Abby: There's good news and bad news...
Ducky: (sighs) I hate it when you play this game, Abby.
Abby: His last meal was a Big Mac and fries
Ducky: Probably half the base had that for lunch. I was hoping you'd come up with something a little more exotic. Tandoori perhaps. And the good news?
Abby: I know what's in the special sauce.

Tony: It's like sex without all the work.
Kate: Tony, for you everything is like sex.