Defenestrate Death
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-19-05, id: 742224
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

5/29: So I finally posted something again! Perfection's Faults is basically my explanation of why I don't think that Hermione and Ron would work out in story format. It's not as boring as that makes it sound. I know that Rowling is going to put them together, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

For everyone who doesn't know what 'defenestrate' means (and this was me two weeks ago) it means to throw out the window. How cool is it that there's a word for that?

When I'm not reading fanfiction I read fantasy and historical fiction so if you have any good books/authors to recomend from those genres send 'em my way.

Favorite Words (outside of the numerous ones I make up):
Defenestrate: No surprise there. I feel like this word speaks for itself
Ubiquitous: meaning appearing everywhere. It's just so fun to say.
Mendicant: a fancy word for beggar. It just amuses me.

What's up with the Bard? I feel that it may be necessary to explain that I love Shakespeare. I was exposed to it at a young age and have been utterly corrupted to the Way of the Bard. If there's anything completely incomprehensible in my Shakespeare references feel free to e-mail me and I'll be happy to explain.

Favorite Quotes:

It's always darkest before the dawn. Or right before the typhoon sweeps up and kills everybody. ~For Whom The Southern Bell Tolls (See why I think that we need to toss Death out the window?)

The world must be peopled! ~Much Ado About Nothing

I would have written you a shorter letter, but I didn't have time. ~Mark Twain

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Perfection's Faults reviews
Ron and Hermione got married straight out of Hogwarts and started their perfect life together. However even at the start it was clear that sometimes what's meant to be isn't what ought to be. A look at what a marriage between Ron and Hermione might be l
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Poker Game reviews
COMPLETE! Nice pack of muggle playing cards: one galleon. Winning at poker: 50 galleons. Making Malfoy look as dignified and jovial as a drowning cat: priceless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete