NAME: Covenant_Dance117
OCCUPATION: Well, I write, I critique, and, more than anything else, I am a student.
PLACE OF RESIDENCE: Onyx Shield Installation... No, actually, I'm about as far from that as you can get: America.
PERSONAL CATCHPHRASE: "Life is a constant stream of /facepalm with some lols interspersed."
AGE: Greater than 18, less than 20. Damn greater than/less than signs don't show up here
APPEARANCE: I hate these forms! I'm not filling out any more!

PERSONAL INFORMATION:

I can be the internet. But seriously, welcome to this biography/profile thing. It's a bucket of fun. That's right, a bucket.

I am a purveyor of comedy wonderfulness. That's really all I have to say on that note, as it's kind of an obvious point if you see the convenient little list of the things I've authored/co-authored down below. I digress.

I'm not quite sure what these profiles are supposed to do. I don't know whether or not I should put a heap (YES A HEAP LOLOLOL) of Ebola in here, just so that when people read, their eyes become infected with Hyper(e)bola. Well, I probably shouldn't do that, as its not netiquette. For the record, I hate that word. Whoever came up with it should have their eyes spooned out with frozen baby carrots.

STORY FUTURES:

1.) Tales of Interest: Has been discontinued. There's someone I know who kept complaining that it should be longer. No. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

2.) The Most Awesomest Halo Fanfiction Ever: For now, hiatus. I don't know if it will be starting back up again.

3.) Untitled TWEWY fanfiction: Hokai so, here's the Earth, chillin'. Dang, that's a sweet Earth you might say. Sorry, wrong thing. I started writing one of my random comedy nonsenses for TWEWY, cause I love it so much. Right now, it's just a jumble of paragraphs on a piece of graph paper, but soon it shall evolve into a notepad document. After that, I have to wait until level 55 before it evolves into an actual story. Damn long evolution lines. I hate them. Maybe if I feed it enough rare candies, it will get done faster.

4.) Ternion: Haven't really gotten far into writing the next chapter. Will do so as soon as possible.

5.) HFP: Fear the vague letters! It'll be coming out soon. Hint: It's in the Pokemon section.

OTHER PLACES YOU CAN FIND ME:

(don't go here)
(go here if you want free Lassa fever)
(if you're on Gaia, give me gifts)

I also have a Livejournal. Hint! My name is SineCosTangent!
MSN: Covenant_Dance117@hotmail.com (if you really want to annoy me, IM me. Just let me know you're from here.)

CLOSING REMARKS:

So, that's about it. I hope you had fun visiting this profile. If you didn't, then go run in fields of Ebola. Oh yeah, I betaread too. There's a convenient little button up there that leads to my beta profile. You can check that out if you want, although its nowhere near as entertaining as this profile is.

May your macrophages never become saturated with a hemorrhagic fever virus,
CD_117