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Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 349,195 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 5,268 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 570,898 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
Queen of All Oni by Eduard Kassel reviews
Daolon Wong's summoning spell goes wrong; but rather than awakening an ancient evil, he resurrects a more recent threat. With Queen Jade as their opponent a race for the masks is on. Can the Chans stop Jade's plans and save her from the darkness? NOT JxT!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 302,460 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jade C., Torhu - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,423 - Follows: 7,260 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Ages of Shadow by Eduard Kassel reviews
Years after falling to the darkness, Jade Chan has finally been defeated by the J Team and their allies; and been banished. In defeat and isolation Jade Chan must face a challenge like nothing she has ever encountered before. What lies in wait for the fallen hero in the millennia that stretch before her? What shall she lose and what will she become, in the Ages of Shadow?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,365 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Jade C.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 13,035 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 87 - Words: 582,026 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/14/2011
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,441 - Follows: 14,355 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Pokegirls: Emerald by Izcariot reviews
Hoenn League is a tropical country teetering on the brink of civil war. Both sides are sliding towards a bloody conflict with an ancient conspiracy pulling their strings. In a world already broken, what will be left?
Crossover - Pokémon & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,577 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 11/28/2012
Nine Tailed Possession by AlexDnD reviews
At age 11 tragedy strikes Naruto. He becomes catatonic and the Kyubi takes over. The Kyubi isn't stupid however and knows if he bursts forth and wrecks havoc around him he will be sealed again. Instead he has another plan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,413 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 4,669 - Follows: 5,377 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Furies of the Overlord by Levity Lirum reviews
From the perspective of the female 'servants' snatched when your Overlord is Corrupt enough. What if the Tower Heart changed them as they accepted their places serving the Overlord. Sequel up as 'Fury's Revenge'.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 7,482 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
The Queen of Hearts by defiasstone2 reviews
Sarah Kerrigan ex-Queen of Blades, now leading the zerg once more to get her revenge against Mengsk for causing the death of her beloved Jim Raynor. In the game she becomes much like the Queen of Blades once more, except for a few small parts that show her human side. What if that human part of her was stronger, and reared its head earlier? Oneshot, set on Char, HOTS spoilers!
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,577 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sarah K., H. Warfield - Complete
Spirit of the Gamer by stewart92 reviews
The Gamer, a lot of people look down on such a title. A waste of time, pointless even. That is until you start reshaping the universe to your desires. Then what would happen if such an ability made its way into a world of spirits, monsters and war? Madness most likely. SI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,340 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 5,989 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Baby Steps Baby by JesterDGrowlithe reviews
PAIN. FEAR. ANGER. REVENGE and HUNGER. DEATH. COMPANIONSHIP. LIES. That was the worst birthday EVER for a Weapon of Mass Destruction... That was the worst mistake of humankind in their short and pathetic history...
Crossover - Prototype & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Alex M./Zeus
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,350 - Follows: 6,640 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,921 - Follows: 18,613 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,733 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Legacy of the Overmind by Abyssal Angel reviews
Inspired by East Bridge's 'The Zerg Swarm'. Sixth, and looking to be final, rewrite. Matthew wakes up to find himself with new unexpected powers in a very unexpected place. Rated M just in case. DISCLAIMER: If you recognize it, I don't own it! I only own myself. I'd like to keep it that way, thanks.
Crossover - StarCraft & Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,182 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Overmind
Monster Lord by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter understands you fight fire with fire. So does Hermione. Voldemort has done all sorts of rituals to increase his power (or so the word goes), so why not try one to increase Harry's? Unfortunately for Harry, they picked one that will leave him feeling a little... blue. (Now in its proper category!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,629 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
How to Win Friends and Take Over the World by Silently Watches reviews
In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Hold the World by Honestcannibal reviews
He was just a kid. Rated M for themes, warnings inside.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
For Science by BlackRain88 reviews
GLaDOS pulled Chell back through the portal to space and back into Aperture, but she was too late. Left with a now dead test subject, GLaDOS decides to take up a new hobby. Slightly AU
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Breeding the Queen by Ausfer reviews
This is an ADULT-RATED erotic starcraft story involving Sarah Kerrigan and her "pet" zergling. The events take place before her re-infestation at Zerus. As I have a ton of respect for the Starcraft franchise, a lot of care has been taken to try and remain faithful to the original characters as well as provide an interesting plot so there's more the story than just the adult content
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Sarah K., Zerg
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Evolutionary Imperative by The Woodsman reviews
Good. Evil. All of it is so... trite. Only one thing matters. Knowledge. Once you understand how the universe ticks... well, only then can you truly be special.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Skitter - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Broodmother by Ephemeralen reviews
Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Zerg, Skitter - Complete
Strategic Chaos by Twilit Storm reviews
Inspired by Abyssal Angel's "New World, New Overmind" and rated T for language and violence. Real-Time Strategy games are all well and good-until the powers that be decide, for whatever reason, to throw you and your roommate into one. Well, at least having control of the Zerg is pretty cool-so long as they LISTEN when you tell them not to eat people...
Crossover - StarCraft & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 5,185 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Zerg Swarm - Neo by East Bridge reviews
The relaunch of an old story. A young man awakened on a strange, hostile world to find that he had become the Overmind of the Zerg. He would discovered that the Swarm was not just a race of creatures bred for war, but a vibrant civilization with their own colorful culture. With their support he would not only explore the wonder of a new world but a new galaxy.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Bad Reassurance by TealEyedBeing reviews
Ichigo is trying to convince Rukia and Renji that his Hollow doesn't need to be extracted and killed. The Hollow isn't helpful. Warnings/Disclaimer inside. Nearly pointless, short, and simply posted because I was missing my favorite boys.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Our Hollow Brother by TealEyedBeing reviews
The story of Kurosaki Ichigo, only in this tale, he started off as a Hollow even before Kuchiki Rukia came to Karakura Town in order to continue protecting his two little sisters. Warnings/Disclaimer inside. Insp. by The Humane Hollow by Nate Grey. AUTHORS NOTE, PLEASE READ, SORRY FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT, POTENTIAL ALTERNATE POSSIBILITIES INSIDE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,730 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ichigo K.
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ballad of Harry James Potter Evans Verres by Lanthanum reviews
Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, presented in ballad form. Parts completed 2011/06/05, 2011/06/06, 2011/06/11, 2011/07/03.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 493 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 5,739 - Follows: 1,556 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 7,161 - Follows: 7,198 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,824 - Follows: 1,423 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,999 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete