Sans leaned down over her attempted retreat, his golden canine glinting ominously in the wan light of the hooded lantern he had set outside her cage. He stopped an inch away from the side of her face, glowering and locking gazes with her in silence, before he finally spoke, shattering the void of noise between them as he did. "care to run that by me again, bitch?" Underfell AU

In 1979 Bellatrix gave birth to a baby girl on the floor of her Azkaban cell. She was told the baby died. 17yrs later, Hermione is abducted during a skirmish in the Dept. of Mysteries. She is taken to Malfoy Manor to be questioned and killed, but Bella, spotting a unique birth mark she will never forget, sobs to the Dark Lord: "Please, Master, you cannot kill your own daughter!"

the second installment of the Elven Hero, this time our hero must face down new advisories well learning to control there growing powers. DracoxHarry, SeamusxColinxDean, CharliexNeville, OliverxPercy, RegulusxBlaise, Good Malfoys. Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron, and Molly BASHING Mention of abuse, adult themes, and attempt at sucide. read at own risk

When Draco's wife is caught cheating and pregnant to another man, Draco must fight for custody of his son, Scorpius. Hermione, determined to ensure her son, Aurelian, grows up knowing his brother without Draco finding out, somehow winds up tangled into the middle of Draco's impending divorce. Can she help it if she also keeps finding herself tangled in his embrace, and liking it?

One day Ayano kills Midori, the next day she's alive with no memory of ever getting killed. At first, Ayano thought that the worse thing she could stumble into is Kokona's bad life choices or finding another rival that wants Senpai but no. There just happens to be weird occult magic and insane science projects and secret government agencies that end up in Ayano's life as well.

Your general "reader-falls-underground and then in love" with a twist. Papyrus/reader, lemons starting from chapter 5.

Andromeda Tonks is involuntarily committed to a rehab facility after her 5-yr-old grandson begs the Minister for Magic for help. Kingsley arrives to find her passed out, drunk and high. She needs to finally face her demons, for Teddy's sake... but what if she thinks he'd be better off without her? What if she'd rather remain an addict? RATED M for MATURE CONTENT

Frisk grew up in a home with neglectful, drug using parents. With a little sister to take care of, she takes a job getting a rare flower specimen from Mt. Ebott, only to fall into the Underground. With the help of a mysterious ghost girl named Chara only she can see and hear, she tries to get home to her sister, facing danger, but also making new friends along the way. Good!Chara.

Marinette is becoming more and more worried about Chat Noir since he admited that his unrequited love for Ladybug is the only thing keeping him going. When a growing disregard for his own life is combined with a dangerous akuma, can Ladybug save him from himself? Reveal fic, mostly Marichat and LadyNoir.

A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.

It had been one night and Draco Malfoy had gone out of his way to make sure she didn't expect it to be any more than that. Still, she probably should have told him about their daughter. DRAMIONE. (Plus drabbles of their child.)

Assorted drabbles and ficlets with various pairings.

I'm not 'obsessed' with you, Granger. No, never that. Infatuated. Taken. Stalking is such an obstructive word. I just want to know you - what makes you *you* so that you can see: I'm the one. And I'll do whatever it takes to make you see that. *Whatever* it takes. - Inspired by the Netflix show "You". Dark!Draco, Dramione, WIP

Three Gryffindors and three Slytherins end up trapped together in the Room of Requirement with no magic and no means of escape! It seems Hogwarts has its own plans for creating havoc. Will they learn to accept one another, or will they just end up killing each other? (Eventual Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, Harry/Theodore)

Tina Belcher has finally achieved her dream of becoming a major erotica author. She even has the man she has always coveted. OR does she? Is Jimmy Jr. really the man of her dreams, or has he been lying to not only her,but himself and eclipsing the true man for Tina... (Hope this was not super corny :D) Tina/Zeke, Jimmy Jr., Belcher Family, Gene Belcher/Lenny Destefano, Louigan

*She'd become something. Something...important. Something necessary.* Forbidden friendship, secret messages, love? They can't hide their secrets forever, but they will certainly try. DRAMIONE SNAPE & NARCISSA... Rated M for lemons & smut in later chapters. Dramione Snissy REWRITE IN PROGRESS

After the battle, Hermione and the rest of her year return to Hogwarts. Things should be easy, perfect even, but Hermione's hiding a secret, one that has the power to completely destroy her. Will she be able to fight her demons on her own, or will she need help from the last person she'd expect? Potential trigger warning - strong themes of anorexia and depression, Fred's alive a/u

Rodolphus Lestrange knew how his life was going to turn out; he was going to follow in his Father's footsteps, marry a pureblooded witch from a respectable family, and continue his family line. What he did not know was how none of those expectations were going to turn out quite like he planned them.

You'd be surprised how much a Morty who bleeds every month is worth on the Black Morty Market. Puberty is tough isn't it? But this makes it even tougher. (RickxMorticia)

When an eleven year old Harry Potter is left alone in Madam Malkin's shop, the Malfoy family are the first ones to step in and take care of him. It doesn't take long for Harry, an orphan with little affection in his life, to begin to love them. But will they love Harry? Follow Harry & Draco through Hogwarts to see how many plans their initial meeting can change (eventual Drarry)

Mag Luigi Magigi / Random Shorts and Episodes (?) Just leave me alone they're my biggest OTP and I NEED to write fluff about them, K thank you

What happens when you build walls around your heart for protection, but refuse to take them down, even when they're destroying you? A slow burn Papyton fic about trauma, support, friendship, and true love. Trigger warnings apply; these include discussions of abuse, past rape, addiction, mental illness, and some implicit sexual content.

As a psychologist they tell you not to fall in love with your patients. And what does Hermione do? She falls for her most dangerous patient yet. Human AU

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Hermione's mission to thwart the Dark Lord in the past is well under way. With the help of Lucius Malfoy and friends it should be easy...right? This is a sequel. Please read Part 1, Bonds between Lost Souls, first. HG/LM, time travel, alternate reality. COMPLETE!

So, what exactly happens to ghosts when they get sick? What sorts of crazy symptoms do they have to endure? And if these symptoms really are crazy, how can anyone keep their sanity for that long? (A long-overdue Mad Dummy-centered fic)

Sequel to Goddess of Vengeance. With her vengeance achieved and her enemies brought to their knees, Hermione is looking forward to her future with Draco. But between a surprising figure from the past returning and her old friends unable to leave recent events alone, it's going to be quite a while before Hermione can get her desired peaceful future. Dark Hermione!

Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.

Napstablook is depressed because he is the only one in his family who is incorporeal and because Mettaton left him... So Mettaton decides to make him a surprise gift, but he needs Alphys's help...

Remus Lupin discovers an interesting new kink amidst a depressive episode. But, when his best friend Sirius Black finds out, he is seriously concerned. Will Lupin be able to comfort his friend, or will his dark desires overwhelm him?

In a world where Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange were never arrested for their crimes, Bellatrix spends the years before her masters return preparing and searching for him. Though when she discovers her young niece, she sees the perfect soldier for his cause and makes it her mission to tempt her away from her good girl ways and over to her way of seeing. Dark!Tonks AU

After two long years spent with the Order, Harry Potter is turning seventeen and preparing to leave the past behind him. Meeting up with his best friend, Hermione Granger, Harry must decide whether he should follow her lead and delve into the darkness. Dark Hermione! Dark Harry! Part 2 of the Darkness trilogy.

Rated M for select content. What if Lily and James didn't die. What if Sirius didn't go to Azkaban. What if Harry grew up with a childhood. What if a Death Eater's kid was accepted into a crazy family.

The Magician is in love with someone, but it hurts like hell. Is there a way to set himself free?

Post-war, everyone is moving on with their lives, including Narcissa Malfoy. She's moving on...and moving out. Draco and Lucius are devastated. Lucius knows he can't even LOOK at another woman... but when Draco starts bringing his new coworker -and friend- Hermione Granger to Malfoy Manor, Lucius looks. The trouble is, Draco's looking too.

blind!au:: The war has taken so much from Dean- his sight, his dreams, his art. But Seamus has a solution.

Oliver thought it would always be them, Percy and Oliver against the world, no matter what happened. He thought that they'd stick together, the odd couple, through the good and the bad. He thought Percy would always be at his side. Oliver thought wrong. Voldemort Wins!AU, Character Death.

Set after New Moon but before the events of Eclipse, Edward goes hunting and Bella is left at the Cullen's home while he's gone. Carlisle and Esme learn just how deep Bella's wounds go.

She always considered herself well above such silly little things as cosmetics, hairspray and being thin. All that mattered was a sharp brain and a kind heart. Unfortunetely she underestimated how satisfying starvation could be or how twisted a mind can become. Anorexia is a cruel disorder and the only person who can fight it, is the one person willing for it to take hold.

213X, twelve years after the adventures of Frisk. The CORE has been acting up recently, marking an unnatural anomaly occurring deep below the surface of the earth. (This Fanfic contains the Prequel series [marked Pre], and a Main series [marked Pt].) This is a fan-made alternate universe inspired by Undertale. All original content from Undertale belongs to Toby Fox.

Sans wakes up with a strange feeling regarding the latest Reset, but it takes him awhile to figure out why. Papyrus wasn't expecting the tables to be turned like this. Undyne just wants things to be simple and quick, what the hell? Alphys didn't know what to do with all of this strange acceptance... All because in the end, for Frisk, it really wasn't worth it...

"I can't hear anything, Malfoy." she cried, her hands trembling "For months, there has been nothing except silence, just disgusting, hollow silence. I can't even remember what your voice sounds like..." Hermione lost her hearing during the final battle, and Draco lost everything after it. But through loss and desperation, they find their way back to each other. [slow burning]

The story begins with a celebration where a few drinks give friends the courage to confess their long harbored feelings for each other. Visions of the past spanning almost forty years reveal how many events lead to this moment. Mature Dramione. Themes: post-canon, flashbacks, Minister!Granger, Widower!Draco, Divorce, Next Gen Adults, Politics, hurt/comfort, romcom, mild smut

When Hermione Granger discovers she's really the daughter of The Dark Lord and that The Order of the Phoenix were behind her kidnapping as a baby and her parent's murders, she sets out to gain revenge against everyone who had wronged her. Dark Hermione!

This is the poly version of His Leonine Princess and Chapters 1-15 are the same. Hermione and the Silver Trio (Blaise, Draco and Theo) live together in 8th year at Hogwarts, Daddy Dom/Little Girl kink. Rated MA for adult content, over 18s only. Amazing cover art by MrBenzedrine.

Caroline Flint Jackson, born Alexander Flint Jackson III is beaten to death while walking to work from a youth center. She wakes up only to find herself dead in a Devil's Carnival. Only one problem-she shouldn't be there-she has done nothing on earth to deserve such a fate-other than be an example of God's fallibility. So Lucifer gives her a choice: join the Carnival or burn.

AU in which June's character is far darker and crueler.

What was the war between Heaven and Hell really about? (Just philosophical ramblings. No plot. You have been warned.)

Post Genetic Opera, the unlikeliest of girls become the unlikeliest of friends.

The cliched coffee shop and college non-magical AU literally no one was asking for. ONE-SHOT

Set after Order of the Phoenix. Harry is depressed about the death of Sirius, until he realizes that he is Lord-Potter-Black-gryffindor, and he wants revenge.;

Luna comes home with an admission to make to Dean. Warnings inside.

The rumor mill says Zeke is going to ask someone who's last name starts with a B to the dance, and Tina's ready. (Gene/Zeke)

Affected by the emotional scars of resets, Frisk leaves her family and friends to protect them. After many years go by, it seems she may make a return, but will it be too late for monsterkind and mankind? Adult Frisk/Sans pairing.

A series of one-shots involving the 3 ghost cousins: Napstablook, Mettaton, and Mad Dummy! (Mostly Mad Dummy. Did I mention I freakin' LOVE Mad Dummy? :P) Whether hilarious or serious, what sort of shenanigans will they find themselves on the surface?

Hermione didn't go back to Hogwarts for the reasons everyone thought. Harry and Ron had ulterior motives in mind when they chose to become Aurors. George threw himself back into his work to cover up more than the pain of losing his brother. And Draco? Well, a bunch of Gryffindors rushing headlong into a half-cocked plan need the help of at least one Slytherin.

Lucius is executed post-war, destroying Narcissa. She seems unable to go on until Draco enlists the help of Severus Snape, a man who knows what it is to grieve. But when she develops feelings for Snape, Draco wonders if he's made a terrible mistake. Meanwhile, Draco and Hermione, his Ministry-appointed Mentor, are growing ever closer. Might they end up more than friends? HGDM SSNM

Five days of the week, I am his. But on the weekend, I belong to her.

Papyrus and Mettaton have to make a big announcement, but they're not sure how everyone will react.

The song "Dead Girl Walking", from JD's perspective.

"She didn't know what to do. She had lived with that man for most of her life, and now she felt completely helpless. How was she going to live her life without him from now on?" Bob x Linda (WARNING: character death)

"The darkness, however, Wingdings, is not home to you, but it is also something that merely exists, just as well as light. Don't venture too far, and don't let it make you forget about the outside world." Being a skeleton of science, Dr. Gaster is used to deductive reasoning. When the tight rope between humans and monsters begins to snap, he finds that the answers aren't so easy.

Red has an anxiety attack and Edge and Sans help him out of it. BLEDGEUP

Sans always spoke loosely about his relationship, hinting that there may be more than two people involved ever so subtly. After a few weeks of mentioning it here and there, Papyrus had finally requested he meet "the individual that has swept my glum brother off his feet"! BLEDGEUP

(Flowerfell) I just wanted a happy end for my Flowerfell babies. so i wrote it myself.

During the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, a poorly aimed spell hits Hermione, sending her hurtling into the cabinet of time-turners, and thereby launching her through time. Will she find a way back to her own time? Or will the past become her present? AU- Time-travel.

One happy month and then it's all gone. :: LilyNarcissa and reality crashing down.

Sans is sent out to bring back human souls to break the barrier as the monsters are getting impatient. They see him as expendable. Sans meets Frisk and has them help him learn this world but does he actually want to go back. (Sans X Frisk)

Things have gone great for Sans and Frisk, they're married, the same species, nothing could go wrong! Until... (Rebrith AU)

"I used to have an act, but I lost my wheel maiden." Finally, Lucifer tells the tale of The Fox and the Crane, also known as the meeting of the Painted Doll and the Scorpion.

Edge pays a visit to his cute boyfriend's, Papyrus's, house. EDGEPUFF

While fighting Sans during the Genocide route, Frisk takes back control from Chara and with her friends help manages to reset the timeline, despite everything that she had done.

An attention hungry robot, a human, two skeletons, a shy dinosaur, and a raging fish lady all having a slumber party. Nothing could go wrong. At least not until a murdering demon is thrown into the mix at least. Now that's a party.

