May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 7!

CAUTION: LEGOLAS IS NOT IN THIS STORY! It's 1998, and a man with a driver's license thirty years out of date has been found. This would be insignificant, but he looks exactly like he did thirty years ago.

We've all seen the girl-falls-into-middle-earth story. In fact, I may be guilty of having written one... But what happens to that tried and true story when the girl is unexpectedly accompanied by...her husband? Humor. Not MarySue bashing.

An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!

When you turn 16, wouldn't you just expect a car? Instead, what if you find out you were a living weapon with strange abilities and killer instincts? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he quickly discovers that it totally sucks... Killing Them Softly Revised. (Not a slash, people)

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.

CloudxRiku. There's more than one side to every story.

Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.

A reclusive botanist finds herself unceremoniously whisked into Middle Earth...in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring irritated Valar,fainting ellith, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.

65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.

Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

A contest of semiomnipotent wits, a thieving dwarf, a bitter elleth, a sarcastic guy, an odd girl, and a lost elf. And now introducing a slightly spastic captain! You do the math...or you could just read it. New: Chapter 30!

They saved the world. That's all that matters...right?

Home, far away, from the war a chance to live again. Home, far away, but the war no chance to live again.

Sequel to Heat Lightning. Final piece in a trilogy.

There's something funny going on in Middle-earth... Foreboding make-believe prophecies, dopey brainwashed suitors, and enough ridiculousness to make a girl go crazy! Part 1 of Emily's series. Do watch your step, you wouldn't want to step in any of the BS going on around here.

inhale and exhale.

Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it

They were the closest thing he'd ever known to family: Mother, Madness, Rage, Grief, Terror, Chaos... and Strife.

After his defeat in the Hades Cup, Cloud ends his contract and begins his own journey, followed by haunting memories of who he is and who he had once been...

AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.

Young Estel is led astray by elflords.

If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.

[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?

Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.

Mary-Sue thinks that Glorfindel is Legolas, and nothing that he can say will change that. Watch as the denizens of Imladris torment the seneschal into more Balrog-slaying fits while they fight the woes of Mary-Sue and other evils.

Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005

A fanfiction exchange among members of the PPC. Short stories set in Middle Earth, from before, during and after Lord of the Rings. Hobbits, elves, Entwives, the Haradrim all featured in these stories

Haldir and Pariel agreed to an arrangement to keep them both safe, sane, and single. Unfortunately, this arrangement backfires as Erestor of Imladris arrives with the sole purpose of unmasking their farcical relationship….

Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.

A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

“We’ve set up Headquarters somewhere undetectable. It’s taken a while…” Remus Lupin to Harry in OotP - Here's the story of the rebuilding of the Order, bridging the gap between GoF and OotP from Sirius's point of view - all canon. COMPLETE!

This is the sequal to Legolas and the Mermaid PART 1!! It's sooo good, NOT A MARY SUE just read, you'll luvvv it. I love leggy! LG/Ariel.

Irulan is an unusual princess born in unusual times. Her unusualness will change Middle Earth and, starting with a certain elf, the hearts of many forever

FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. Warning: Oooh, language. And Innuendos. Finished