We all know the tale, The Emperor of Mankind creates Twenty Primarchs to conquer the Galaxy. Nine Fall to Chaos's taint and Let the Galaxy Burn. What if this was not the case? What if the Ruinous Powers never got their claws into the Emperors Sons? What if the Imperium Ascended instead of falling into darkness and suffering? This is the story of that possibility

In the grim darkness of the future, a surprising find in an empty region of space will unearth an artifact older than the Imperium of Man itself, a discovery that will have far reaching consequences for the entire galaxy torn apart by war and madness. Who is Solomon? What is his purpose? Sorta occurs in the "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" series.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

The new Lord of his family's venerable estate must restore the honor of his line and destroy the horrifying abominations set loose by the mad folly of his ancestor. Gathering together a group of unlikely heroes and mercenaries they must delve deep into the dark abyss and battle creatures out of nightmare. But the darkest dungeon of all is not one made of stone or iron bars...

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

He was the Arch-traitor who broke the Imperium of Man and shattered the cosmos with the Horus Heresy. One Chaos acolyte sought to bring back the Warmaster in hopes of finishing what the Great War started. Instead, the fool brought a younger and Imperial-loyalist Horus back, and he's not too happy about the state of things. ( Rated M for obvious reasons )

Buu didn't just accidentally tunnel an exit to the outside world from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. He accidentally DESTROYED the training dimension itself, sending each of them away to new realities.

It seemed like just another routine military operation for the Imperium: their forces were in the process of landing and retaking a rebellious planet. But when a Warp anomaly strikes, the fighting men and women of the Imperium suddenly find themselves transported across time and space to a new world: Holy Terra itself, but at a far earlier time. This is 1984.

Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)

You'll believe Taylor can fly.

The Imperium of Man is desperate. Despite the parades and the propaganda, humanity is fighting a losing battle. They need a game changer, something that can turn the tide in their favour. The future does not bode well for them, so they seek assistance from the only place left: the past.

H.P. Lovecraft was more than just a writer, though he didn't know it. So when humans, decades after his death, find certain artifacts, they look to his work for guidance. But it isn't enough. Forced to flee their home, Humanity stumbles upon a group of races with no knowledge of the Eldritch. To Humanity, the Council is naive and ignorant. To the council, the humans are lunatics.

Descendants of Colony Fleets sent to a distant galaxy have returned to warn humanity of an impending threat. However their once great civilization has long since fallen from grace. In the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium there is only war.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

The galaxy dances to the tune set forth by those that cannot be understood. But now it is time to gain insight into the Gods of the 40K universe.

In the aftermath of the Iron War, the 25th Millennium sees the downfall of a united human race as mankind rediscovers it's self destructive nature. Forewarned of the coming of a terrible Age of Strife, the remnants of mankind's unified military and government seek to weather the passage of time in stasis. But when they awaken, they find themselves in a galaxy that knows only war.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

An incident during the fight between the Third Angel and Unit-01 lands NERV with two Saiyan children stranded far from home and not in the mood to do as they're told. With their fathers following on soon thereafter, a chain of events is about to unfold that even the Kais themselves could not have foreseen.

You will believe Shinji can fly.

Magnus fic. Ikari Shinji was dumped at the age of 3, Rock Lee was an orphan found at the age of 3, coincidence?, I think not, let's see how Lee will deal after finding that his true name is Shinji!. Rated M for safety.