Draco and Theo come across Hermione Granger throwing rocks into the river several years after the war. They'd had an odd connection that had started in the library at Hogwarts but nothing really began until after the Thames. COMPLETE

It was hard being the new kid on the block. Even harder being half of both worlds, worlds that couldn't be more diverse. Meet Ember and follow her as she learns to traverse those lines and find herself, find family, and possibly bring human and monster kind together. After all, when you're a half breed you have nothing to loose.

What if each time the Player reset or died, they remade the universe and left the old one behind. What would be the consequences of their departure? What goes on in the inner mechanics of the game? Do the characters know more than they say? (Title is a work in progress, suggestions are welcome )

What would happen if Undyne won against the Human, but didn't realize the full consequences of their transformation used to defeat them?

Parody of Hi I'm Steve by Bill Wurtz

Reader goes on a blind date and ends up having a better time then expected. / female Reader / Reader x Sans

Even if we think that we know our friends rather well there is always something that we could end up learning about them. Undyne is about to learn this for herself as she comes across something about Sans that she's never known but could she be right about what it is or is she wrong about what she thinks that it is? Rated T for safety for at least one mentioned moment.

"Toriel did not know what had brought about this decision, but she knew that this place meant a lot to Sans, for better or worse, and it already meant the world to her to be allowed in, regardless of the nature of the skeletons in his closet (pun always intended, if not always appropriate)." (For Soriel Week Day 1: Trust)

RATED M FOR SELF HARM/DEPRESSION/CURSING/Luna's voice sounds very far away. Draco can feel someone tugging at his bleeding arm and pulling up his sleeve, to see everything, but he has stopped caring, too lost in his own thoughts. She's crying too./for TGS

A collection of one shots with lots of Undertale ships inspired by different songs! You may request a ship and a song to inspire the one-shot, read Author's notes for more detail.

Edge and Red had come to their own separate conclusions that Sans represented a chance at a new life, a chance to leave their dreary pasts behind and look forward to a brighter, much happier and hopeful, future. Both wanted to chase that and saw no point in not doing it together.

Alphys treats Undyne to a night of fancy fun, and things are going perfectly. Perhaps a little too perfectly. #21 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

Heavily inspired by V-mum's "SlaveTale". Underfell AU. Since the monsters emerged five years ago, your country has turned them into slaves. Weird circumstances and a quick decision turn you into the owner of one. Now what will you do... and what does he plan for you? (Trigger warning for slaves, torture, abuse, implied sexual assault, self-harm, general angst, and dark humor)

Hermione Granger is 2x divorced, 3x a mother, hiding a shameful secret, and falling apart. Severus Snape fell apart 10yrs ago when the war ended but self-imposed solitude is taking its toll. When she puts an anonymous ad in the Prophet offering "almost anything" for 10 Galleons an hour, Severus wonders if the insufferable know-it-all might be exactly what he needs...

She was teetering on the edge of a cliff, the edge he knew so well. The edge they all fell from at some point, whether it took days or months or years. How did June become the twisted sinner known as Painted Doll? Perhaps it happened at the same speed as her descent into madness: Slowly, then all at once.

"This isn't my fault..." Tears accompanied by a pleading smile. "I only guided them. I merely moved the story along. The monster you are looking for is your human." A Chara story. (It'll probably end with the Genocide run.)

For the first time you had fun meeting someone new. / Short story featuring genderless reader / Reader x Papyrus

Bellatrix Black is brilliant, but bored… until she meets HIM. He's older, handsome, charming. Mysterious. He's gearing up for war to change the whole Wizarding World. Infatuated from their very first encounter, Bella wonders, is giving herself to a man who promises to hurt her worth the pain… if He's promising to save her, too? Takes place between 1968-1981. DARK/LEMONS BellaMort

What if the Golden Trio weren't so golden? What if they were more tarnished? What if they were sorted into Slytherin, where dwell the cunning and the ambitious? How would they fare? Would they come out polished? Or ruined forever. Dark!Trio

And of course, death got easier to dole out as he did it more. That's how LV works, after all. That's what it's for . Not a superpower, a mental and emotional protection that was entirely necessary for the sanity of someone who had killed as much as he or anyone else in his world had. He could feel his LV even now, a near-physical weight surrounding his soul, shielding it and his

Bellatrix Lestrange has been a mother for less than 2 weeks and she's nothing short of a hot mess. When she falls asleep and smacks her head on the table during a meeting of the Dark Lord's Death Eaters, she is certain her punishment will be severe. He sends her to his chambers to wait for him... will he show compassion for a change? Or will she suffer his wrath? 1-shot, complete.

Rita Skeeter's latest article has been printed and everyone has their own opinion on it-or more specifically, what she said about them. [oneshot]

Sans accidentally tells Grillby a secret. #20 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

Mettaton likes Papyrus. Papyrus likes Mettaton. Neither will admit it to the other for fear of rejection. Or, the one where Undyne is head of the Papyrus protection squad, and Alphys totally ships it.

Sans is always torn; should he be mad at Frisk for resetting and just let them sacrifice their existence for everyone's sake or just surrender to the resets? To make matters worse, Frisk was possessed by Chara on a recent reset, the hateful essence of the first fallen human, and killed everyone they know and love. How will they get out of this?

