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Joined 08-25-04, id: 659808
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
Not much here yet, I know, but you guys should at least have some info on me, the authoress.

NAME: Em
AGE: Thirteen
GRADE: Eigth
LOCATION: New York
BLOG: dying_star13 at GJ
CURRENT FANFICS: Only The Cruel and Unfair Life of Mandy Brocklehurst at the moment, because if I do too many, I get stressed out.
CURRENT OBSESSIONS: Hmm...Harry Potter, POTC, LOTR, Evanescence, Jet, Yellowcard, Pac Sun, the song Lady Marmalade, Itunes, The Princess Diaries, JK Rowling, Meg Cabot, Johnny Depp, RPGs, icon making (I'm an icon whore XD), and my NEW WIRELESS MOUSE which is SO awesome!
FAVORITE KIND OF BIRD: where the hell did this come from?? lameass quiz-thingy...uhm...penguins?
STYLE: Pac Sun, Billabong, Roxy, Hurley, Volcrom, Junkfood, Paul Frank, Hot Topic, Delias, etc. I like casual stuff and college sweatshirts and yeah.
MUSIC: Uhm, lets see I like Evanescence, Jet, Aerosmith, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Blondie, Yellowcard, Black Eyed Peas, Three Days Grace, Fefe Dobson, Paula Abdul, Clay Aiken, Christina Aguilera, Diana DeGarmo, Donna Summer, Bonnie Raitt, Bonnie Tyler, Story of the Year, New Found Glory, Three Days Grace, Stacie Orrico, Ashlee Simpson (kinda), Alicia Keys, Sugarcult, Green Day, Maroon 5, The White Stripes, Blink 182, Linkin Park, DJ Sammy, Bon Jovi, Sarah McLachlan, Tamyra Gray, Breaking Benjamin, The Rasmus, etc.
PETS: One extremely fat, lazy pug named Dorothy who's favorite thing in the world is food.

Okay...well, PLEASE read The Cruel and Unfair Life of Mandy Brocklehurst because it's very different than a lot of HP fanfics, because the point of view is from some random Ravenclaw student in Harry's Year who REALLY DOES EXSIST in the HP book series. I mean, she's funny and stuff, and it's kind of cool, seeing things from thhis kind of view. And it's her diary entries and everything. Here's a taster:

TOP TEN REASONS MY LIFE IS OVER:

1.)My best friend (Lisa Turpin) likes my best guy friend (Kevin Entwhistle), who doesn’t like her like that. Do you even KNOW what kind of position that puts me in??

2.)I am turning into a complete insomniac and I didn’t get any sleep on Thursday night, and fell asleep in Transfiguration yesterday, and now I have an extra essay from Professor McGonagall, AND the ENTIRE SCHOOL KNOWS! When Potter fell asleep in Divination, everyone just fussed over his damn scar. Nobody gave HIM detention!

3.)Padma Patil and Su Li’s top priority is to ruin my life, and has been since first year, but I mean really, doesn’t it get boring after awhile?

4.)I am sixteen and I am still 5’1, which leads people to confuse me with third-years. During the Yule Ball, I was the last one in my dorm to get a date, and that was only because Kevin felt bad for me. I guess it’s okay to go to the dance with your best guy friend, right? Even Lisa got asked out, by Justin Flinch-Flentchy.

5.)I got not one P, but a P AND a D in my O.W.L. results, which means I am being pressured by my intolerable father, my Professors, and my SURPRISE SURPRISE best friend to study more, WHICH I HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE DAY ONE AND IT IS REALLY NOT HELPING!

6.)My sister is now going to Hogwarts, and is determined to ruin my life. She is ALSO a Ravenclaw too, which REALLY DOESN’T MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER!

7.)My sister knows I have been in love with Terry Boot for my entire life and is determined to make it clear to him.

8.)Stephen Cornfoot likes me. Ew, I mean really, EW.

9.)As in relation to number eight, this morning I paraded up to the boy’s dorm because Kevin was like an hour late for Breakfast, and I witness STEPHEN CORNFOOT wearing nothing but boxers. Now the entire school thinks that something much, much, worse happened.

Oh and here’s the worst part. The part that makes me want to throw up just thinking about it.

10.)MY FATHER IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS PROFESSOR.

haha, I think it's cool. So please give it a try.

The Cruel and Unfair Life of Mandy Brocklehurst reviews
Things seem to be pretty angsty in Mandy Brocklehurst's life. Her father is the new DADA Professor, and is getting fluffy with another Professor. But all she really wants is for Terry Boot to ask her out, which has like a 0 chance of happening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2004