The Pinball Wizardhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Resident Evil, Pokémon, and Kingdom Hearts. THE PINBALL WIZARD Likes the Who, as you probably guess from his pen name. Is a 20 year old male named Lance People call him Frosty for a reason still unknown to him. Hates spiders, scorpions, earwigs, and snakes with a passion. Is a psychology major in college. In his free time he plays video games. His current favorite game is LIMBO. He also likes reading. His current favorite book is You Don't Know Me by David Klauss. NEWS 11/4/2011 Yeah, so I've decided to finish writing It's Always Foggy in Bluff Grey City. The It's Always FAQ Page |
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Resident Evil: Stay Alive by XxEnigmaxX reviews
UPDATE: REWRITING THE STORY/CHAPTERS! Stuck in the Resident Evil games (0, 1, 2, 3,CodeVeronica X, 4, 5), my brother Rick and I must fight to survive until the very end. Meanwhile we meet all the heroes and villains we all love so much. T/M for swearing. COMPLETE.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 227,345 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Chris R., Jill V., Billy C., HUNK - Complete
Unpredictable by Namantos reviews
Angst. Constantly ignored, Keigo decides to erase every online chat he ever registered on to avoid his "friends", but before he terminates his last profile there is a mail in his inbox from a stranger. He decides to read it. Multi-pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 157,111 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Keigo A., Grimmjow J.
Image of God by Farla reviews
A boy who reported his pokemon stolen. Two girls from two middle of nowheres setting out to be champions. The people who meet them along the way. And the story that has everyone buzzing - a trainer who captured a real live latios for his team.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Seviper/Habunake, Mawile/Kucheat, OC
Please Stay Off The Grass And Out of the Trees by Laleanen reviews
Mori/OC. Just who is the handsome young man in the window, and why does he have a chicken on his head? (Rated T for bullying.) COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
It's Not Always Black and White: The Musical by The Last Dragonite reviews
It felt odd when Black watched White, Cheren and Bianca leave Nuvema Town on their journey. But when his journey is given wing he's in for an adventure full of action and...singing? Why yes. NO MORE OC's.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 222,184 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Hilbert/Touya
An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
The Tainted Grimoire by cuttingmoon57 reviews
The Grimoire of the Rift, a powerful magic tome. Luso Clemens, an average, fourteen year old boy. It asked him but one question. "One is fated to fill these barren pages. Know ye his name?" His answer would be the catalyst that changed his life forever.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 369,076 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008
Whatever Days May Come by WildArm reviews
Bill Overbeck endured the jungles of Vietnam. He endured his retirement from service. And now, he is going to have to endure Hell on earth. He was always a leader, and although his new squad may not be what he's used to, he'll have to make do. COMPLETE!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,829 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bill, Zoey - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
I Do Believe That You Don't Exist Here by New Game Plus reviews
This person only existed in a video game. He isn't real. He's imaginary, but somehow he is here. He is here in flesh and blood. It's Dante! Dante from DMC is my freaking teacher and yet... not even the biggest DMC fans seems to realize. Now Rated M because of crude language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,917 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Dante, Vergil, OC
To Fight To Love by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
The way you are right now, Yuffie, I like it. Very much."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,314 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Riku, Yuffie K.
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Survivors by The.Frost reviews
Finished. Many thanks to you, reader. The sequel is "Hunter."
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,901 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
How NOT to write Ouran fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya gathered some information about badfic, ready to share it with the Host Club members. Another one of my parodies, to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
Guide To Owning An L4D Character by DestineyTot reviews
You -insert name here- have just puchased a -insert L4D character here- and is having trouble with it. If so, then this is the guide for you, my friend.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ellis, Nick
The Darkness Within by tracefan reviews
A sarcastic Dragonair's carefree life is shattered and he learns that the battle between good and evil affects us all in ways we cannot imagine. Evil lurks in the darkest recesses of our hearts, waiting to be brought out. BEING REBOOTED!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 297 - Words: 669,265 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Dragonair/Hakuryu - Complete
Kyoya's notes about Mary Sues by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya shares all the information he gathered about Mary Sues with the others. Basically an essay, a parody to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
Resident Evil Insanity by BurningRave18 reviews
A look into an untold tale of survival during the viral outbreak of Raccoon City.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 126,841 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
A whiff of reality by Funpen reviews
Because in Edo, killing zombies is just like killing aliens or humans. It's either you grow a pot on your belly or you die being uncool.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T.
