Hi. My name is Sam. Sam I am. But I don't like green eggs and ham.

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

I'm Rory Flanagan, and Brittany thinks I'm a Leprechaun.

That was Glee, by the way. My name is Jess, and I DO like Chris Colfer.

I have a prettyyyy sad life. About half of it is spent on fanfiction and the other on glee. But I also enjoy other stuff, likee... AVPM/S, Nosing into other people's business, Unicorns, and being super annoying. Me and Sweet-Porcelain16 are the duo that are 'annoying/ super annoying' to this girl in our class who would gladly murder us. But after three years, we may just be growing on her. Maybe.

But aside that, I also read stuff that isn't fanfiction *audience gasp* such as... Harry Potter and Twighlight. Original, right? I'm sure no-one else has that on their page, right? ;) Butttt, I do read Lorien Legacies, aka the 'I am Number Four Books'. Although I only watched the film for Alex Pettyfer. And Dianna Agron, meaning we come full circle; Glee. I'm so cool.

Took these off the Glee Wiki Awards, cause I'm bored. Doing top 3 for each sooo:

Best Male/Male Duet

Baby it's Cold Outside, Perfect, Candles :)

Best Female/Female Duet

Constant Craving, I Feel Pretty/ Unpretty, I Kissed a Girl

Best Female/Male Duet

Happy Days Are Here Again/ Get Happy,Don't You Want Me, For Good

Best Overall Solo

I Want to Hold Your Hand, My Man, Valerie

Best Male Solo

I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You, Blackbird, She's Not There

Best Female Solo

Valerie, Songbird, Ain't No Way

Best Non-New Direction Song

Misery, Somewhere Only We Know, Raise You Glass

Best New Direction Song

Born this Way, Marry You, Just the Way You Are

Best New Character

Blaine, or Neff/ Wevid (They count as one cause they just do.)

Best New Direction Male Group Number

Girls Just Want To Have Fun, Stop in The Name of Love/ Free Your Mind, Somebody To Love *cringe*

Best New Direction Female Group Number

I Kissed A Girl, Firework, I Know What Boys Like

Best Guest Star

Holly Holiday ;) 'My Lips Are Sealed- Just Like Your Legs'

Best Mashup

Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You, Stop in The Name of Love/ Free Your Mind, I Feel Pretty/ Unpretty

Best Overall Song

Blackbird, I Want To Hold Your Hand, As If We Never Said Goodbye

Best Vocal Performance of New Directions

Pure Imagination, Perfect, Get it Right

Best Dancing Performance of New Directions

Valerie, Born This Way, America

Best Costumes in a Performance of New Directions

Born This Way, Le Jazz Hot, Thriller/ Heads Will Roll

Best Kiss (One Per Episode at Least)

Kliss in Original Song, Kliss in The First Time, And The Other Kliss from The First Time :)

Best New Couple

Klaine! Brittana, Bartie

Best New Friendship

Kurt-Rachel, Kurt-Blaine, Kurt- Sam

Wowww, I'm not sad at all ;)