Come join us as we peer through the windows of the boarding house, where Arnold and Helga now reside as man and wife, and get a glimpse of what life is like for them as they await the birth of their first child. Nothing major, nothing earth shattering. Just a small, feel good, slice of life story. Something to read after a hard day at work or school.

Helga is the star of the softball team and editor in chief of the school newspaper. With a new makeover inside and outside, she thinks she has finally moved on from the love of her life, Arnold, who now plays baseball and runs the advice column with Helga on the newspaper. However, after an incident at a sleepover, a culprit emerges to end the blooming romance of the two blondes.

What happens when a passionate relationship cools, and a steady relationship suddenly heats up? Arnold, Helga, Gerald, and Phoebe face the challenges of young adulthood and college. And their relationships are put to the test with new and old friends, college drama, and the stress of growing up. Sequel to Coffee.

Read about Arnold and Helga's family together and their life as husband and wife... and their four kids. Insanity, amusement, and romance awaits you. Rated T for good reason, proceed with caution. Now with 90% more grandparents! Stella and Miles included! (On indefinite hiatus; see @shortmania on tumblr for questions)

"Look:" I swallowed, "I think it'd be best if we laid out some ground rules." She snorted. "Okay, fine, Arnold. Rule Number 1; I'm not making up rules with you." She rolled her eyes, turning around. "Rule 1 and 1/2:" she looked back to me, eyes meeting mine. There was no smirk anymore, but the twinkle of amusement still relentlessly shone in her eyes "don't fall in love with me."

Helga Pataki- 26, now settled in almost every sense of the word: a steady job, a kid and a house- kind of, really doesn't think she qualifies as certifiably crazy anymore. That is- until she kidnaps Arnold Shortman's children. By accident. Sort of.

Arnold and Helga have recently started dating and Helga is anything but boring in bed. In fact, she's a little too greedy and it leads to Arnold failing a class. He tells Helga they have to stop having sex, but what he doesn't know is that Helga slipped something into his soda that might make him change his mind.

After Arnold's suicide, Gerald spends some time in his best friend's childhood bedroom, remembering. He was seeking closure, but the unexpected presence of a completed journal hardly provides that. Don't own.

"So... Arnold had cheated on his girlfriend. My man Arnold. Cheated. On his girlfriend. But it was the way that he said it that really interested me: he just said it. It was a statement to him, not a confession, or a heart-wrenching admission of guilt. He said it the same way he'd tell me he was out of sugar." Don't own! Tell me how I did!

It certainly wasn't how Helga Shortman had planned to spend her day. Trapped in an 8x7 space with her soon to be ex-husband. 1 elevator, 2 people, 6 hours. Will they kill each other or rekindle their love? COMPLETE!

AU version of Hey Arnold! What if Helga never existed? What if Rhonda instead had a crush on Arnold? As the series progresses, read along on how Rhonda eventually overcomes her popular girl statuses and warms up to her crush? Slight retelling of the 'Hey Arnold' series, Arnold x Rhonda, one-sided Curly x Rhonda, other pairings await!

Arnold had known it the entire night, but somehow sitting in the bathtub, dry and in his clothing, staring at her, glitter in her hair, made it truly settle over him. They really were complete strangers. Something about Helga gave him the feeling he had known her his entire life, but the fact remained at the core: they barely knew each other. A Craigslist(?)!AU

""What, you don't think I'm boyfriend material?" He's got his eye on those buttons. He's really playing with fire now but he can't help himself. He's a little drunk and he's feeling romantic. They're alone in this room. He knows it's not the right time but he wants to be flirtatious. He wants to flirt with her. " CH 12 is up - Rated M for later chapters.

Helga and Arnold are reunited in high school after a brief period of separation. They journey together through adolescence and adulthood, enduring the bad and cherishing the good.

'A girl coccooned in a pink bathrobe walks towards the center of the room. I watch her unwrap herself like a present and drop the fluffy censor onto a nearby chair.' In which the football head and bully are reunited after years apart- as art student and subject. Rated M.

