Hello people of Earth! (And other various planets!)

For those of you who are a bit confused about me, I am NOT a pineapple! (It's a long story involving an apple pie, a walrus, and sixteen yards of colored duct tape.)

However, I am:

Easily entertained

Immature

A female

Smarter than I act (although I don't act very smart so that's not saying a lot)

A HUGE fan of parodies

A fan of HP & PJO

A TERRIBLE singer

Fluent in 6 languages (gibberish, obnoxious, pig latin, sdrawkcab, smart-alack, and hostile.)

Annoyed by stupid text words like:

Dat

Wat

L8r

Wots

Gud

Iz

Dis

Gud

Rong

Doz

Git (instead of get)

Ya

No (instead of know)

It's only a few letters people!

Other things I don't like:

CHAIN EMAILS

MONOTONOUS PROFILES WITH PASTED CRAP

Things that make me want to rip out my hair:

CHAIN TEXT MESSAGES

Bring it on Flamers!

My goal with my stories is to bother people and make people laugh! If my story does either one for you then please review and let me know!

I REFUSE TO PLEDGE MYSELF TO SILLY MASCULINE FANTASY CHARACTERS; I'm team Spongebob!

Why must you ruin my moment with all your "common sense" nonsense?

I just realized that Cedric Diggory isn't really dead, but has been turned into a vampire.

This makes Stephenie Meyer the equivalent of Voldemort.

Fangirls are more than likely Death Eaters.

(This is all metaphorical and just because I don't like Twilight as much as everyone else, doesn't mean that I hate it.)

When life gives you lemons, don't cut them in half, cover your eyes with them, and tell people that you're a fruit fly. This is extremely painful and a waste of lemons.

Guess what everyone!

Everyone: WHAT?

Oh, I didn't mean literally...

ANYWAYS, I AM GOING TO MAKE AN ANGRY/ BOTHERED PEOPLE COUNT!

as soon as I publish my first story...

au revoir!