Hola, Amigos. I am Polish.

I'm writing fanfictions for OFF, CreepyPasta, and I used to write fanfictions for Homestuck, but after the 'Homestuck Rainbow Massacre with a Baseball Batty and a Mighty Sword', my proof reader said he will not read my stuff, if I'm going to slice his favourite characters into pieces in them. Oh well.

My main series is called 'The Soap Opera of the Merter Household'. It's about Battery, Purity, Ttab, Anonymousette, Batter and Zacharie.

Purity, Battery, Ttab and Anonymousette are sisters, Batter and Zacharie are their roommates.

For more information you'll have to read TSOOTMH.