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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I am a 24 year old library assistant from England. I enjoy a good book, and a good cup of tea. I am also a big music fan (can't write without my tunes!) :) Here you will mostly find writings of the Twilight persuasion.

I'm also posting Retrograde over at twilighted (can be found here- with an added extra in each part from chapter two onwards.

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The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Clostridium Botulinum by Fool Who Follows reviews
Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Burn the Heart Out of You by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Pink Apron? by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Epilogue... everything comes to head, Moriarty pokes his head in git and the boys finally consummate themselves... about bloody time! Hope ya's like it all peeps
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fifth Pip by NuttersIncorportaed reviews
An alternate ending to 'The Great Game.' Sherlock and Moriarty don't meet face to face. Sherlock is given one more case to solve otherwise John dies.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Friends Are For by Ghostgirl468 reviews
One-shot about John's life with Sherlock. Possible other one-shots if reviews are any good. R&R . Everyone who reads and reviews gets a free hug : Rated T because no one really explains ratings, they're just there .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Password by DreamingALife reviews
Sherlock is stuck, and the key to the puzzle lies with...emotions. Oh dear.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chequebook for Lovers by LollyMc reviews
John receives an intriguing birthday present from Sherlock. How will he choose to use it and what effects will it have on their relationship? J/S A bit cracky but all in the name of fun and mild smut ; R&R s'il vouz plait x
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Taking Sherlock out of Context by FormerCircusTeapot reviews
Silly and very slow moving. Set just after the great game. Sherlock escapes Moriarty with John. A little UST but I'm not sure how it will go yet. Based on the adventure of the speckled band. I own very little and make no profit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Favourite Addiction by whitelilly reviews
John knows Sherlocks had many addictions over the years, they just don't talk about it. Ever. Sequel to Common Knowledge
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Questionable Virtue by MooseOnARoof reviews
John Watson had always been a patient man. A study into what patience actually means. Some mild swearing, the misuse of shoes, a vaguely unimpressed John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Common Knowledge by whitelilly reviews
When Sherlock see's him his mind goes blank... He detests him for it. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forgetting Reason by Kiltar reviews
Sherlock & John's relationship begins to change. BBC Sherlock/John Slash. Please note that this story has been edited to respect the T-Rating requirements of this site. To read full MA version Google: Archive of Our Own Kiltar
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Black Ice by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
In pursuit of a murder suspect, Sherlock takes a tumble on the ice, and John must patch him up when he refuses to go to hospital. Sequel, Fire Storm, now posted. [John/Sherlock]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tipsy by katkin reviews
"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Haikus! by sincemarchoflastyear reviews
A collection of Sherlock Haikus, which are short 3 line poems, about Sherlock, Watson, Moriarty, Mycroft, DI Lestrade, Mrs Hudson etc. Quick and fun to read- please review!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Karaoke Night by Boyfrom0z reviews
John sings some very drunken karaoke and Sherlock has to take him back home where, in his intoxicated state, he says something he may or may not mean, but can't remember the next morning. Rated for drinking and mild guy/guy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We skipped that step by CharlieTheLessFamous reviews
John and Sherlock were never friends. They sort of skipped that step. VERY LIGHT John/Sherlock slash. Last drabble only. Rated 'cos I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The 3 Stages of Friendship by Jennistar1 reviews
Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BANG by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
My take on what happens after 'The Great Game'. 'I should warn you,' Sherlock says, his voice steady and his eyes fixed on Moriarty. 'You are sadly misinformed.' And he fires. Sequel, M is for Moriarty, now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Molly Hooper: The Aftermath by seren23 reviews
Molly is trying her best to cope. Post The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Hour of Separation by vega rin reviews
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran. John/Sherlock in the tamest sense.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come Dine With Sherlock and John by Emmylou reviews
Based on a prompt to have John as a contestant on the Channel 4 show Come Dine With Me. Chaos ensues. More plot than you would imagine. Hinted John/Sherlock. FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Lonely Men In Shirtsleeves by alwaysnight reviews
Sherlock has been given some advice by Mrs Hudson, and against his better judgement, he's taken it. John/Sherlock pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Confession by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
In questioning Sherlock's sexuality, Watson is forced to admit to his own feelings. Sherlock/Watson. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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One of the Boys reviews
When Bella overhears Jess plotting to worm her way into Edwards affections, and push best friend Bella out of his life for good, she knows she must do something- but what? She's just one of the boys. Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Retrograde reviews
At 17, Bella moved to Florida. 7 years later, betrayed, she needs a new start and returns to Forks. Edward, Charlie's new deputy, has been left reeling from his own betrayal. Time heals all wounds, but can they learn to trust again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward