Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.

When I was first assigned to be her bodyguard, I didn't know what to think. However, over time, I slowly began to accept her, and become her friend.

Yang gets home from a long day of training and studying, only to find Sun hanging out in her dorm. (Mention of Bumblebee)

Eli, Umi and Maki try to solve a mystery that could probably save the life they had known up to this point, or rather: their relationships. NozoEli, KotoUmi, NicoMaki with slight TsubaHono and RinPana