It's rare to lose a Hyuga and gain a friend, soulmate and lover named Sasuke in the course of a day. But what if Prince Charming wasn't wasn't what he seems? "What if I'm Lucifer?"

When all else fails, Pain resorts to his last plan: Akatsuki members must pursue their own careers. This is seven homicidal men we're talking about. Who will get hired first? The challenge is on. Crackfic humor.

When Hiashi passes away, Neji becomes the new Hyuga heir. He has absolutely everything he can ask for; cute girls, bodyguards, private investigators. If there was one thing he didn't have, it was his former teammate. NejiTen

Tsunade was getting fed up with Sasuke's vengeful personality. "You may kill your brother for all I care, but do me a favor...take Hinata Hyuga with you."

Harry begins his job at the Ministry of Magic and his first task leaves him in distraught. What can be so hard for the "chosen one"? If the task was to assassinate Ginny Weasely.