Hey, this isnt Amethyst Rose Chance!! I am her friend though. Hacking is illegal!! Dont worry. She is with me. I'm taking over her page! Mwahahahahaha! Uh oh... She is about to hit me! Well anyways... This is what i think of her.

1) She is very violent.

2) She is a good dancer.

3) She deserves to be in a mental house.

4) She is pretty good at keeping secrets... unless they are juicy...

5) She is really short.

6) She is freakin random!!

Her age: Young enough to not have a job...

Her hometown: Dead center of NOWHERE.

Amethyst loves to bust into song... frequently... Like right now.. She is singing Spice Girls... "IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER!"

Well im gonna turn it over to Amethyst now. (P.S. My pen name is Scarlet Laina Heart!! Check out my page! Read my stories! Bye!)

Well... I think Scar pretty much got everything down about me... Well She forgot to mention... That i am completely not normal!! And yes. That is true.

Another thing. Mess with me and a bat will be implanted in your head. If your nice... Wanna be my buddy?! heehee

I like spinning!! Sorry... random... Oh and for all of you who think im insulting or whatever, I am terribly sorry. And That I am now unavaliable to listen to your problems.

My Laws:

1: Be happy.
2:Be Happy!
3: BE HAPPY!
4: Be nice to me and my friends... i have a gun... THANK YOU MY COUSINS!! (they got me my own gun! jk)
5: NO SMOKING!
6: SMOKIN IS FATAL TO YOU AND THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU! DO NOT SMOKE!
7: I HAVE ASTHMA SO IF YOU SMOKE YOU CANT BE MY FRIEND! NO SMOKING! ME NO NO LIKEY THAT!
8: NO MEAN STUFF (ok thats kinda obvious...)

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Left Feet?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, Forest! Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy

BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour

BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Butt" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... "Oh hey ,wait for me!"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

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awesome quote- "Eeeeeemmett's Werewolf Transportation, where we transport werewolves with a smile and a waiting fist, this is Emmett, how can I be of service?"

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

I am what I am

I’m not emo I just have feelings

I’m not prep I’m just happier than you

I’m not a nerd just because I get better grades than you

I’m not a jock I’m just in better shape then you

I’m not goth I just like the color black

I’m not popular I just have friends

I’m not a hater I just don’t love everything

I’m not perfect I just did something right

I’m not crazy you’re just weird

I’m not stupid I just didn’t know the answer to your stupid question

I’m not a liar you just don’t understand sarcasm

I’m not depressed you’re just overly peppy

I’m none of the labels you’ve created for your own amusement

You should look at yourself though

This one goes out to all the jerks out there :)

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect.
So why bother?

The coolest Vampire list by Me!!
Aro - The ruler
Jane - the firey sister
Alec - the sense draining brother
The rest of the Volturi - The leaders
Tanya - means nothing to me
Kate - the power source
Darcula - ?
~~~~~ that is my Vamp List~

Carlisle - The doctor
Esme - The mother.
Alice - The future seeing sister
Emmett - Taken
Edward - The monster
Jasper - the lovable Emotional one.
Rosalie - dead
Bella - the stupid newborn.
Renesmee - the pocket monster
Wolfs - the fleas, the stinch, the idiots, the mutts... u get the point.

Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!" (a personal favorite)

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a br@ and a wig and make-up into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8"

16-walk up to random men with a full cart and whisper/yell "Did you get your tampons?!"

~~~~~ Ways to annoy your parents.~~~~~

Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night

25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song

things to annoy your parents even more:

1. take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "maybe a ghost took it"

2. get a pinata made to look like them

3. when they ask you what their doing, say "existing"

4. whenever they tell you something say "oh my god, no way"

5. when they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.

6. pretened to vaccum with your imaginary vaccum (don't forget to make noises)

7. when the phone rings, yell at it " HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?

8. put a mouse trap infront of the computer mouse.

9. ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget

10. when they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.

11. have all of your friends call you in one night. (it really works. i tried this one!! X3)

12. wear a turtle neck and follo them around saying "turtle turtle"

13. speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, make up one.)

14. wear a bucket on your head (i know someone who did it and it works really well)

15. sing everything you say

16. draw a face on a balloon and call it wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.

17. fall in love with a wine bottle

18. when their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse.

A little trivia quiz:

Favorite Movie: Thats hard!! well one of my favorites is Yes Man!! heehee...

Favorite Song: You have got to be kiddin me! To many to count!

Are you a city girl or country girl: COUNTRY GIRL FOR SURE! US BUMPKINS ROCK!

Nickname: Amy or Amey.

I'll show ya what a lil' girl is made of! Gunpowder and.. gunpowder and lead! Yeah!

I am a violent bumpkin... who would have thought that would have happened?? Heehee.

Okie dokie look ppl. Here is what you need to know.

1) Mess with me you wont be breathin. I have my ways. But, I am nice! Honest! haha

2) I may be short, but i am stronger than i look. I can lift a queen size pure wood bed. Strong enough for ya? Ok, well minus that matress, but.. I dont think that makes a difference.. Does it? Well. If it did.. To bad... lalalalalala

3) I am alot faster than i look. My record is up and down once on a large basketball court in three seconds.

4) I am a really nice person. I promise. I come on like a girl who will beat you without a second thought. I am so fun to be around!

5) You'll never be bored with me.

6) Head for the hills if im in a bad mood! lol not really. Just give me a Coke and I'll be a happy camper.