Persona X by Lilac Papillon reviews
It is 2016, and a new face arrives in a new country, where his new life begins. However, as he makes new friends and foes, he realizes in time that their faces may be shrouded with many masks. Time, however, is not on his side. Game start. -Collab/OC fic-
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009
Come Back To Me by Enchantable reviews
Collab with Frotu. Post-rescue Orihime deals with life, one breath at a time
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Sucks 2 Be You by KNDfreak reviews
As the title implies, random failures of me trying to pass or kill the witch. Some bigger then others xD. Most on Expert.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Witch, Zoey
Kingdom Hearts: The Fallen Kingdom by Sulhadahne reviews
Third Part of Axelerate So, the Door to Light's been opened. What's a Keyblade Master to do? Somehow make sense of all the political world intrigue of course. Sora and friends will make it somehow. That's if, they don't all kill each other first. Finished
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,363 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Demyx - Complete
Ellis, Sweetie, Can This Wait? by testarossa reviews
— • • “Are you trying to hit on me?” “Well… is it working?” ;; Ellis x Rochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ellis, Rochelle - Complete
Moment of Silence by yesimahuman reviews
Tallahassee knew that this day would come, and when it did, he was prepared to mourn.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Raccoon City Chronicles by shadowno reviews
My first Resident Evil Story, Essentially it's Outbreak, but to a greater degree. It will follow mainly OCs, but on occasion, will include characters from the series.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
EdoBook by Funpen reviews
In the world of Edo, if you don't have an Edobook -- you're better off to die as a lonely, introverted virgin. : Quiz 2: 'How Otaku are you'
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kagura, Okita S.
Friendships Fade by Comicbookfan reviews
Kazukiyo Souga: class representative of 1-A. His popularity-or lack thereof, his little luck with love, and his phobias have recently come to the attention of the Host Club. Being the giving people they are, he becomes of interest. That cannot be good.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You by BloodAndDiamonds reviews
Zexion warned him, but Demyx didn't listen... And that's exactly why Zexion isn't to blame for Demyx's broken heart. One-Shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Zexion, Demyx
A Different Kind of Lullaby by maple the wacky tree reviews
KyouyaxHaruhi oneshot. “KYOUYA-SEMPAI? How the heck did you get in my apartment?” “Through the door obviously. I thought you were an honor-student, Haruhi.” “That door was locked!” Kyouya is faced with a choice. Will he choose Haruhi, or his work?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Effin' Great Dream by Zeff N Company reviews
Looking down, he found Leon snuggled against his chest. Then he felt something that was wet, warm and definitely not a finger probe at him, and his eyes opened so fast and so wide that they could pop. No pairings
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Cid H. - Complete
6:00 by Psychotype reviews
He brushes his teeth, puts on his dress shirt and black pants, and adjusts his tie. It is now 6:15. Louis does not know the world had ended.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Sugar Me Sweet by Calamity in Motion reviews
"I think it, you do it." Just a crazed billionaire, a pretty girl, and complete mental control. Castle explores the extent of his control over one of the Society girls. It looks like it'll be a great night. It's a little dirty. ;D
Gamer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2009 - K. Castle - Complete
Imaginary Enemy by snappleducated reviews
But if you cannot tell the truth, then make your lie a pretty one. — Adachi
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - T. Adachi - Complete
Alice by CrimsonMagi94 reviews
The first Alice was gallant, the second Alice sang, the third Alice was a queen, the fourth Alice found . . . Wonderland"
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Left 4 Dead by Drazyrohk reviews
... the title pretty much speaks for itself! A collaboration on behalf of myself and CrazyChibiSama!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2009
My Trip to Appleton by Luckycharms2841 reviews
A boy finds out Tom Nook isn't the "Nice Guy" he's portrayed as..
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Turks in Silent Hill by RenosEMR reviews
Cross over with Silent Hill, the Turks get stuck there and have to work their way out whilst keeping the President safe. I am hoping you enjoy it to the end. And it's complete! What a mission, and thank you for the support! More stories to come :
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Rufus - Complete
Fallout 3: The Perk Chronicles by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Humorous stories revloving around the many Perks within the game. I'll take any requests!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
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It's Always Foggy in Grey Bluff City reviews
Sequel to It's Always Sunny in Switch Blue City. The survivors find themselves fending off the undead once more. More lines will be crossed, more will die. Kingdom Hearts/Left 4 Dead/Resident Evil
Crossover - Resident Evil & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Leon S. K., Axel
It's Always Sunny in Switch Blue reviews
Even if there's a massive zombie outbreak. Resident Evil/Kingdom Hearts/Left 4 Dead/Final Fantasy. Contains Character Death- OC death as well.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Leon S. K., Axel - Complete
For The Last F'ing Time, I'm Not ZEXION! reviews
It's all fun and games until you cosplay as a character and the real characters mistake you for him. Yeah... It's cool. NOT!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Zexion
So My Math Teacher Was Eaten By A Pokemon reviews
I stared in absolute horror as the lone Houndoom clawed at the insides of my math teacher. It tore fiercely at the flesh, and swallowed a chunk of his intestines. While all the other kids were screaming all I could think was… “Resident Evil”- minus the
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009