the encounter? Told from Rodney and Carson's POV. Gen fic cowritten by SGC Gategirl & Girrlkitty

Season Three, set after McKay and Mrs Miller, so beware spoilers for the season up to then. A Carson and Rodney story. Whilst lost and alone, they come face to face with a wraith.

Babysitting as a teen, Elizabeth learned that when kids are noisy, everything is okay. When they get quiet ... that's when you know they're up to something. Unfortunately, she is about to learn the same is true of scientists.

McKay found a room in Atlantis with unusual properties. Upon taking a reluctant Carson Beckett there, something occurs, which alters the lives of Carson, Rodney, and the rest of the people on Atlantis.

His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?

Why did John give Mitchell that lemon? The unfortunate aftermath to a bad decision. Episode tag for The Pegasus Project.

The team is searching for Gates to harvest and comes across a space station that was set up to record a supernova. Of course, McKay gets hurt along the way with Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon

Rodney and his hypoglycemia. Somewhat plotless, but fun... :

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Unfortunately for Rodney McKay, it's him.

When Atlantis’ flag team discovers a strange device on a planet, it starts to have a strange effect on one of them. Pretty blue lights and whumping to follow.

Some people collapse under pressure but it all depends on what you’re used to.

An accident causes Rodney McKay to revert back to a child, everyone gets a glimpse into the past that he tried so hard to hide.

McKay's not to happy with John when he returns from his mission with SG1 SLASH

Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?

Written for McKayRocks!. Spoilers for SG1 Season 10, episode 3, The Pegasus Project. Lemons can be extremely dangerous. SheppardMcKay friendship, with SG1 crossover.

Experimenting with the Chair, both Rodney and Carson are caught in an explosion. Rodney is left in a critical condition, Carson, hurt, and the Chair, badly damaged. An investigation suggests Carson caused the accident, but did he want to kill Rodney?

The events of the siege have taken a heavy toll on everyone in Atlantis. Just then an accident happens... COMPLETE

He smelt like sickness, like sweat and addiction. A smell Carson knew all too well. [Carson and Rodney Lost Boys whump.]

and Sheppard gets bit by a bug...again. Short oneshot HC fic featuring the boys!

Jennie McKay is a scientist and has just been contacted to join a program in a different galaxy, only one thing keeps in her mind as a reason to stay...her brother. references to self harm, verbal and physical abuse and a few naughty words.

COMPLETE If you like Rodney McKay and whumping of the same, this story is for you..... I don't own them I'm just having fun. Set in season 2 before coup d'etat so some minor spoilers....

Because he's much more fun than Sheppard. : Let's see what trouble our favourite scientist manages to get himself into, even without the flu! Complete!

“You have to remember!””What if I don’t want to?” Rodney McKay is invulnerable once again

Physical and Psychological Whumping. McKay Centric. Survival in a hostile galaxy requires a sacrifice.

Rodney and Carson are trapped on a strange planet. Rodney has a broken leg. What more can go wrong?

Hypoglycaemia or low blood glucose is a condition in which the level of glucose sugar in the blood, drops below a certain point... Special request fic written for McKayRocks! Featuring McKay and Shep whumpage in abundance..

It started with a tickle in the back of his throat.

SPOILER ALERT: Grace Under Pressure. This was a tag that turned into a story. Not only do we get to deal with McKay's injuries and his confrontation with Radek, but now John and Dr. Z have been whumped too! COMPLETE!

While on a mission, Sheppard turns his back for just a moment and McKay vanishes. The team fights against time when the only clues to the missing scientist's whereabouts are drops of blood. McKay whump. Sheppard angst. COMPLETE

A glimpse into Rodney's childhood, on a day he'll never forget.

Tag for 'Grace Under Pressure'.

McKay and Sheppard are stranded during an away mission. John keeps Rodney alert after a head injury with some not so idle banter.

They had both underestimated the lengths Rodney McKay would go to in order to protect his sister Pre Atlantis Child Abuse None Graphic, Not Physical

McKay is turned into a child while Teyla is aged after an accident with an Ancient device. The team has to deal with the consequences. You'll find cuddly scenes, banter, insults, vomit, pink shoes, Wraith attacks, headaches, cool toys, infirmary scenes. Everything a human could ask for and more.

He hasn't dreamed of him in years, now he cant stop. Why is Rodney dreaming of the father that once beat him into a coma? JohnRodney Slash. Rated for violence.

Team goes to a frozen world for a bit of trade negotiation. Horrible things happen to McKay. Sheppard, Ford and Teyla are here too

Exploration is always the name of the game, and there's a perfectly good spaceship just waiting to be used...but what's causing the mysterious illness? As usual, plenty of team fun and McKay whumping. Now with new paragraph breaks.

They couldn’t do much more than run. Run like hell no, run FROM hell...

A trip to a world seeking a potential ally, turns into a dangerous situation for the team. [COMPLETE]

Directly follows Siege III. Spoilers. Sheppard goes looking for McKay. It's the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Anna and Andrew Sheppard love being foster parents, and their son John has always supported them. However, they face a challenge in the form of young orphan, Rodney McKay. AU. McKaySheppard friendship. NOT slash. Rated for language.

COMPLETE Rodney finds a device that has stunning side effects and even more interesting origins.

When negotiations on the alien planet of Silani go sour, it's McKay that gets it in the stomach. Cue some life-death reflections from Rodney, and plenty of tension and drama for his team mates. COMPLETE!

Rodney McKay learns that having an artificial ATA gene isn't all it's cracked up to be. COMPLETE

Zelenka, McKay,and an unknown Ancient device add Carson Beckett and you've got trouble. COMPLETE

Every man has his breaking point. Rodney McKay would not give up Atlantis or his friends without a fight, we are spared what is actually done to break him in “The Storm”, the wound to his arm is evidence of what happened.

Team checks out an island paradise and finds a nonfunctioning DHD, an active volcano and some particularly nasty fauna. They're stuck and McKay gets badly hurt. Sheppard, Teyla and Ford have to deal with it

Ford finds a new piece of Ancient Technology and a letter. Who could have known that both would cause so much trouble for McKay and Sheppard? And speaking of McKay, where'd he go?

Snape has a terrible scare, and Lupin is the sole audience to one of the Potions master's most secret confessions.