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Ello, ello... I am the conspicious ~AA~... of course, I have no idea how you are infact seeing this page, because at the moment my conspiciodo is a conspiciodon't. Ah, well... that's the way the chips fly, I must admit. Well... carry on, then. Don't waste your time in the little welcome box. Look down at the more interesting paragraphs, please. Now. MOVE YOUR BUGGY LITTLE EYES, YOU THICKHEADED PRICK!

FanFiction Subjects

At the moment I am only doing School of Rock, The Outsiders, Jak and Daxter, and Harry Potter... And, what a shocker, Sirius will not die in any of them. No, not one. ... Well maybe one. ... Or two.

Later on, maybe after me eleventh or twelfth (yes, I really do get that bored on weekend days) fic of each, I might experiment with Georgia Nicholson, Lord of the Rings, Where the Red Fern Grows (book report... enlightening novel, I must say), All American Girl, The Great Gilly Hopkins (evil little prat, isn't she? I shall have a jolly time making a rucus of that story), Totally Spies, and whatever else I decide to do. Go on then... next little box. Lordy, I'm not going to have to repeat the same comedic pull I did in the welcome box, am I?

I didn't think so.

COMING SOON: I have no frickin idea. X.x

NOTE: ROWLING NEVER SAYS WHETHER OR NOT BLAISE ZABINI IS A GIRL OR A BOY! I AM GOING TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THAT!

NOTE: I WILL NOT PUT SLASH WARNINGS IN MY STORY DESCRIPTIONS! SLASH IS NOT DISGUSTING, SLASH IS NOT WRONG, SLASH IS PERFECTLY NORMAL!

IF YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR STORY, BY ALL MEANS E-MAIL ME AT:

AvaAuroraFanfiction@yahoo.com