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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu


1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Glad you came - The wanted

Waking Up: What can I say - Sheligh

First Day At School: Don't cry for pain - Ana Johnnson

Falling In Love: Someone like you - Adele

Fight Song: I will not bow - Breaking benjamin

Breaking Up: Breaking the habit - Linkin park

Prom night: Mine - Taylor swift

Life: Vienna - Ariana grade (Cover)

Mental Breakdown: Losing grip - Avril lavigne

Driving: ET - Katy perry

Flashback: Innocence - Taylor swift

Getting back together: Fifteen - Taylor swift

Wedding: Never too late - Three days grace

Birth of Child: Hit the lights - Selena Gomez

Final Battle: Cuz I can - Ana Johnnson

Funeral Song: Would it matter - Skillet

Final Credits: In the end - Linkin Park


Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s. (Uh, yeah. Nine to be exact)
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers! (kinda I guess)
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. (Not top of my class, but tied.)
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. [X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery. [X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. [ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. [ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. (She annoys me sometimes...)
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. [ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends. [X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4 ]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 1 ]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[X] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off (sometimes...most of the time)
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[X] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[ ] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
[1\2] - I'm always hyperactive. (Depends)
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[1\2] - I LOVE the colour orange. (sometimes)
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 4 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2 ]

Sooooooo ... I'm like Itachi. I'm also much like Tobi, Zetsu, Sasori and Kisame. That really puts a smile on my face. :)


FUN FACTS ABOUT ME: (2013)

Naruto is the very first anime i've ever watched. I hated it, and I fell in love with Bleach. Then I started hating that and now after I've watched Shippuden I'm in love again.

I've been reading fanfiction for 3 years, and I just decided to finally get an account.

I've been watching Naruto for 4 years, and I hadn't started watching any other anime for 2 years after I watched Shippuden.

I'm a huge TobiMia shipper (Chipped mask)

I have a thing for OCXCharacter of anime.

I hate all original anime pairings, though I am a huuuuuge fan of NaruHina.

Ellie's grand adventure reviews
Ellie is your regular 18 year old. She lives with her friend since she dosn't have a job, and she has hobbies. What happens when she takes home some cat's at her mom's house and they turn into the Akatsuki, her favorite character of her favorite anime? What happens when the rest of the characters start to show up? Chaos. Pure chaos. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki