Hey.

My name's Kyle. I'm a guy using FF. So?

Fave music artists: Bruno Mars, Daft Punk, David Guetta, Skrillex, Austin Mahone, Macklemore, Jay-Z, Chris Brown, Enrique Iglesias, Maroon 5, LMFAO, B.o.B, Usher, Jason Derulo, Imagine Dragons, The Script, Calvin Harris, Flux Pavilion, Bad Meets Evil, Fort Minor

Fave video games: Skyrim, NBA2K13 (looking forward to 2K14! :D), Dance Central, Tekken 6, Tekken Tag Tournament, Street Fighter, Resident Evil 6, Black Ops 2, Dishonored, Patapon, Saints Row the Third, Minecraft

Fave sports: basketball, bowling, tennis, swimming

Fave athletes: Michael Jordan, Kevin Durant, Mark Munoz, Demetrious Johnson, Rafael Nadal, Jeremy Lin, Manny Pacquiao, Novak Djokovic, LeBron James, Stephen Curry, Kyrie Irving, Andy Murray, Allen Iverson, Chris Weidman, Joe Johnson

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm a loner, so I must take anti-depressants.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST have a serious eating problem.

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST eat tacos and wear sombreros everyday.

I'm SPANISH so I MUST live in an antique house and have siestas every afternoon.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a FILIPINO, so I MUST live in poverty.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

List your favorite characters and act as if you were actually in the game, then answer the following questions. (I'm using Dance Central characters, they are arranged based on the decade they represent in DC3.)

1. Angel

2. Miss Aubrey

3. Glitch

4. Mo

5. Taye

6. Lil' T

7. Emilia

8. Bodie

9. Rasa

10. Lima

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

WTF Angel! I'm not gay, so don't do smut with me!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

We can play Legos later, Glitch. LATER.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Well, they're both black so it makes sense (not tryna be racist.).

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Thanks, I guess.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Don't do anything. I don't wanna ruin her precious time in Slumberland.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay, we're cousins?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

He's a lifeguard so he prolly drowned or something.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Hey, don't you have work to do?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

She's probably taking her work really seriously.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He probably won't do much. Goodbye, wonderful world.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She wouldn't give a damn. TT_TT

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Probably a pair of Beats or something?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He be like "Damn! The roof is on fire!". XD

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

I have no idea, so I guess nothing's gonna happen.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Shit, a middle-aged person likes me.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Beat up the girl who dumped me?

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He can't. He's working. D:

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Wait...I'm gay?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Racial diversity?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Wait why would I date Glitch in the first place? I ain't gay, bitch.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Well, they're sisters, so I guess they would do a simple peck on the cheek or somethin.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Just let her be. She's probably too young to understand love anyway.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Holy shit, Emilia likes me?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Hey, I overheard Emilia talking about how much she likes you. (Die-heart shipper XD)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

WHY DO MIDDLE-AGED PEOPLE LIKE ME SO MUCH?!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Wait a second...Lima likes Spaniards now?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Playing vid games all night.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Probably not; Lil' T is too young for Angel.

Would 2 trust 5?

Aubrey doesn't trust ANYONE.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

She'd obviously get disturbed from work, so she'd probably be pissed.

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

SCIENCE? XD

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Wait a second...HOW DID I COINCEDENTIALLY MAKE TWO PRETEENS COOK DINNER? Anyway I guess it'd be pretty messy.

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

A duo of time-travelling superheroes? :D

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Never seen lifeguards give haircuts before, so I dunno.

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

No, coz Rasa didn't draw anything. He's still working.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Love. Between middle-aged people, to be specific.

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

SEXUAL HARASSMENT! Go to hell, Angel.

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

He be like "WAIT...how did she know I have a six-pack?"

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

They're sisters so it's expected.

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Taye would tell her everything.

If 7 won the lottery?

She'd throw a huge party?

If 8 had quite a big secret?

He actually drowned, even though he's a lifeguard. And he likes Emilia. XD

If 9 became a singer?

He can't. He's still working.

If 10 got a daughter?

Isn't Lima infertile?

What would 1 think of 2?

Duh. Angel would think Aubrey's sexy. XD

How would 3 greet 4?

With a bro-fist and/or a badass handshake.

What would 4 envy about 5?

It's more of jealousy rather than envy. XD

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They have two completely different personalities, a girly side and a rough side.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Bodie cheated on Emilia?

Where would 8 meet 9?

In the DCI Headquarters DUH.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That she's a workaholic? But then again, so is he.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

He might unexpectedly get in her pants?

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag three people.

1. What's my mood like right now?
Where'd You Go by Fort Minor (Guess I'm looking for someone?)

2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
Basketball by Lil Bow Wow (Looks like I'll be playing basketball tomorrow.)

3. What kind of person am I?
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall by Coldplay (I don't get if I'm a crybaby or someone who's consulting a therapist.)

4. Am I loved?
True Love by P!nk (Meh, good enough)

5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Yeah by Usher (Makes absolutely no sense.)

6. What should I do with my life?
Around the World by Daft Punk (So you're saying I should travel?)

7. Is everything going to be all right in the end?
Billionaire by Travie McCoy (Cha-ching!)

8. What is my best quality?
Power by Kanye West (Another compliment)

9. How does my sex life look?
Grenade by Bruno Mars (Ok seriously wtf)

10. What's the meaning of life?
Moonshine by Bruno Mars (Sometimes Bruno Mars can be a little confusing.)

11. What do people think of me?
Superhuman by Chris Brown & Keri Hilson (That's a little exaggerated, I guess.)

12. Would I make a good lover?
OMG by Usher (Again, wtf)

13. How crazy am I?
Hero by Enrique Iglesias (So let me get this straight; I'm a crazy hero?)

14. Will I have a good life in general?
Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars (Awww. Well, see you in hell, then :P)

15. Will someone ever really love me?
Breathing by Jason Derulo (I guess that's a good thing.)

16. Can anybody and I ever be more than friends can?
Rapper's Delight by the Sugarhill Gang (Again, this answer makes absolutely no sense.)

17. What's going to happen to me this week?
Gentleman by PSY (So you're saying I have to help some old woman cross the street?)

18. Where will I be a year from now?
Where them Girls at by David Guetta (I guess that's the question I'll be asking.)

19. What is my fondest wish?
Finally Found You by Enrique Iglesias (Makes sense.)

20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Talkin 2 Myself by Eminem (Is my lover autistic or something? XD)

21. How did my parents meet?
Fix You by Coldplay (Uh...okay?)

22. How will I die?
Digital Love by Daft Punk (Addiction to video games?)

23. What song will be played at my funeral?
If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5 & Rihanna (Why, exactly?)

24. What will happen after I die?
Scream by Usher (Someone's screaming because they want me back or somethin'?)

25. What will I dream about tonight?
Hung Up by Hot Chelle Rae (My brain's malfunctional?)

26. How does my media player feel about me?
Feel So Close by Calvin Harris (Sorry, man...but I think we're just better off as friends, you feel me?)

27. If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say...
I Like It by Enrique Iglesias (Probably the most sensible answer I got today.)

28. How would you describe yourself?
Live My Life by Far East Movement (What do you mean by that?)

29. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Harlem Shake by Baauer (Of dat ass, I guess?)

30. What is your lives purpose?
What About Love by Austin Mahone (Ok...I guess I can take that.)

31. What is your motto?
It's Time by Imagine Dragons (For what?)

32. What do your friends think of you?
On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons (Finally, here's a good answer for a change.)

33. What do you think of often?
The Man That Can't Be Moved by The Script (Good enough.)

34. What do you think of your best friend?
Remember the Name by Fort Minor (My friend is 1% normal and 99% crazy XD)

35. What do you think of the person you like?
As Long as you Love me by Justin Bieber (Again, it's a little exaggerated)

36. What is your life story?
Payphone by Maroon 5 (Um...)

37. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Heart Attack by Demi Lovato (Goodbye, world, looks like I'm dying at a young age this time.)

38. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Count on Me by Bruno Mars (I guess it's a little accurate.)

39. What will you dance to at your wedding?
One More Time by Daft Punk (That'd actually be pretty awesome.)

40. What do you think of your friends?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk (Very fucking true, I have a low self-esteem.)

Extra: What will you post this as?
Look at me Now by Chris Brown (Yeah, look at it. Come on! LOOK AT IT! I know you wanna.)