The Achiever
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Joined 02-06-03, id: 339106
Author has written 1 story for American McGee's Alice.

"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it."

I'm sixteen, with brown hair, green eyes and thick lips. I like to dress in bright colors, with tight t-shirts and snappy coats. I obviously like reading and writing, but I don't often tend to write in fan fictions. I prefer short story horror. However, when it comes to American McGee's Alice, I have quite the lust. I wrote Dolly a while ago, which unfortunately was very long. I tried to stay away from original characters, worrying about decimating them.

I've always been rather obsessed with time, watching my school days tick away isn't exactly what I'd call my past time, but is my past regardless. I like horror movies that are jammed full of gore, and I'm pretty loyal when it comes to music. I listen to Queens of the Stone Age. I sing in a small band, and we're performing twice next month. I play a lot of Spider Solitaire, it relaxes me. I have the Alice Soundtrack, and I listen to that fairly often. I want to write stories for each of the weapons, and Dolly was the first featuring the Jack-Bomb. I'm very competitive and savage, and I love running. I like wearing short skirts and heals, and I must confess that I'm partial to kink.

When I grow up... I would like to be a dominatrix, a psychologist, or a well published novelist. I had dreams of being the next King, with book after book that keeps people shivering at night. I'm an optimist.

I live in Canada, but as awful as this sounds, I feel like I should be American.

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Damned Us All by mercurymadness reviews
Originally, this was supposed to be a one chapter thing...but not anymore! Ch.6 is up! Hatter is trying to reconstruct Alice in his own image...but will he succeed? Read and Review!
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007
SuperSized Meal by Kyoku Ayanami reviews
About a guy who really likes food. Based on "All The Small Things" by Blink 182. My 6th parody. Prease R/R!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2003
Dumb Personified via Frodo Baggins by Oddwen Floddball reviews
Frodo is clueless, Gandalf is preoccupied, and Harvey is...there. I revived it! Yahoo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
Time for Tea by Yukito-sama reviews
The Mad Hatter remembers the time he recruited the Tweedles just before the March Hare and the Dormouse come for a tea party.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2002
Dolly reviews
Emily Ridge has found herself in a rather unfortunate situation, that being, she has been shrunk. Now, she and a boy puppet, named Victor, must travel through the Vale of Tears and find that required to become big once more.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete