My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

Following an attack by modern day pirates, the Cullen's and Bella find themselves ship wrecked on a desert island in the pacific ocean. Join them as they salvage their boat, explore the island and build a new life. Alone. Rated M. Canon pairings. AH