Frisk, Sans, and all the other monsters finally got rid of Chara, and now only a single RESET is needed to seal the deal. Frisk is still REALLY tired out from the battle that only Sans and her will remember, so she prays for someone to help her along with on her journey. Little did she know what she was getting herself and all the others monsters into. FLUFF/HUMOR/HIT HAPPY GRANDMA

A bunch of one-shots that did not make it into my original story, 'In Perpetuum'. Read the full story before reading these, or you risk not understanding. Reviews always appreciated!

Hermione is sent back in time to the Marauder's Era. What will happen when she does not have Harry around to provide information and clues about Voldemort? Some Lily/James, Remus/OC. Would love to hear what you think.

Homeless teen Lapis finds a surprise in her car. Cross-posted. M: language, sexual content, drug and alcohol abuse

Mettaton and Papyrus prepare to go to their first pride march. #17 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

Alphys, Mettaton, and Papyrus all sleep over at Undyne's house. It goes about as well as you'd expect. #15 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month. (Rated T for a fair bit of swearing and one direct mention of sex.)

Edge never thought Papyrus would agree to go on a date with him. They were too different - he was a criminal while the other was a respectable nurse. And yet there he was waiting for his beloved with a bouquet of flowers in hand. EDGEPUFF

Hermione Granger finds herself captive in Malfoy manor. Beaten and broken at the hand of the enemy, what happens when an unsuspecting ally saves her and sends her- and the enemy's son- into seclusion?

Alphys, Undyne, Mettaton, Papyrus, Sans, and Grillby all go to see a movie together. Shenanigans ensue. #11 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

It was neither the first nor the last time they'd ever met... but certainly the most colourful. Oneshot.

Alphys wants to tell Undyne a secret. #10 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

Liv has a vision and blames the murder on Vaughn Du Clark, yet again. Clive is getting tired of it but goes along anyways. Vaughn threatens her. (Written for an Alphabet Prompt by ofpoemsandprompts on Tumblr. Alphabet prompt: Y - "You have this very strange talent, name surname." "And what is that?" He scowled. "You get in my way.")

Alphys and Undyne are the ones getting married, but of course Mettaton is somehow making it all about him. Or is he?

A tall, emotionally stunted skeleton and a lonely little ghost meet in the depths of Waterfall. Underswap AU. #5 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

"'Why are we still here' 'Why didn't you let us go' 'We just want to be free.' These phrases were soaring through her head. She couldn't hear herself think." After being freed from the underground, monsters turn human, and Frisk absorbs the original human SOULs. Great trouble follows. (female Frisk)

Toriel isn't sure who she is anymore. Her girlfriend is here to help. #4 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month. (Toriel x Snowdin Shopkeeper. They didn't have the latter as a character so I thought I'd make that clear here.)

"There's an old saying, 'Before you go down a path of revenge, dig two graves.' You're lucky I'm willing to dig yours for you."

Papyrus is going on his first date with Mettaton, and he's excited. But he can't help but worry that it won't go perfectly. #3 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

Blue Diamond had been anxiously waiting for Pink Diamond to come over. But when Blue Pearl tells her the news of Pink's death, she becomes devastated. This was the start of Blue Diamond's depression, which would last for thousands of years. ONE-SHOT.

In which Cosette and Eponine are much more similar than anyone would give them credit for. Two-shot!

After the events of I Am My Mom, the Crystal Gems must break the news to Greg.

Thunderstorms are one of Papyrus's worst fears. Fortunately, he doesn't have to face them alone. #1 of a series of Undertale ship drabbles for LGBT Pride Month.

Spring break has finally arrived, and what better way to celebrate it than a multi gender sleepover. Of course what's a sleepover without truth or dare! What kind of revealing truths will be exposed. Or some over the top dares. Co-written with UltimateWarriorFan4Ever. Rated M for sexual content and swearing. Please R & R. Enjoy!

Everybody gets sad sometimes.

Rick is constantly woken up by Summer's frustrated muttering. It keeps him up every night until one night he grows annoyed and barges into her room. He didn't expect to walk in on her trying, and failing, to masturbate. SumRick. SMUT! Cover image done by a secret someone :)

Since taking over when he was nineteen, Don Garrett R. Sans has run Snowdin's underground gambling and smuggling ring with confidence and finesse and few interruptions. By his side are his brother, a group of his top bodyguards and Family leaders, and his right-hand and consigliere, Katherine 'Kitten' Frisk. Mobtale & Humantale are fan-made AUs based on Undertale by Toby Fox.

Toriel, is a distraught mother. She's been raising her son Asriel, and his 2 friends after alone after their fathers died. But, she wants to help. Even if it is a small, scared, anthropromophic goat. Species-swap! Crushing! Sans. Jealous! Chara. Princess! Female! Frisk.

Draco Malfoy reluctantly attends the Ministry Masquerade Gala, an event designed to bring witches and wizards from both sides of the war together. With identities hidden, he meets a man with whom he shares an indiscretion, but is rejected when he removes his mask. The problem is, he doesn't know the other man's identity and is left to figure out the mystery on his own. M/M DM/HP

Rick and Morty go on another of their adventures, except this time something happens which causes Morty to shut down and refuse to speak. Rick finds himself pressed to fix it before he loses Morty. (An excuse for the author to write Rick in the compromising position of fluff). Set before season 3.

