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Joined 06-06-14, id: 5781785, Profile Updated: 03-23-17

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Brown hair

Blue eyes

Likes:Naruto,bleach,high school of the dead, and a lot of other anime, reading, & video games.

Dislikes:People who think there better than everyone else, fangirls, & fanboys.

Challenges

Female Percy hunter challenge

-Percy is a girl (either born or changed)

-She is friends with Artemis

-Pairings is your choice (however if you put her with a guy he must betray her in someway to give her a reason to join the hunters)

-She joins the hunters sometime after she learns of being a demi-god.

Thinkings: Humanity is screwed, proven fact, and we are screwed by the new generation. War from the old generation that would most likely be involving the people in charge you know who I'm talking about. And for the fact humanity is screwed for the fact we are greedy monsters with no end to our desires for better, and bigger things which would lead to our downfall.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

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There's Always A Catch-OLD VERSION by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
The Enchantress always did bite off more than she could chew. This time after being defeated by the Avengers she has one last parting shot; make them watch movies about their lives to try and break up the group. It doesn't really go her way. Fem!Tony, Male!Pepper, Watching Avengers Assemble, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor & Captain America. New Version coming as soon as possible
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 270,661 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Monster High: Primal Hearts by DRAGONDAVE45 reviews
After tragedy strikes, a heartbroken Duncan needs to heal. His mother Margaret moves them to New Salem and tranfers him to a new school...Monster High! Meanwhile Kenny, now Duncan's foster brother, attends New Salem High. Secrets, Adventure, and Romance. I do not own Firebreather or Monster High. I will note credit where do, as well as my OC's as we go along.
Crossover - Firebreather & Monster High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 278,793 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Complete
Ginsa no Naruko by Cuius of Caelum reviews
Naruko always loved silver. So when she discovered a silver mine and learned she could manipulate the silver through her magnetic chakra and use it as protection she was naturally very happy...Naruko/Gaara. Jiton (Magnet Release) Naruko. Rated M for possible lemons, language and violence. CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN (VERY) SLOWLY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,442 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,443 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 4,819 - Follows: 5,207 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
Kitty-Cat's Revenge by whackybiscuit reviews
Yoruichi crossed the line and offended Rangiku, now she and her zanpakuto Haineko are out to get her back! Yuri. Warning: Futa, Dub-Con.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Yoruichi S., R. Matsumoto, Haineko - Complete
Uzu no Musume by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Fem!Naruto. Instead of being the dead last, and seen as the village idiot, Naruto decides she wont bow to their expectations of the 'demon girl'. Instead, considered a prodigy, Naruto is a genin at six. Follow her beginning as a Kunoichi of Konoha, and what changes when Team 7 has two sensei's? One of which is the last Uzumaki heir? GaaraFem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,738 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Team Seven
The Academy Phantom by Ghost Fang reviews
Danny Fenton has always felt out of place coming from a family of ghost hunters. It only gets worse when a lab accident causes him to become half ghost. Suddenly he has a chance for a fresh start when he's accepted to a school in Japan: Youkai Academy.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,911 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Danny F.
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
A Simple Curiosity by miluvrox reviews
Ursa had always had too big of a curiousity that always got her in trouble. Now, she's curious about Azula, more specifically, her body. Could eventually turn into a full story. ONESHOT FUTA!AZULA, SMUT, AZULA/URSA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Azula, Ursa
Naruto: Shinigami by Chrisdz reviews
While in the Forest of Death Orochimaru seals away the Kyuubi. This however will lead a new power awakening within the Kyuubi container. NarutoxBleach crossover NaruxHarem. Not good at summaries so please read and see. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Secret of Konoha girls V2 by Futa Fan reviews
PWP Smut. Futa on Male. Incest. Continued from IchaIchaFan with premission. Naru/Futa Harum
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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