Hi

Im a girl that loves twilight a LOT.

I know a lot of people type info on here so I can try to but I really have nothing to say about myself.

My name is Ashlee

Im 14 years old and about 5'6.

I have bright red hair(natural) that dosn't curl and green eyes and I have a tan. I think I have a laughing problem because I will laugh at almost anything.It has gottn me into a lot of trouble.I also love beach volleyball. I'm on the slimmer side because I spend half of my life in the gym. My metabolism is really bad:( I live in Los Angeles,California and unfortunetly do not live next door to a movie star, no matter how much I want to. Im not really the author type so im probrobly not going to write any stories.And if by some miracle I do then it will probrobly suck:)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
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If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, Say, Hey, Hay, Yea, Pet, Was, How, Ice (RWH added from Say-Ice. Yea, I'm that bad)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your prof

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (Are you kidding me! I would fuckin' LOVE to become a vampire! Screw like!)

If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 7 for me

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and

you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says

something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a

missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read

them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,

because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight

is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk

about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for

Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when

you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you

like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something

about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,

you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing

you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a

vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people

who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought

it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2cd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43). You noticed there is no number 25

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my Gosh, he has a face!"

You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.

You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life.

You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead.

You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you.

You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."

You went to Reese Jewlers to get yourself a topaz ring.

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book.

You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book.

If you have done any of these, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN MORE THAN YOU!

Why yes, I do love Edward =)

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN

1.You make your boyfriend die his hair bronze, and if he doesn't, you break up with him.

2.You call your boyfriend Edward even though its not his name, if he doesn't like it, you break up with him.

3.You make your boyfriend listen to Debusy everytime your in your car, if he doesn't like it, well you know the drill. :)

4.You make your boyfriend wear Vampire teeth, and if he ask's you why, you break up with him.

5.Whenever your boyfriend invites you over to watch a movie, you always put in Romeo & Juliet.

6.If your boyfriend pulls up in a car that is not a silver Volvo, u call the cops.

7.When you and your boyfriend want to take a vacation and he suggests Italy, you yell at him an then break up with him

8.When your boyfriend tells you that he has two tickets to go to Forks, Washington, you pat him on the head and give him Animal blood, but if he refuses, you take your ticket and break up with him.

9. you make him read all the Twilight books so much that he has them memorized.

10.You tell your boyfriend that he will always be 2nd in your heart because Edward Cullen is first.

11. if your boyfriend doesn't have a white mansion, you tell him he has to buy one.

12. if he has no brothers or sisters named Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, then you ask him "who are you?" and leave him.

13.you make your boyfriend listen to all the sad and happy songs that remind you of Edward and Bella and if he questions you why, you throw him out of your car.

14.you ask your boyfriend what type of drug he thinks you are, and if he says anything other then heroine, you start to cry and tell him to leave.

My favorite series is and will always be Twilight.

Jacob is NOT the totally worst person on the face of the earth. That would be a tie between Paris Hilton, Saddam Heussein, Hilary Clinton, all the animal abusers, all the child abusers, all the dog-fighters, and the cheerleaders at school.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-sees something shiny- OMG! SHINY! -runs over to it- OOH! A POINTY OBJECT! -pokes said pointy object- OW! I CUT MYSELF! I MUST BE EMO! -sniffs the blood OMG! IM A VAMPIRE NOW! MY LIFE IS TURNING INTO A SPIRALING PIT OF DEPRESSION!! -smiles evilly- ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M A VAMPIRE LIKE EDWARD AND EMMETT!! YAY! BITE ME, EDWARD!

Edward: 95 vampire + 5 overreactive = AWESOMENESS!

If your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about romantic vampires and you don't care, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile. (Sorry Bella