Hey People,

Ok, so sutff about me. My profile. Hmm.

Name's Becca or Beka, depending on which one I'm in the mood for. I love in Florida, and its hot as hell here. No pun intended. I am one of 4 kids in my family, the one who gets to deal with everyones crap. Ha. I am currently in highschool in Miami, in the middle of nowhere. But they're building a Wal Mart across the street, so theres gonna be SOME civilization. Phew. I love reading and writing strories. Maybe a lil to much, but thats ok. I also like pissing my teachers off, its SOO much fun. They eventually quite, so in the long run, it all works out perfectly. Mwuaha! I have to confess. I am in love with music. Here are some bands that i LOVE!

Green Day. -Tyler Hilton. -Switchfoot. -Good Charlotte. -Rob Thomas. -Gavin Degraw. -Eric Clapton. -Linkin Park. -Gwen Stefani (No Doubt). -Natalie. -Nickle Back. -Akon. -Kelly Clarkson. -Dave Mathews. -Three Days Grace.

More, but cant think of all of them now. But you get my drift when i say i love music, right? Okay, you do.

So heres some stuff that you may want to read. Have fun!

Random jokes:

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.
Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around
and duck inside. "Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch digger said.
"What's our world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' such
places?"
A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and
quietly slipped inside. "Do you believe that?" The workman exclaimed.
"Why, 'tis no wonder th' young people today are so confused, what with
the example clergymen set for them."
After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly
entered the whore house. "Ah, what a pity," the digger said, leaning
on his shovel. "One of th' poor lasses must be ill."

(This is the funniest in my oppinion. I cracked up and fell on the floor and broke a rib. But, just read it for your interest.)Special High Intensity Teaching

Memo to all students:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
From students, it will be our policy to keep all students well
taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any
other school. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.
on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed
at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled
at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to
take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they
graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of
S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

WhenI have the time to update on this stuff, I'll do it. Till then, fair well to y'all. But wait, there's more! Voila!

My fave poems. You’ve come this far in reading my lil profile. Just a little more. You could do it.

People can be really dumb sometimes,
they do really stupid things,
Some smoke marijuana and other stuff,
and get themselves tongue rings,
They kill themselves and others too,
sometimes with a bomb or gun,
They do drugs, hang out at bars and clubs,
and do crazy things for fun,
people do stupid things sometimes,
don't make one of those people you,
do what's right, put up fight,
Think before you do!

By my good pal Sarah. Aint she awesome?

Anatomy Lesson

Fingers like poking and picking your nose
And prodding and probing and taking off clothes.
Legs are for walking and kicking and cramps;
Tongues are for talking and licking of stamps.
Arteries boost all the blood to your brain,
But basically backwards, it's all done in vein.
Gonads are great, though not for us all;
But if you are a man, then you'll have a ball.

Drink too much booze and your liver explodes;
Snort too much coke, you'll be blowing your nodes
Adenoids are an enlarged mass of tissue,
Subtract-a-noid and you'll have less of the issue.
You can sit on a Flag pole, but not at half-mast;
You'll be split in two places and rendered half-assed.

Panties

She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra
a message that told him that he'd gone too far.
A motif that told him
"If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss."

"Certainly Modom," the saleslady said.
"In what kind of script would you like it read?
Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail."
She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."

Ok….eventho those were all random n’all, they were some of my favorites that I could only remember right now.

Ahh! Must…have…some Paul...and…Rob FFs….NOW!

K, ive gotta fulfill my needs. So hope you didn’t die from boredom of my profile.

I applaud to you all who have survived. smiles cheerfully

Bows at being finished with profile. Starts singing ‘Halejujah! Halejujah! Halujuah! Hallll-juuuu-jahhhhhh!

All windows shadder….

…..My bad.

Love,

Loco Beka aka Becca