HI umm…who are you people and why are you looking at my profile? Uhh…guess there’s nothin’ else to do but um, yeah……you people are weird.

I have a website now. I'm tired of posting Author Notes becuz ppl wonder where the hell I am! This is me and Lai's official site:

Name: My real name is Shel.

Sex: do we really need to ask that? …Imma chick

Age: 113 in demon years but I appear 15 but neither of those are my real ages…oooooh!

D.O.B: February 7.

Lucky Number: 13 YEAH!

Race: Neko-Hanyou

Heh…ok now for my

Real Personality: You can ask my friends if what I say is true! I’m a hard punk/goth but when you give me sugar I’m a punk/goth who goes perverted and bounces off the walls…yep. I’m an anime freak so if I meet anyone that says, “Ew I HATE anime,” I throw them off the bridge. _ hehhehehe Basically I like to sit outside in my hammock either writing, drawing, or reading any V.C. Andrews books. Usually I’m drawing tho. I’m pretty good…or at least that’s what I hear. But people are afraid of me so they might just be saying that…oh well! At least they’re saying it! And that’s about it! I spend a lot of time on Fanfiction too. Duh!

Career: I have my own manga that only my friends know about and I’m almost done with my second book that has taken me about 5 months. I hope after I graduate I’ll be able to attend the Art Institution of Cincinnati (Oops…that kinda gave away where I am…or where I’m close too anyways…) where I’ll be able to get a degree in Japanese Art (Yeah they have that there!) and attend an institution in Niigata, Japan where my 3rd cousin is teaching Japanese language and art classes on weekends. He’s been saving a seat for me since I was 10. (sigh) Until then I’ll be pouring over books and maintaining my babysitting career. How wonderful.

Well now that the important stuff is over…more important stuff!

Favorite Bands: Story Of The Year, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Yoko Kanno, Do As Infinity, D12, Switchfoot, Beck, Simple Plan, Work In Progress, Blink-182, System Of A Down, Sum 41, The All-American Rejects, Green Day, JET, The Killerz, Yellow Card, Ozzy, Ingram Hill, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, Good Charlotte, Crossfade, Montley Crue, Mustard Plug, Foo Fighters, Beck, Relient K, Three Doors Down, Jimmy Eat World, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Fall Out Boy, The Misfits, Stand, Korn, Lifehouse, Hawthorne Heights, Papa Roach (CUTIE!)MEST, Jack Johnson, The Bravery, Maroon 5, Wheezer, Gwen Stafani, Lindsay Loahan, Some of Coldplay’s stuff, U2, White Stripes, The Used, Pink Floyd, and Eminem…YES! For the love of GOD you criticizers, I FUCKIN’ LOVE Eminem! GOD! Damn…

I have TONS! more and I will add new ones and the ones I forgot_

I’ll let you people figure out what band owns what song…I’ll make this better later…

Favorite Songs: Until The Day I Die, Helena, Swallow The Knife, On Fire, B.Y.O.B, Young And Hopeless, Song of Truth, Scars, Hold On, Shut Up, American Idiot, Only, Everybody’s Changing, Come, All of Linkin Park’s songs from Hybrid Theory and their new album, Best of You, Ohio Is For Lovers, Sugar We’re Going Down, Sitting, Waiting, Girl, Wishing, Hollaback Girl, These Lyrics Will Destroy You, All The Small Things, Beverley Hills, She Will Be Loved, Honest Mistake, Be My Escape, Harder and Harder to Breathe, Only One, Ocean Avenue, The Whole “Move On” Album by All-American Rejects, Behind Those Eyes, Girl, Cold, My Band, The Hero Will Drown, Vermilion City (slipknot, forgive me if I spelled it wrong or got it wrong!) Something About Him, Origa from Ghost in A Shell: Stand Alone Complex, and The Anthem.

I have TONS! more and I will add new ones and the ones I forgot_

Ultimate Band: Story Of The Year

Ultimate Song: Until The Day I Die

Favorite Animes: InuYasha, Love Hina, Naruto, InuYasha, Ghost In A Shell: Stand Alone Complex, InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Case Closed, InuYasha, Pita Ten, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ruroni Kenshin, Saiyuki, InuYasha, Chobits, Planet Ladder, Metropolis, InuYasha, DBZ (kinda), Zatch Bell, Samurai Champloo, InuYasha, DNAngel, Paranoid Agent, InuYasha, Case Closed, InuYasha, s-CRY-ed, Trigun, Demon Crystal Soul (Anime only in Ohio _), Peach Girl, InuYasha, Avatar (I know it’s not really anime but whatever), Gundum Seed, Mars, Fruitsbasket, Azumanga Diao, Card Captor Sakura, Trigun, InuYasha, …YES! I love Sailor Moon…happy! PreTear, Digi Charat, (Dejiko! GLOMP) and did I say InuYasha yet?

Ultimate Anime: InuYasha! DUH! n.n

Favorite Anime Couples:

MirokuxSango: they’re sooo cuute!

InuYashaxKagome: THE BEST! YAY!

KogaxAyame: …I dunno I just like them

SesshomaruxKagome: ..I dunno…I like it when Sesshy goes after Kag but in another way, I don’t want Kag to go after him…make any sense?

SesshomaruxRin: But Rin has to be older…heh

KohakuxRin: I think they would be cute…

RyokoxKasumi: (Demon Crystal Soul) There’s just something about a blonde haired girl and her cat hanyou _

ZakXFuu: (Demon Crystal Soul) They should totally get together! I hope they do…

KaoruxKenshin: They’re cute together right?

SacuraxLi: YAY!

KyoxTohru: I wuv kitties!

ReiXKira: I loved them from the start!

KiyoxSuzy: Oh c’mon…

JimmyXRachel: HEEHEE_

EdXWinry: So cute! YAY!

InuXShel_ Inu: ……yeah right you’re pathetic! Shel: heheh….

MugenXFuu: Well…I think Fuu likes Mugen…

When I think of more, I’ll update but I’ve been typing this for an hour now!

Most HATED Couples:

MirxKag: ………what? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! (gets handed a piece of paper…reads it…) …Episode 16? Yeah but that was the only one!

KagxSess: See…I don’t want Kag to love Sess…_

InuxKik: (stabs picture of Kikyou) NO! YOU-HAD-YOUR-CHANCE-AND-YOU-BLEW-IT! GO-TO-HELL-ALREADY!

I’m not a Kikyou hater but I pity her and I wish for her to someday find rest someda-oh fuck it I am a Kikyou hater. _

InuxSan: Again…what? So she tried to kiss him one time…the misty things were making them all…well drunk ……heh…funny tho……BUT BAD FOR FANFICTION!

NarxKag: BLAH!

KogxKag: NO! Inu has Kagome, get that through your head!

NarxKur(Kagura): Yeah…what?

ShippoxKirara: They’re cute and all but Kirara isn’t even human…

SanxKag: ……gross they’re girls…although I have read my share of Shoujo-ai and yuris……

MirxInu: LALALALA! I can’t hear you! SICKOS!...have read my share of shounen-ai too……but not of them! Weirdos…

ShiXInu: OVER THE YEARS (Well ok months) THAT I HAVE BEEN ON FANFICTION I HAVE READ ONLY ONE FIC WITH THAT PAIRING AND IT SUCKED BIG ASS TIME! La la la la la la la! THAT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

KurxKag: …again…both are girls you idiots! The New Beginning makes me wonder tho…

ShiXKag: Shippo is a little kid and Kagome is well…Kagome!

KogxAya: I know I said I liked them but then again I don’t…SO CONFUSED! And plus Shelby L. wants to practically kill Ayame…

SotaxRin: Who came up with that? …me

YukixTohru: I like Kyo better than Yuki heh…

WinryXAl: Who came up with this? Al’s a huge hunk of metal…but I mean that in the best way possible!

And there are others that are others but this is getting boring…

Ultimate Favorite: InuYashaxKagome: …heh, duh it’s my fave.

Quote of Eternity: My Imaginary friend thinks I have a problem…

Best Friend: Dory…she’s my evil kitty who wants to take over the world.

Dory: (thinking) If I rule the world one day, should I have squirrels and Shel to help me, or hamsters and Shel to help me? Either way, both animals are smarter than her.

Shel: That was cruel…

Dory: GAH! You can read my thoughts! (hides under couch!)

Shel: ……ok……

Yes…how many fucking times do I have to tell you fucking bastards who keep asking if I write fucking lemons! I-DON’T-WRITE-LEMONS! I’m very un-lemoncordinated…yeah…

KOOL! Well I’m done! Now keep scrolling down and read some of my stories, damn it!

What am I doing right now? I’m watching my best friend jump out of his apartment window on the third floor and into the pool…is he supposed to float like that? …eh, damnit…

Shel slams her fist on the table. “I told you, you stupid lawyer! I don’t own any of the characters in my fanfics and NO I do not write lemons! ……Why? Because I’m not good at them!” and slams the phone down. “Jeeze…” she sighs. “Maybe if I had help with my lemons…”

Stories To Come:

Title: (May Change) Poor Little Hanyou

Summary: InuYasha is sick and when Kagome gives him some strange medicine she received from a merchant, he transforms over night into a seven year old hanyou kid! Can everyone find the said “merchant” and get the antidote before the spell is permanent?

Genre: Humor/Romance/Action/Adventure

Title: Neko Miko

Summary: A strange spell is cast by a neko witch youkai witch turns Kagome into a small kitten! And the only person who knows how to change her back is the witch herself! But what’s the group to do now that the witch is dead!

Genre: Fantasy/Romance/Action/Adventure

Title: Sesshomaru’s Rubber Ducky

Summary: -Oneshot-Sesshomaru finds some strange futuristic items and decides to get rid of them. But how hard can it be to get rid of a towel, a rubber duck, and soap? For Fluffy, very, very hard.

Genre: Humor/Humor

Title: Incomplete

Summary: -Oneshot- Kagome has to except fate and return home now that the jewel was complete and Naraku was dead. And nothing is more heart wrenching than the long walk to the well with InuYasha beside her…

Genre: Romance/Drama

Title: (No title…I welcome all suggestions) Originally titled Kanna’s Mirror, Bring Forth Yumi

Summary: Part One of Three. A strange girl appears out of no where calling Kagome mommy! Everyone thinks this is one of Naraku’s tricks, but could this girl somehow be the miko’s daughter?

Genre: Mystery/Romance/Action/Adventure

Title: Challenge(currently in progress)

Summary: (First attempt to write a High School fic) Kagome Higurashi is the new student at a new high school. First day, the biggest jerk acts all nice around her, she pisses off the most popular girl, and is sent tot he principals office. Maybe the big jerk can be of some help to her...

Genre: Romance/Humor

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