Beth hires a babysitter for the weekend to make sure Morty focuses on school and isn't distracted by Rick while they take Summer out of town to college. The babysitter has no idea what she gets herself into when she meets the mad scientist. LEMONY AND SMUTTY

What if Morty was unable to escape King Jellybean? What would Rick do? would he do anything at all?

Evil Morty isn't totally sure what to do about his desire to have a 'Proper Rick', while Doofus Rick is finding that he might have been forced to forget something important.

Rick and Jerry have a conversation. Set right after the end of "Auto Erotic Assimilation" (Season 2 Episode 3). Spoilers for that episode.

All things considered, it really wasn't the weirdest thing Rick had ever asked him to do.

Rick's arrival signals the end of normalcy in the Smith home.

Rick knew better than to trust an exhausted kid to keep watch while he slept.

Frisk is very overwhelmed. It's just too much. She breaks.

Morty develops psychic abilities, which is both frightening and exciting. However, they're way more trouble than they're worth, especially for those around him. A crappy Psychokinetic Morty origin story.

Summer is okay with having a new mother. Her own had bailed when she was born so it wasn't like she felt any real attachment to her. Plus, it was about time, she thinks. They have a fourteen-year-old son together, her father and this Beth woman, and that kid deserves to have his father in his life. Yeah, she's okay with having a new mom. Her new grandpa on the other hand…SumRick.

( n. ) the act of love returning / reapertale frans. hades/persephone dynamics breathe life into me dear jesus. rated m for some smut on ch 2 / cover image by @kamilecn !

Rick wakes up to find that Morty has found the location of the only source of their quested Szechuan Sauce.

Summary: Five times Morty needed a hug and one time Rick did. Angst, hurt, comfort, slightly OOC, but hey, I read into the show whatever I want to. First time R&M writer. I found it difficult to capture Rick's speech and Morty's, also probably failed at capturing the full breadth of character expressed in the show.

This is the story of an abandoned Psychokinetic Morty known as C-214 or 214, who is abandoned by his family and this is his story from a homeless teenage boy with psychic powers in a hellish dimension to a team powerhouse.

Morty would always say that he was the luckiest Morty in the world since he got to watch TV with his favorite Rick. But his voice was loaded with too much sadness. There was nothing other than helplessness and sorrow. AU - ZEROVER - SRFM X ZERO

Morty's revolution, of course. A few years ago, the Mortys were used as human shields to protect the Ricks' frequency;now they're the ones who rules. AU! Switch Universe. Morty x Rick. OoC.

The Belchers are back on the water, this time willingly when they win tickets on the safest unsinkable boat ever made, Seaic. Everything's fine until Louise runs into Logan, who is trapped by his family. Louigan on the Titanic.

The seven times Rick ended up in Summer's bed. SumRick. Two-shot. Note: PLEASE BE AWARE THIS IS A SUMRICK SMUT FIC! Now with artwork by the amazing rad-braybury!

A look into Rick's mind while in prison. One-shot. Rated T for some light swearing. Enjoy!

Rick and Morty are forced to confess their darkest secrets when the ship gets stranded in a Freudian Slip.

The story of 214 before he is abandoned by his family, the Morty that developed psychic abilities, got expelled from school, moved the moon with his mind.

Fred and George find Ron crying in a pub and cheer him up with some bad advice.

Rick and Beth have a heart to heart after the events of The Rickshank Redemption. Drunk doesn't look good on either of them. A sequel to "Muscle Memory," but can be read as a standalone.

Morty is spiraling into madness, his only outlet, alcohol.

With Jerry out of the picture, Rick finds that being master of the house isn't quite as easy as he remembered. Set post-S3e01. Spoilers ahead.

Gerson befriends a Human child. Together, they interview familiar Monster faces about their new lives on the surface, discover the right way to hug a skeleton, how to shake hands with a fire monster, and what to do when you're on live TV. (Oneshot)

Right before leaving for college, Morty confesses that he's attracted to Rick, and Rick turns him down flat. Only, Rick can't stop thinking about it. They both look for answers through interdimensional travel, alcohol and experimentation. Plus, with Morty returning home for Thanksgiving break, they're going to have to face each other. Morty is 18. Contains Rorty c137cest

Based off a prompt from the amazing anon who gave me this: "Jesse kisses Cassidy and tastes blood on his mouth, he gets concerned and from time to time keeps asking Cass if he's okay or he's sick or dYING. Cass finds it funny at first but it gets annoying after a while and he finally says that he's a vampire, taking some bottle of blood from his coat of whatever."

Hermione inherits her grandmother's bookstore. She finds a place of security and a strong sense of self in that old bookstore. There is only one small problem with the place. Draco Malfoy wants it and will do anything to get it. What happens when during his pursuit of this building that he finds himself falling for her? Will they risk losing each other for ownership of a building?

Based on a tumblr prompt: "What about something where a few of Cassidy's enemies DO catch up to him, see how cozy he is with Jesse, and try to use him to lure Cass into their clutches?"

