Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.

Sex. Firelight. A very Victorian Christmas. The sequel to "While Shepherds Watched the Docks by Night."

Drabbles from all parts of the ME universe. Lots of Shepard/Joker, other pairings may appear. 26. The beginning.

Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.

The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*

Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.

Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

How had she never noticed it before? How had she never appreciated what a miracle this planet was, how fortunate she was to have had a place there? - Shep. says goodbye. Mild spoilers for The Catalyst.

Varric finds himself oddly tongue-tied around Hawke. She seems oblivious, though, and he's certain he doesn't have a shot with her. Isabela slips in to play unwelcome matchmaker.

Shepard didn't expect to make it out of this one alive, but the light at the end of the tunnel could use a new hue. !ME3 SPOILERS! Language. Implied Shepard/Joker. Implied Joker/EDI.

Follows the life of Shepard after the end of ME2 to the beginning of ME3. More pairings will be touched in this piece then I'd care to admit. Can promise some JokerxShepard though.

Isabela enlists Merrill to do a little spy work for her. Hawke is not impressed. FemHawke/Varric. Rated for language and mention of sexytimes.

Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it from someone more interested in the wording of your wish than the spirit. Joker explains to Shepard why'd he'd trade his brand-new, Cerberus-funded legs for the old broken ones in a heartbeat.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

A glance into Merrill's Eluvian has Sebastian acting peculiar, and it seems he's got his eye on Hawke. As she tries to find the source of his change, Hawke discovers this new, devious Sebastian might be her dream come true. Kink-meme fill. Mature content.

In a style all his own and with a unique purpose. NSFW.

He rarely leaves his chair on the bridge, and then only at times where most of the crew are asleep. He is the best damn helmsman in the fleet, and he does not need them. He just needs to be alone.

Kasumi is sick with a cold so Garrus pays her a visit on Shep's behalf. He discovers she owns a book that used to be his and offers to read it to her since she doesn't know turian. They gradually develop a bond during these nightly visits. Kasumi/Garrus

Now he was being pawed at by a very drunk, very handsy, very heavy mage. Not that he'd ever call Hawke heavy to her face, or anywhere she might hear him, or out loud ever. It was... an unconventional sort of courtship. Varric/F!Hawke.

FemShep/Joker. Mostly T, some M-rated intimacy. Joker is in love with Commander Shepard, and his feelings have grown so much, he's not sure he can contain them. Funny thing is... she just might feel the same.

Shoker - FemShep/Joker. What if someone told you they loved you at the worst possible time?

My first submission- Femshep. Sovereign has been defeated and the Normandy crew is in need of r&r. Contains ME spoilers and ME2 references. Femshep/Joker, Ashley, Tali, Liara, Pressly, and a few minor OCs. Please comment!

If asked, Varric would have said that he opened the door and crossed the threshold because he was concerned. 'Concerned' suited him. It was a good word: a stern, solid, manly sort of word. AU for suggested feelings beyond friendship. Oneshot... for now.

Varric broke up all the fighting with a clever ruse. It was fatherly of him, of course, because parents are always gaining the upper hand by tricking their children. AU for suggested Varric/Hawke romance. M for innuendo and muttered oaths. Oneshot.

Hawke introduces her love interest to her mother. F!Hawke/Varric.

The tale Varric told the Seekers wasn't the end of their story. From Orlais to Antiva, the high seas to an isolated farm, Hawke has a long way left to go. One can only hope the goats survive her passage. Hawke/Varric, past Hawke/Anders and Hawke/Fenris.

Joker's claims about being a ladies' man drives Shepard into daring him to prove it. She never suspects that he would take on her challenge and discover her well-guarded secret! Unabashed Shoker banter and mature content ahead!

A spacecraft isn't quite like a home; it takes longer to get settled in, and even once you do there's always the feeling that at any moment you might start falling. Joker blames Shepard for the death of the Normandy. J/S

"There's more people watching cameras on this ship than in the average high security vault." Kasumi smiled at Shepard. "And they're all trying to find out why you're wearing a dress." femShep/Joker.

Five times she told him she hated him. femShep/Joker.

Thirteen reactions to Shepard's death, and one to her rebirth.

Rose used to think there wasn't a word that sounded quite right to describe him. She likes calling him Doctor, likes the way it sounds and feels, likes what it says about him. It fits him better than a name, this title that he's made his own.

"It's gonna hurt. That's how it works." After her rebirth Shepard watches a movie version of the battle against Saren and thinks about her old life, and the voice in her ear that never seemed to leave. Mild FShep/Joker. Oneshot.

Oneshot, by request. Shoker and JoDI with a twist. Pure lemon.

Ethan had discovered long ago that in life there were opportunities, and then there were *opportunities*. Getting Ripper blind-drunk most definitely fit in the latter category. Giles/Ethan; rated for sexuality and language; set during ‘A New Man.’

Curious how you can know a guy for years and still find out something about him that's utterly... fascinating. Written from a prompt for Kink in the Bones- there's yer warning. Rated M for good reasons.

The Doctor's decision after the Time War makes a dramatic impact on his life and the lives of others. The mirror shows him nothing he wants to see, so he looks through other eyes.

There are books thumbed open in the viewing deck, but their crumbled pages and broken spines say that no one found answers in them. EDI's point of view after a handful of crewmembers are killed in the suicide mission. Oneshot; Shoker if you squint.

The Doctor is burning, his hearts and his love, bound up in the dancing flame that is the woman who holds all three. The Time War is ending again, and she has given him that, along with all the very best of her.

Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.

Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.

In the right hand corner, there was a tiny, tiny little red word and an arrow. Rose sauntered off to find the Doctor. She was probably going to get into trouble, but her life was just like that. After all, who was she to ignore such detailed instructions?

It's Valentine's Day aboard the SR2 Normandy. Saving the galaxy from Reapers is easy. Buying gifts may just well be hell. Joker/FemShep, implied Miranda/Jacob.

Shepard can't dance. Mordin is determined to teach her how. Spoilers for end of Mass Effect 2. Mordin x FemShepard. Fluff.

Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1

AU. Three years had gone by; neither of them are who they used to be. Please note: the story is rated M and contains much angst and a supernatural element.

The exiled princess and the illegitimate prince— a romance between cultures, comrades, and cast-offs. A series of missing scenes. Not in chronological order, just moments in time. Rated for sexuality and some violence.

For a demon king trapped in a weak, worthless body, human life is the most terrifying torture possible.

New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B

Thank whoever needs to be thanked for brick walls- they really are very solid structures. Oneshot, from a prompt given by SSJL. Rated M for Agent Booth telling Dr. Brennan like it is.

Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.

GlaDOS said, "I do not think you understand the gravity of the situation." But he did understand. Because along with being an Aperture Science employee, he was her father.

side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.

Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

The Normandy's outspoken pilot has an unexpected run-in with the other side. Post-game.

He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.

Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as they present to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated M for gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.

Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.

Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.

"Will it be enough? Knowing that I'll only be seeing her?" Illyria offers Wesley brief solace. An alternative ending to The Girl in Question.