Arnold happens to hear Helga calling their sex life boring. He's determined to prove her 100% wrong. Idea of story belongs to llz.

Helga- dumped, dejected and out of options, took a job at a summer camp on the other side of the country from where she had grown up, sunny Orange County, CA- if only to avoid her over-bearing sister. But somewhere in between putting sunscreen on squirmy children, the campfires, the a-c free nights, & the unintentional swims in the lake- she fell in love. / AU / REFORMATTED

They've been together for a year and a half, and have been in love even longer. But they're the only ones that know that. After they decide to go away together for a romantic weekend to a secluded bed and breakfast in the mountains, they find that their secret romance is at risk of being exposed to the entire school. (From the author of Can't See the Forest and When the Sun Rises)

Good old troupes, so easy to fall back on. My two favorite characters are off to uni, will a change of scenery and a bit of growing up be good for them? As always, there will be lemons, because life's no fun without lemonade.

this is a story about an affair that was bound to happen, and the chaos that ensues for the lives involved. Sometimes, being an adult is harder than it looks.

To think: originally, I had planned to spend the night reading a book. How did that plan change? How is this even happening? How did Arnold Shortman, stand up citizen and pretty ordinary guy, end up having to carry something racy like sex dice on the bus?

Having a neighbor can be a good thing or a bad thing to some people. Helga a nice, sweet girl and Arnold a boy with strange personalities that can make anyone go crazy must learn to live next to each other which can take some time getting used to. Will love happen? or Will they wind up killing each other before a relationship can pursue?

"I told you I was trouble with my bad behavior." he said to me as he pushed me up against the wall, claiming my lips in a breathtaking kiss. I, Helga G. Pataki, has officially fallen for a bad boy, something I thought I was too smart to ever do. He is sugar-coated misery, a devil in disguise and a snake with green eyes. I guess it's karma... I have bad behavior too. Cover by jebbie

In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.

Helga and the Gang are now in High School. Helga has done some growing up and is trying to pick up the pieces of her life to maybe become a better person. Now having gotten to know Arnold's Aunt (OC) and her best friends relationship with his best friend, does Helga have a chance with a certain footballhead or does her past and family define her? HelgaXArnold Rated T for future stu

She'd never intended to follow him to college. In fact, she intentionally chose a college hours away from him. So how was it that there he was in the common area of her coed dorm, looking over his cellphone with a goofy smile and opened book in his lap. Title subject to change, ideas wanted. Please read and review, constructive thoughts encouraged!

Helga moved at age 10. Now 28 and divorced Helga moves back to Hillwood with her son, who was conceived via sperm donor when she and her ex were trying to conceive. She quickly reconnects with boy she used to be in love with and cannot help but start to notice all the similarities Arnold and her son share. The fact they both have green eyes is just a coincidence...Isn't it?

After Helga witnesses her fiancé killing someone she goes to police and discovers just how little she knew about him. He is connected to the biggest crime ring in the East Coast. After giving her statement she learns she must go under police protection and is shocked when she finds out the FBI agent assigned to protect her is her old crush, Arnold Shortman. Rated a strong T

When 25 year old Helga Pataki finds herself in the midst of a divorce with the one man she thought she would always love, she believes her life is over. But on the way to the divorce court, she gets into an accident and starts to think she is fifteen again. With no recollection of her prior life, can Helga and Arnold save their marriage or is it too late? *Rewriting earlychapters*

Things were getting better between Arnold and Helga as their relationship goes to a new level. He promised he'll be back. She promised she'd be waiting. But when six years past and Arnold finally returns home, he does not go back to Helga and she got tired of waiting for him. Will Arnold remember Helga? Can Helga wait for Arnold?

After moving away for about two years, Bob uproots his family again taking them back to Hillwood. Something Helga isn't looking forward to, but it isn't something she will argue either. It's the beginning of summer, new discoveries about hidden feelings are sure to surface along with unexpected drama...(BEING REWRITTEN!)

Bob Pataki moved his family out of Hillwood shortly after Helga, Arnold, and Gerald saved the city. Now, years later, twenty-four year old Arnold is hired as a bodyguard by Big Bob to watch over Helga, who is now a professional ballerina, in the fear she is being stalked. Will new or old feelings surface? T for stalking, other warnings inside. Helga/Arnold, of course.

Denial and unrequited love are at all time highs at Hillwood High and everyone's tired of it: "Would you please just fucking tell her already so you can stop stalking her day and night!" Gerald hissed.

Because their sexual tension could only remain unresolved for so long; something was always bound to happen. A collection of Oneshots. AxH

The first time I saw her, she was naked. The first time I met her, she recognized me. The first time she kissed me was the first time I was kissed at all. This girl would change my summer and I knew it from the moment my eyes met hers. There exists many bad ways of meeting the girl of your dreams, but the way I met Helga Geraldine Pataki takes the cake. Cover by 106Eli

"You've been in love with me since we were three and treated me like shit ever since. I let you because I knew deep down you didn't mean it." When the confrontation comes it is not planned and what occurs is a surprise to all. (Lemon attack!)

HA! One Shot of Dark Arnold

When rumors about Helga working at a strip club starts roaming around in their high school, Arnold makes it his personal mission to prove to everyone that Helga does not work as a stripper, but will he like what he finds at "Tenderloins"?

Arnold is married with three kids, When his wife walks out on him he needs help and Helga steps in as temporary mother. How long will she stay and can they make it work after all these years?

Arnold and Helga make a deal: If she can help him get a date with the girl of his dreams by coaching him in romance, then he has to accompany her to formal dinner as her date. However, a lot can change in two months time. Will Helga be able to handle helping Arnold woo another woman? And if Arnold does get what he wants, will he still want what he gets? (rating for later chapters)

After waking up in the hospital, a 26 year old Helga lands herself in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Bob wants her cleaned up but while she's there, Gerald begins to dig into the past and brings out a skeleton in her closet that has haunted them both. And what exactly does all of this have to do with Arnold anyway? COMPLETE!

He was the most powerful man in america she was hired to keep him safe. He could have anything he wanted except her.

After an awkward night Arnold and Helga have been on eggshells around each other. Forced together by their duties as Best Man and Maid of Honor, will they be able to let their attraction out? Or will what happens in Vegas stay in Vegas?

He brought it up first. Just because she was hopelessly in love with Arnold didn't mean she'd risk any chance of being exposed. She'd never suggest something as crazy as being Friends With Benefits. Oh, no, this was all his fault because he brought it up first.

"I am not going to this party with Football Head." she had sneered at her best friend during the car ride, "I cannot stand him." - Oneshot, M for a little swish of lemonade ;)

A freak accident brings Arnold and Helga back together during the summer after high school graduation. How will they cope with the whole new set of challenges and heartaches that face them?

What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.

College is full of new beginnings - new classes, new friends, new adventures. Helga's freshman year has been no different. But when a piece of her past comes into the picture, she's unsure whether she should begin again or pick things up where they left off. *WARNING: Contains lemons and coarse language.* You've been warned!

While on a road trip to Vancouver with Gerald, Phoebe and Arnold, Helga decides to torment Arnold during the trip but what happens when things heats up...could things change their normal relationship into something more? Fluff/Angst/Romance/Comedy/Drama COMPLETED!

Trapped during a blizzard with no one but each other, Arnold and Helga realize that once this storm is over, their world's are going to change...and all because there was just one blanket.

One Shots! Chapter 1. Arnold comes back after 5 years and shatters Helga's new life to pieces. Chapter 2. During rehearsals for Dracula, Arnold decideds to give Helga a little 'payback'.

A boss takes advantage of the new secretary.

Now, when it really counts, words, her true strength, are escaping her. She lives for words for cripe's sake! She has 30-odd notebooks at home that are filled with words. H/A - Rating for language and consensual sexual activity between 17-year-olds.