My infamous quotes:

"Shut the heck up or i'll beat you until you can remember two plus two! Oops, forgot, you dont know that anyways." (I was attackin my least favorite person when i said that)

"If you dont let go of my arm your only friend will be the wall over there! Ya know why? Because, you wont be able to leave the darn thang!" (Again.. my least fav person)

"Okie dokie. I'll beat him for ya!" (My friend wantin me to hurt someone)

"Your name should be Ed because your special." (My cousin actually says this to his friend. His nickname is Ed)

"How can you burn out the light bulb when there is a light in it? Oh wait... never mind.. I get it now." (I was having a blond moment)

"There is a cat following me. Is that normal? Ah crap! Stalker Kitten!" (I am serious! There was a cat following me! But like a month later he was hit by a car and killed. Poor kitty)

"This dang fly has buzzed around my head for the last hour. Stalker Bug!" (All my stalkers are animals... I killed him with a fly swatter)

Gosh! I can never understand how fanfiction works. It always puts the title of my story to the title of my chapters! That aint normal... oh well. I'm in a good mood today. Fanfiction wont ruin it! lol :) I am veryyyy happy today! Idk what has gotten into me. My bestie called my like at 7 this morning and left me a message saying "Morning Sunshine! Wake up!... ok really get your stinkin butt up." lol she is so nice. heehee :) Can someone explain why the violent bumpkin is so perky polly today? hmm... i think i'll go a beat some neighboorhood kids... Yup! I'm in a good mood! lol heehee (I really wont go a beat some random kids. Promise.)

Scarlet just prank called some dude from school and left a message on his phone. He called back and i called him a butthole... sad thing is... he didnt know it was me... He thought it was Pizza Place. hehe no wonder his mother hates me.

~~~What the Cullen's should say (Well this is what they say in my head...)~~~~~~~~

Bella: Its... a bird.
Edward: No, its superman. Of course its a bird!
Bella: Should i drink its blood?
Edward: No. Throw a rock at it and see if a boulder comes flying back. YES DRINK ITS FREAKIN BLOOD!
Bella: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the coffin today because your in a very bad mood.
Edward: What do you expect? Emmett stole my lip gloss!
Bella: Your staring to sound like Rosalie... Did you just seriuosly say Emmett stole your lip gloss?!
Edward: YES I DID
Bella: AHHHH YOUR GAY!! (runs off screaming)
Edward: Wait! come back! Im not gay! pinkie promise!! (chases after bella)

Emmett: I'm high on squirrel blood! YAY!
Rosalie: Emmett, honey, your. an. IDIOT!
Emmett: I'm high! what do you expect!?
Rosalie: So true.
Emmett: You agreed with me! Wow.. I must be smart when i'm high.
Rosalie: Even if your high your not smart.
Emmett: (holds up edwards lip gloss) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! i used it... my lips sparkly!! heehee...
Rosalie: I DO NOT wanna know... and yes, they sparkly... WHY IN THE HECK DID I JUST SAY THAT??
Emmett: Because you know its true.

Alice: I just had a vision of you saying "Dont kill me!" Why did i just have a vision of you saying "Dont kill me!"?
Jasper: Dont kill me!
Alice: Ya darn right, dont kill me! I have a pixie wrath! GO PIXIE POWER! (attacks jasper)
Jasper: Ya darn pixie! (screams like a little girl)
Alice: PIXIE WRATH TIMES 100 HUNDRED FOR YOU NOW! (beats the crap out of jasper)

Esme: Our childern are stupid.
Carlisle: I'm disowning them.
Esme: I disown them first. So their yours know. HA!
Carlisle: NO! THEY WILL MURDER ME!
Esme: SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
Carlisle: I AM A MAN!
Esme: I have my doubts.

I dont hate twilight... i just think it would be funny if they acted like this... hahahaha edward has lip gloss! as you can see... im not an edward fan. I'm an Emmett fan!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

YOU HAVE TO READ 'Rules for Emmett Cullen' ITS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN A REALLY LONGGGG TIME!! idk who the author is but its freakinFUNNY! hahahahahahaha i laughed sooo hard!!
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Ok this is what i do when im givin skittles. I skip up to random people like a sweet little girl and i throw the skittles as hard as i can while yelling "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!" i stop, smile sweetly, and skip away. hahaha

This is what i do when some boys use these lines on me.

Boy: If i could change the alphabet i would put 'U' and 'I' together.
Me: I would put 'F' and 'U' together.

Boy: I could swim in your eyes all day
Me: If you tried, i'd drown you.

Boy: Baby, are your feet hurting? because you have been runnin through my mind all day long.
Me: I did? lets hope i damaged your brain bad enough to where you would die.

~~~~~How Well Scarlet Knows M~~~~~

She got me a gift when she went to Florida. It was a Louisville Slugger that i use often. THANK YOU SCARIE!!

I will all her and say stuff like"Uh... I just punched some high teenager and now he's after me... help.." I am not kidding! I live in a old person nieghborhood infested with Drug head teenagers!! Tell me what is wrong with that sentence! lol ask Scar if you dont believe me. Oh and guess what Scar said.

She said "Which one was it? The one you punched two weeks ago or the one that you punched a week ago?"

I said: "Two weeks ago.".

She said: "I'll go get the gun... Seriously, Amy, you need to control your anger. One of these days your gonna get caught by the law nd that day i'll be peeved too se we will both get arested!" Then she hung up. Sadly, her dad is a cop and her dad and me actually get along... Sorta... He thinks making me scream is funny. I disagree. I wil say what Scalet is thinking right now. DUH!! I can tell, even though she is not with me.

I will pass her a note in class (we have every class together) and it will say I need help on number three. Scar will scare the teacher away... do not ask how.. then give me the answer.

If a boy starts walking towards me, Scarie will grab my arms and say "No fights."

Never underestamate the Torture Twins. GO BRUTAL SISTER POWER!