Hello everyone! I'm Eagleheart, also known as Flame (that's not my real name), a huge fan of Warriors, Harry Potter, and Rick Riordan (and Wings of Fire, and Septimus Heap, and pretty much everything)! If you feel like reading my stories, please review them!

On someone's profile, I saw this (see below) and decided to make one of my own...

Quick! Name 10 random cats!

1. Whitestorm

2. Leafpool

3. Crowfeather

4. Dawnpelt

5. Kinkfur

6. Jake

7. Firestar

8. Jayfeather

9. Ivypool

10. Needletail

11: Bumblestripe

12: Fallen Leaves

Now answer these questions:

Have you read a 7 fanfic?

No, but I'm sure there are tons.

Write a summary of a 3/10 pairing.

Crowfeather meets Needletail in the forest. Their love is undeniable, even though there's a huge age difference and Crowfeather has already taken a ton of mates... never mind.

Can you imagine an M-rated 4 fanfic?

"Jayfeather killed my brother!!" Then a lot of stuff I shouldn't feature on my profile page.

How would 1 die?

He did, unfortunately. Favorite cat right here.

Would you respect a cat with 7's first and 2's last?

Let's see... Firepool? Yes, sounds like a really aggressive medicine cat.

What category would a fanfiction starring a cat named (10's first, 9's last) be?

Needlepool? Good mix. It would be Angst.

How would 5 kill 6?

No idea. No idea at all.

Would you like 9?

yes.

What would happen if 7 and 6 met?

I would want to see that novella.

Have you ever written the word [2] in a fanfiction?

Er... no.

What do you think about the name [10's first, 4's last]?

Needlepelt? Not bad. I might steal that.

Would a cat with 5's first and 3's last be good or evil?

Good, but a side character.

Do you like the name [1's first, 5's last]?

Sure, why not?

Would a cat named [3's first, 10's first] mate with [2]?

Crowneedle and Leafpool? Leafpool would think, 'Oh, Crow! You came back!'

What would a novella starring 8 be called?

I would call it "Jayfeather's Romance" which details his relationship with Stick. (It's like Warriors Brason.)

What would a fanfiction starring 8 be called?

The exact same thing.

Would you use [3's first, 9's last] as a self-insert?

Crowpool? Doesn't sound like me.

What personality and would a cat with [11's prefix, 3's suffix] be?

Er... Bumblefeather? Usually happy, but is known to lose his temper on occasion.

What would a title be for a Romance fanfiction starring 12 and 5 be?

"Twisted Leaves".

Would 10 ever mate with 9?

Okay, even if they're a good mix, I wouldn't recommend getting that close.

Write a prophecy starring [8's first, 12's last] as the hero and [12's first, 7's last] as the villain.

A prophecy with Jayleaves as the protagonist and Fallenstar as the antagonist? Okay... "When the undead leader rises once more, the bluebird leaves and [some other cat] must spread the light." Good enough, right?

If 11 was looking for a mate, would they choose 1 or 9?

Ivypool, I hope.

If 3 and 4 got into a fight, who would 5 side with?

Why did I include Kinkfur? But I suppose that she would side with Dawnpelt, since they're both ShadowClan cats.

3/6 or 3/12?

Erm... neither. Wait, I have to choose? Fine... 3/12.

Make a summary of a 10/7 fic.

When Needletail is lost in the lands between StarClan and the Dark Forest, Firestar must return to his heroic ways and rescue her from this mysterious neutral land.

What might 2 scream in a moment of great anger?

I have no idea. StarClan help me! Wait--maybe that's it.

If 1 liked 9, but 9 was in a relationship with 6, and 3 was in a relationship with 4, would 3 go to 1 or 6 as backup?

I think Crowfeather would prefer his current relationship.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Oh, great StarClan. Whitestorm and Firestar are in a happy relationship (awkward...) until Kinkfur runs off with Leafpool (I guess I should have expected this kind of stuff.). After Whitestorm dumps Firestar for Fallen Leaves (okay...), Jake (what's he have to do with this?) gets upset and retaliates by dating (dating?) Fallen Leaves (well...). Alone and broken-hearted, Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets Needletail (back to that fanfiction...) and Leafpool. The three loners meet Dawnpelt, who tells each of them to look for love. Needletail finds Jayfeather, Leafpool gets Ivypool (that's a little strange). but now Whitestorm is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Crowfeather and Bumblestripe (what happened to Firestar?)! Okay, then.

That was fun! You should try it.