/Those were the nights that Rick would lay on his side and stuff a fist in his mouth to muffle his weeping/

This the last one shot I wrote for Frans Week last month . The theme was winter . So why not a winter wedding . Get ready because if you're read the others I'm all sweet and fluff.

Sometimes judgment doesn't go the way you want to but it does mean that it's a bad thing. Apparently, this one shot can cause you to have a sugar rush it's pretty sweet. Written for Day 4of frans week judgment.

Frustrated by 20 yrs of infidelity from her beloved husband, Narcissa Malfoy offers Severus Snape a mutually beneficial arrangement: her body in exchange for his companionship. But what happens when she begins to develop more than lust for the emotionally-unavailable Potions Master? Could falling for him be dangerous? Narcissa/Snape, Narcissa/Lucius, Bellatrix/Voldemort, COMPLETE

"Hey, nice to meet you all. My name is Frankie stein. Well, Francesca is technically my real name, but I don't really think it's me. I'm not what you'd call normal, and yes, I do know that normal isn't actually possible, but, I mean physically normal. See, I have a condition called Heart block. Second degree heart block to be specific." Human au, au belongs to Forfun100

Sans didn't know much about human beliefs. They were all very confusing and sometimes cruel. Though, he'd never think that they would reprogram a girl's mind just for obedience.

Some things are not as they seem. There are many things people take for granted about the magical world. What if werewolves were not quite what everyone thought? Hermione is going to find out the truth, whether she wanted to or not.

Hermione's husband is in debt to a certain wizard. She must pay off that debt at all costs. One-shot Lumione. Warning: A little dark! Dubcon, blackmail, adultery, manipulation. Mature readers only!

Written with the knowledge and consent of glitterally, author of The Bespoke Witch, this is a TBW AU. At the behest of their family Covenant, the Weasley sons Cast a Marriage Stake for Hermione Granger - but which of the brothers would she want to marry? New Cover art by Calebski! Polyandric themes, drama. HG/BW/CW/FW/GW/PW **Please read the Author's Notes!**

A parody of 'The Oogie Boogie Song' from Nightmare Before Christmas. As you can imagine, to the tune of the Oogie Boogie Song.

When Louise runs away from home after a fight with her parents she reunites with an old enemy Logan Barry Bush. Staying with him changes both of them. A Louigan FanFic. Louise Belcher- 18 Logan Bush- 25. A story of Louigan's life together

What if Dora wasn't really Andromeda's daughter after all? What if someone had just dropped her off on the witch's doorstep? That someone is Bellatrix, and she has her reasons, as always.

Sans emptied another bottle of alcohol as he leaned against his door, listening to his brother and Mettaton's moaned I love yous barely muffled beneath the sound of some random human movie. He swallowed the burning liquid with big gulps, allowing his mind to wander to a bygone time only he remembered wherein Papyrus said "I love you" to him and not Mettaton.

When Frisk returns from her first semester of college pregnant, the first person she turns to is her best friend and partner in crime, Sans. But when despite everything, they can't hide their feelings for each other, will the differences between magic and determination push them apart?

He knew he shouldn't be here, standing in front of her house. Yet, he was.

With Undyne and Alphys' wedding on the horizon, Flowey realizes something he had been completely ignorant about: Frisk is in love with him. This is totally a fact. Armed with this knowledge, Flowey embarks on a personal journey to become the best boyfriend material Frisk could ever ask for. Now if he could only stop being a gigantic jerk all the time.

When Tina has a panic attack and Zeke helps her out

Clutching her infant daughter, Bellatrix knows should stay put to await the wrath of her Master (and lover) the Dark Lord, but instead she sneaks away to Hogwarts to beg for help from Severus Snape. When she arrives she's shocked to find he's not alone. Tomorrow, the Final Battle begins. *CURSED CHILD SPOILERS* DARK Bellatrix/Voldemort; shades of Bella/Snape *MATURE READERS ONLY*

After defying the Dark Lord, pregnant Bellatrix is tortured within an inch of her life by the man she loves. A DARK, TWISTED tale in which Bellatrix spars with & confides in both her sister Narcissa, who's keeping her own secrets, and Hogwarts headmaster Severus Snape, whose loyalty she has long doubted, even as she questions her own. *CURSED CHILD SPOILERS* (Bellatrix/Voldemort)

A group of rogues and a group of monsters go to a bar...the same bar...oh god.

Sans is extremely depressed and in an effort to talk about it, Papyrus accidentally confuses his brother into thinking he reciprocated his romantic affection. Though Sans's feelings are very one sided, Papyrus can't bring himself to say so especially if it means keeping an everlasting smile on his face. FONTCEST

Reader is forced to prostitute themselves everyday. In a turn of events, Mettaton saves you and takes you to stay in the most notorious mafia leader's house until he returns. You soon meet the monster everyone's talking about: Sans. But will this be the chance to turn your life around or will you be thrown into prostitution again? Reader x MafiaTale Sans, Slowburn

Severus thinks about ending his life but Narcissa tries to convince him otherwise...

When Bellatrix discovers she's pregnant and can't control her emotions the way she used to, she looks to her sister for advice. No, not Narcissa. The other one. (WARNING: Dark fic with mature and potentially disturbing content. Not for readers under 17. Takes place in Sept 1997, includes Cursed Child spoilers.) Bellatrix/Voldemort

"Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all."

Katy is the child of Frisk and Sans (in the future). Because of a tragic turn of events, Sans has sent her into the past (how we presently know Undertale) to remain hidden. Sans thinks it is best for her to stay with present-day Sans and Papyrus, but for them to think she is just another human. Not related to them, and not half monster.

After being persuaded by the most unlikely of people for the most unlikely of reasons, Hermione takes a one way trip to the past fully intending on saving not just lives but souls along the way. HG/LM, Alternate Reality, Time travel. COMPLETE! Second Part: The Bond Servant is now up!

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

There's only one way that she can achieve orgasm, and nobody could nor would approve of it. (My muse has been derailed due to the death of my birth mother. This has encapsulated a bit of the numb, post traumatic feeling I've had lately.)

He was a robot. He had no anatomy. Only metal plates fused and screwed together served as his 'skin'. He couldn't even feel things the way a normal person would. And yet he still understood this to be a degradation of his self, that what this person was doing was a violation of his personal rights. (tw: rape/suicide attempt)

Just a little mental breakdown and a fire man to help, (second time putting this up because last time something went wrong with the doc)

Papyrus and Mettaton have a secret relationship and the only monster who knows about it is Sans. Papyrus and Mettaton want Sans to keep it a secret because it would be bad publicity for Mettaton, which he does, at the expense of teasing and joking to make them both embarrassed. (NSFW)

Sans was trying to escape the collapsed building he and his friends had been in. He hoped he was the only one there, and everyone had made it out, but then he stumbles upon a scene he had never wanted to see. Papyton, Human AU

Neville Longbottom is pretty sure he made a mistake.

Mettaton catches a computer virus and gets robosick. While Alphys is working on the solution, Papyrus takes care of him.

Dear Santa, This year I have been a very good skeleton, so I, the great Papyrus, would like the following:

Mettaton challenges Sans to a fight for the right to see the one he loves.

An AVPM AU of what life would be like for both Voldemort and Quirrell if Voldemort hadn't returned to Azkaban. Quirrellmort / Quirrelmort, rated T/M. Complete!

Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.

The Boss has a secret that nobody, not even the Keeper, knows about. However, in the aftermath of an impulse decision involving the Carnival's one and only Frog Maiden, that's about to change. "You have such beautiful eyes..." (Contains TamaraxLucifer. Consider yourself warned.)

Bellatrix is the only person whose ever done anything for him out of love.

Quirrell and Voldemort are on holiday in the US. They go out for dinner to Chuck E Cheese's. Voldemort sees a slide. This isn't good news for Quirrell. After AVPM before AVPSY. Quirrellmort. I apologise for any inaccuracies. I have no idea how Chuck E Cheese's is..!

(Sequel to 'Together Forever') Jasper and Lapis have some things to work through, all while helping Steven fill the shoes of his mother, Rose Quartz. The threat of Homeworld retaliation looms over them, as the seven Crystal Gems try to live harmoniously. Super fluff. Mild violence, suggestive content, and language. Lasper. Jaspis. Japis. Review if you want! Please enjoy

A story that starts when Lapis leaves Earth for Homeworld. Yellow Diamond keeps her prisoner, assigning a certain beefy Gem to be her captor. Follows the story through Jailbreak and beyond! Gem redemption. Episodic format. Eventual clash with Yellow Diamond. Lapis x Jasper. Lasper. Jaspis. Rated T for mild violence, language, and suggestive content.

Quirrellmort AU based on the The Soulmate Counter. Voldemort never wanted to meet his soulmate. He thought the whole thing was ridiculous and a waste of time. Only his soulmate would be able to change his mind. Based on characters from Starkid's A Very Potter Musical (AVPM). Title subject to change. I own nothing!

His Father was working late, his Mother out whoring. James doing crack in his room, and Lily wasn't eating. Albus wonders how it all came to this. Rated T for mentions of anorexia, drugs, and sex.

Hermione returns for an optional 8th year after the war and Draco Malfoy, also back at Hogwarts at his mother's request, notices she's changed. A brief dip into the 'makeover' trope AND the 'goth' trope in one fic. ONE SHOT. Dramione.

After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

All of the no stars feared Gamagori but one and it bothered him.

Mako agrees to indulge Gamagoori in his fantasies. BDSM fun abounds.

Ira/Mako, one-shot. It was high time Gamagori showed Mako the true meaning of discipline. Mako would be his "good girl." Review!

"She is so beautiful, still, you think, even as you play her ribs like piano keys, counting every note in your head." :: TeddyVictoire, mentions of self-harm and anorexia.

Wick and The Twin decide to play a game of poker to pass the time, a game of strip poker to be exact. Things are suddenly are revealed and changed.

AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.

Complete! Written before HBP. Set after OotP. Tonks is given a difficult assignment to help the Order. When her commitment waivers, can she turn to Severus Snape for support? Rated R for sexual situations and violence.