AU What if Freddie and Sam switched places? How would things end up when Sam, the straight A student is asked to tutor the schools heart-throb bad boy known as Freddie Benson? I guarantee things will be crazy. Click this story for Maximum Awesomness ;P

AU. While on a family vacation in San Lorenzo, Helga wanders off to escape the neglect and uncertainty of her family in favour of a free life in the jungle. She comes to get more than she bargained for upon meeting Arnold, a jungle boy.

Helga-Arnold... of course! 4 years after graduation, everybody else has moved on, but Helga is still waiting for something to happen to her. M for language and eventual lemons. I don't own Hey Arnold. Obviously.

Arnold and Helga are set up on a blind date by their best friends in an attempt to get them out of their depression. After not speaking to each other for nearly two years, old wounds are reopened and secrets are revealed on a night neither will forget.

"Several people believed we had been 'fooling around' since last year, others believed that I pitied Helga. That rumor annoyed me." AxH

Sam likes to wear boyshorts. Freddie likes that. He likes that a lot.

Fate, in the form of Arnold, collapses onto a twenty-five year old Helga G. Pataki's front step as she runs late for work one fine summer's day - effectively turning her life upside down and then stomping on it for good measure.

A smile came to his face, and he said nothing, just continued to admire her, how beautiful and soft she was, in the afterglow of pleasure. "I guess studying on more important things was worth it, huh?" Completed One Shot

Freddie Benson knows the unspoken rules of being friends with Sam Puckett, but to get through to her, he'll have to break them all. Now complete!

The courtship and marriage of Arnold and Helga Shortman. New story added: "Till Death Do Us Part." Enjoy!

The iCarly gang are about to enter their junior year of high school. Freddie has feelings for Sam, but is tired of the way the blonde girl treats him. To change that, he's taking matters into his own hands. Seddie!

La Sombra is running out of patience, as is the now sixteen year old Arnold. Both of their plans of action collide when Arnold gets the opportunity of a life time in the form of a mysterious parcel. With Helga's help he goes to find his parents.

Arnold has figured out his feelings for Helga finally. But what happens when he may have taken too long...?

After the sudden death of her mother, Sam is swept up in a whole new life and an exploration of her past as well as her parents past while dealing with her growing feelings for a certain tech producer.

Something is always pulling her to him. One-shot. SamFreddie.

Sam wakes up beside Freddie after a night of hardcore partying with no memory of what happened at all. Soon, something starts to happen within her. Something that will change her and Freddie's life forever.

He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.

Helga takes Arnold on a road trip neither will soon forget. *Rated M for events and language; Sequel to The Turntables* Read, Review, and Spread the word. 18 so I stay safe MA . It. Is. Done.

A chance encounter at a record store? Some things never change. *Rated 'T' because of language and sensuality.*

Complete. Arnold and his friends' first year at Hillwood High. Title inspired by The Verve Pipe.

Everyone changes with time. A day, a week, a month, a year... they all count. So how much can a group of rag tag 4th graders from P.S. 118 change with junior high, highschool, and a whole bunch of history between those seven years? A whole lot.

Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.

An ArnoldHelga Christmas story. It's Christmas in Hillwood, and Arnold has fallen for Helga, who is stressing over family issues. When a misunderstanding sends her into the arms of danger, Arnold is determined to rescue her.

[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A

Helga, who left to live with her aunt in Vermont, is now 16, and has come back to Hillwood High for her junior year. And boy, has she changed! Arnold thinks so too. Rated for mild language and mild teenage hormone induced sexual references. Completed.

Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!

When he was seventeen, Arnold learned to hate. Now, eleven years later, he finally has the chance for revenge. But when his hate turns to love, will he be able to handle the pressure? Completely Reposted

Circumstances lead the old gang back to their childhood neighborhood after more than ten years apart. A secret government project, an affair with Olga's husband, failed careers, secret flings, illegitimate children - its all here, folks! Rated R for adult

After graduation, Helga spends her last night in town with Arnold.