![]() Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. He-ey! . I'm cupcakes-of-DOOM ;3 age: 13 o:) gender: female what I look like: Short brown hair, blue eyes, freckles favourite things: MAKING CUPCAKES, reading, sleeping, MANGA and ANIME, skorpor (mmm...), safron buns sports I do: roller hockey, fencing, swimming where I live: WALES nationality: 1/2 swedish, 3/8 scotish and 1/8 german (don't ask me how I ended up living in Wales but I've been born and bred here so really I'm Welsh) stuff I don't like: ICT, annoying people, baked beans, pesto 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 1. What would you say about your boyfriend? There You Go - P!nk (That's what you get for leaving me) 2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? Unwind - P!nk (And unwind from curled up sleeping position) 3. Your teacher is... Cousins - Vampire Weekend (cousins with me! Yay!) 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? If You Can Afford Me - Katy Perry (They obviously could if you're hanging from the wall...) 5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? Beutiful, Dirty, Rich - Lady Gaga (Of course they are... *shakes head vigurously*) 6. What would your Best Friend say about you? SING - My Chemical Romance (YES I DO!!!) 7. How do you feel right now? The Last Song - Rhianna (interesting emotion I must say) 8.What's on your bedside table right now? Salt Skin - Ellie Goulding (erm...) 9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? Sound And Vision - David Bowie (checked I still had them) 10. When you open your wardrobe you see... Presence, Dear - Blondie (Yes... Presence...) 11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Substitute - The Who (I should get one next time) 12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Atomic - Blondie (World goes nuclear) 13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Don't Know Nothing - Maroon 5 (I don't know nothing 'bout that) 14. Your life's theme song? God Is a DJ - p!nk (for giving me one in the first place) 15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Lights On - Katy B (it's rather dark) 16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? California King Bed - Rhianna (I never got one, that's why I'm doing this) 17. Your motto is.. Crazy for you - Adele (who, I don't know though) 18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy... Alejandro - Lady Gaga (I sure would...) 19. What did you dream about tonight? Guns and Horses - Ellie Goulding (Cowboy style) 20. Any last words? Take Me Home - Sophie Ellis-Bextor (yes please do :P (No please don't)) 1) Open up any media player and put it on shuffle. 2. Answer each qustion by posting the song title and band. 3. Post it even if it doesn't make sense. 4. No cheating or skipping. 1. If someone stole your favorite item, what would you yell out of anger? Killer - The Hoosiers (yes, everybody kill 'er, she deserves to die for stealing it!) 2. You trip and fall in front of your crush. What do they say? Fire with Fire - Scissor Sisters (huh? Why u say that mon crush?) 3. A moment of disappointment hits you, what do you mutter? So What - P!nk (So what? It could've been worse I guess... *still dissapointed) 4.If you could have anything in the world, what would it be? Do What U Do - P!nk (Yes, I want for you to do what you do) 5. What's the best way to describe your best friend? Stop Falling - P!nk (It can get really annoying when she keeps falling over everything) 6. Best movie of all time? Summerboy - Lady Gaga (erm... sounds like a romance, not too fond of them...) 7. Best make-out spot to take someone? Never Been Lonely - The Feeling (So, lots of people there then?) 8. A song that would play during a wicked torturing of your enemies? Split Personality - P!nk (unfotunately they got the evil, sick, twisted personality who enjoys torturing people) 9. A theme song that would play everytime your parent(s) enter a room? Trouble - P!nk (yes, I am in lots of trouble...) 10. You're walking home and you find twenty bucks, what do you say? I Can't Lie - Marron 5 (I can't lie, but it's really weird finding 20 bucks when you live in Britain) 11. Your theme song? Candy - Aggro Santos; Kimberly Wyatt (mmm... candy...o.O) 12. The end of the world is near, your reaction? What's My Name? - Rhianna (Gotten forgetful from all the poisonoous fumes in the air as the world starts to explode) 13. A good song to kill to? New York - Paloma Faith (erm... okay...) 14. Someone broke your heart, what will you do now? Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (wow, that one was a pretty good match) 15. Your make-out song? Handbags & Gladrags - Rod Stewart (fail) 16. You punch someone in the face, what do they cry out? Dreaming - Blodie (they will be soon...) 17. A rock is thrown through your window with a note on it. It says? Crazy Little Thing Called Love - J-Status; Rhianna (did love drive them to do this?) 18. Someone compliments you on something. Your reply? Sarajevo - The Hoosiers (I replied what?) 19. What does the world and everyone in it think of you? Hard - Jeezy/Rhianna (Oh yeah, hard as nails) 20. An opening fight scene song? Starry Eyed - Ellie Goulding (I'm not sure it is...) 21. What song describes you? Rope - Foo Fighters (you what...?) 22. Your favorite bedtime story? Violet Hill - Coldplay (a story about a hill covered in violets? Was someone trying to get there maby?) 23. The song you'll make your husband/wife dance to when you get married? Unlikely Hero - The Hoosiers (yep, never thought it would be you I married) 24. You and a friend are trapped on an island. How will you decide leadership? Is It Any Wonder - Ellie Goulding (Is it any wonder that we were fighting over this in the first place?) 25. How will people remember you when you're dead and gone? Spaceman - The Killers (one spaceman? That's how many people will remember me? Great!) ((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name)) A: Hot 50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0- 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask ”DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??!” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow. I can tell you’re a blast at parties.” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH! IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena. 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”. 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspell. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH! MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" Female Comebacks Pick up line comebacks, add to it. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... |
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