“Whoever said ‘a picture’s worth a thousand words’ was illiterate.”

Age: 17

Place of Residence: Ohio, so the time in Fanfiction hours is three less here, f.e. noon on Fanfiction=3 pm to me

Likes...Okay, so at one point I had a list of all the books and movies and shows I like and dislike but it quickly became infinite and I was forgetting to list some so. At some point I would love to post a story for every fandom I like, but for now, enjoy my TMNT fangirling.

INACTIVE

I have an obsession with the classic literature, dragons, mythology, unnecessarily large words, and soup spoons. I love to read, write, sing, and watch movies so I can point at the screen and shout when something is different from the book. I read Shakespeare for fun. I know the capitals of Afghanistan, Uruguay, and Liechtenstein off the top of my head. When I'm bored I play solitaire. When I'm scared I start talking to inanimate objects. I find great amusement in the words 'shawarma', 'kerfuffle', 'aforementioned', and 'hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia', which I have made memorizing the spelling of a life goal. I suffer from spheksophobia.

This should tell you what you need to know.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, Persephone Cloud, Bloody-WhiteRose97, Naheera, MelodicWaters,Aerisse.Hasste, Dragonblooded

Fanfiction Terminology

For the fanfiction beginner or the veteran who still can't exactly remember what all this means.

OC-Own Character-A character you invent.

OOC-Out Of Character-When an existing character's personality is a little bit off from how they're normally shown.

POV-Point Of View-First person, third person, et cetera.

A/N-Author's Note-A small paragraph usually at the beginning or end of a chapter and occasionally interjected throughout the text where the author speaks directly to the readers.

OTP-One True Pairing-One ship that is your absolute favorite and you whole-heartedly support.

AU-Alternate Universe-Where the characters of a fandom are put in a circumstance that would never be possible in the show/book/movie. The most commonly seen ones are characters put in a high school that could never go to school due to some supernatural anomaly.

RP-Role Play-One of the most common ways used to write a co-authored fanfiction where the authors each assume a character and carry on conversations as them.

RR-Read And Review-Self-explanatory.

FF-Favorite and Follow-Self-explanatory.

PM-Private Message-Used to message other authors/readers/fanfictoners.

HIATUS-A story put on pause until further notice.

One-shot-A fanfiction specifically confined to one chapter-Opposite of Multi-Fic.

Multi-Fic-A fanfiction specifcally having multiple chapters-Occasionally known as a Multi-Chap or a Multi-Chapter-Opposite of One-shot.

Canon-The events of a book or movie or other such fandom as they are told with the ships given by the author(s)-opposite of Fanon.

Fanon-What is widely accepted by the populus but never officially declared-can also be used to describe anything that changes some portion of a fandom's plot-opposite of Canon.

Yaoi-A male/male relationship

Yuri-A female/female relationship

Lemon-A story technically illegal on Fanfiction that describes explicit sex scenes.

Flame-A hateful review meant more to put someone down then to help them improve. I.e, saying "You're story is stupid and everything's spelled wrong!" over "You may want to spellcheck your stories more." NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM

Mary Su/Gary Stu-A 'perfect' character that can do no wrong, always gets the guy/girl, and whose enemies always either die or 'see the light'. TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS

Copy and paste this dictionary if you believing in sharing the wealth (or don't want to have to return to my profile every time you need to check it).

Do you often...

If so, you may be suffering from SFA (Severe Fanfiction Addiction) and/or IFG (Incredible Fantasy Geekiness). There is currently no known cure, but you are not alone. Together, we can kill all the bad guys, one word at a time. Add to this list. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have SFA and IFG (Lord knows I do.)