Rose has never been a fan of Scorpius Malfoy and his Slytherin cronies, but she's always managed to keep her distance and her head out of any trouble. Now, all of a sudden, she can't seem to shake the boy as he sets about ruining her week AND her grades. Not to mention messing with her very sanity.

Scorpius Malfoy would like to know what, exactly, one is supposed to do when your arch-enemy/team-mate/haunter-of-dreams repeatedly tells you they love you, only to completely forget come sunrise? He's just enquiring, you know, for a friend. Companion piece to 'Four Times...'

Hangovers make Rose Weasley grumpy. Scorpius Malfoy makes Rose Weasley grumpy. Waking up in places other than her bed makes Rose Weasley grumpy. So it's completely understandable that combining all three makes for an incredibly grumpy Rose Weasley, and a smart person would avoid antagonising her at all costs. Turns out Scorpius Malfoy isn't very smart.

Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.

Scorpius and Rose as their relationship changes and grows, caught in eight snap shots of their lives.

Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.

First,make an incredibly stupid bet with Alice that you know you will regret.Then,refuse to admit defeat even though you know its highly unlikely that you will manage to catch the attention of Hogwarts' most eligible bachelors,especially Scorpius Malfoy.

Rose has a theory: boys aren't just friendly. They're just a little too nice,a little too friendly, a little too touchy feely-these are the Symptoms of love.That's why it surprised her so much when Scorpius Malfoy started show Symptoms.

Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot