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Joined 02-23-15, id: 6549819, Profile Updated: 02-23-15

Hello random people of the Internet and welcome to my profile! (Does anyone actually even read these though?)

Well I'm gonna make mine SUPER LONG just for you! You can thank me later XP

About me- (for all you stalkers out there XD)

Name- I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Age- Would you believe it changes every year?

Gender- Alien

Likes- Hetalia, Kill la Kill, derping around, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Harry Potter, Adventure Time, Regular Show, anime, video games, manga, food XD, day dreaming, being random, Doctor Who, Disney.

Dislikes- Girly things, the color pink, school, maths, my little brother, homophobes, racist people, make-up, dresses etc

Favourite Bands- Bowling for Soup, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Sum 41, Paramore, Crush 40, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for My Valentine, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Neon Trees, The Midnight Beast, Halestorm, Tenacious D.

Favourite colors- Black, blue, green, dark purple, orange, red, silver, grey

Favourite pairings-

Hetalia

Pretty much anything

Adventure Time

FinnxMarceline

FinnxFlame Princess

JakexLady Rainicorn

FionnaxMarshall Lee

FionnaxPrince Gumball

CakexLord Monochromicorn

Marshall LeexMarceline

FinnxFionna

MarcelinexPrincess Bubblegum

Marshall LeexPrince Gumball

If you're crazy, paste this on your profile.

If you are a tomboy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your mind automatically translates anything, no matter how innocent, into something wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect;
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well women, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough strength to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.

Don't you just love stereotypes? *rolls eyes* Bold the ones you are-

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to HELL.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'M IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be trying to fit in.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (crazy and proud to be!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every girl I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI AND YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a LESBIAN
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I DON'T WEAR brand name clothing, so I MUST be poor.
I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a scary, evil, wack-job waste of space.
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
You love video games
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 22

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (How can anyone take that long to get ready?!?!?!)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(Is it considered girly to wear deoderant?!)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 2 (Maybe I should have been born a boy lol XP)

Part One:
EMO
You own at least 5 black shirts
You like skinny jeans (only some)
You’re listening to music right now
You have painted your fingernails black before
You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
Like the color black
Dislike most girly girls
Have dyed your hair dark or want to
Sometimes like to be alone
Hate popular music
Keep hair in front of your face
Have given people evil stares
Don't get along with parents
Life sucks for you
Have been called emo
Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
Complain a lot (only about school and homework lol)
Owned a studded belt or want one
Listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total-14

Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE
Own more than 10 mini shorts
Have kissed more than 2 people in one night
Have been called a slut
Sometimes like to drink
Ever wore too tight of a shirt
Have been called a tease
Flirt with guys
Made love to the opposite sex
Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
Own 5 string bikinis
You kiss because you think its fun
Total: 0

Part Three:
JOCK
Own at least 5 jerseys
Have 10 or more trophies
Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
Love sports
Own 5 or more sweatpants
Don't wear makeup
Have / had played lacrosse
Currently playing more than 2 sports
Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
You play/ played Basketball on a team
You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
You play/ played soccer on a team
You play/played volleyball on a team
You run/ran track
You play/ played football on a team
Been called a jock
Have set a record
Are friends with your coach
Love watching sports
Can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total-9

Slacker
[x] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You like to sleep.
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[x] You are often late to school/work.
[x] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook/dA. You could be doing something more productive.
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[x] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[x] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[x] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[X] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

(/) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese and fruit
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(/) You're a good artist
(X) You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you can always depend on if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

5/10

South Italy/Romano (Lovino Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone. A lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritence
(X) You are lazy at times
(X) You are horrible at cleaning

5/10

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
(X) Sausages are one of your favourite foods
(X) You like to walk your dog
(X) Your boss/principle/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut case
() You love rules and think they should be always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
() You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but can be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

5/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
() You think everything over before saying it
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during your childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

3/10

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
(/) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
() You can seem very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose in other people's business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

3.5/10 Nuuuuus...

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X) You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff such as fairies and ghosts...
() ...But you refuse to believe in aliens
() You have tried doing black magic
() You get drunk quite easily
() When you're drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

3/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(/) You're very affectionate (depends on who you are and how close we are)
() You think you have great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into people's ears
() You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

2.5/10 Aww *disappointed sigh*

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood
(X) You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
(X) You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

5/10

China (Yao Wang)

() You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
() You work hard
(/) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

2.5/10 Awww... :(

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X)You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(/) You hate fighting (but if you piss me off, you'd better hope there's a hospital near you c: )
() You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(/) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

6/10

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

(X) You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously

4/10 Nuuus I FAILED THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!! *curls in a ball in the corner*

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses

6/10 Wow XD

Hungary (Elizabeta Hedevary)

(X) You have a potty mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
() You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything and run off to go see it

7/10 Awww yuussss XD

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

(X) You are clueless about things around you
(X) You favour the taste of fresh tomatoes
() You're very responsible
() You tend to dramatize over things a lot
() You love churros (never had them ._.)
(X) You help people in a crisis
(X) You are quite random
(/) Somehow, you like bananas (if they're green...)
(X) You often offer food to people
(/) You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers (fictional counts too right?)

6/10 :D

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No One to Tease by I.K.Ros reviews
Tired of being ignored for the sake of a website, Arthur decides to create an account of his own and quickly learns why blogging can be so addictive. However, the knowledge does nothing to ease his loneliness or impatience with his lover. Rated: MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 12/27/2014 - England/Britain, America
Original Discovered by Hope You Will Always Stay reviews
Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England. (I'M MAKING A RE-MAKE OF THIS STORY, CHECK NEWEST CHAPTER!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,445 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 11/10/2014 - America, Sweden, Finland, Denmark
A Month to Fall in Love by KyoshiWarrior reviews
Gilbert Beilshmidt is known for accepting confessions every first of the month. Meaning he'll date whoever asks him out first. They date for exactly a month and on the last day he'll break it off. As a joke Matthew decides to see what will happen if HE is the first to 'confess their love.' And . . . so begins his month with Gilbert. ( PruCan. Multiple side pairings.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Prussia, Canada]
A Dorky Nerd for a Lonely Punk by Ame.ten97 reviews
Nerd/punk AU. Mathias has been crushing on Lukas for a while and one day he gets a strike of good luck and ends up being partnered up with the punk that looks scary but is very lonely inside. Much Soz for the summary DenNor, Surfin and fluffy adorable HongIce
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,145 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Denmark, Norway]
Now You Are Truly Home by DewdropEevee reviews
Peter is rescued from an abusive home, and is put up for adoption. Tino and Berwald are the ones to adopt him. Peter's past makes it hard to adjust, but Tino and Berwald are determined to help him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Sweden, Finland, Sealand
The Misadventures by Dammit Kirito reviews
hey, if you're feeling down and in need of a laugh, read this trash!11! badly written crack is all you need in life, trust me! contains badass japan, fangirl germany, and kinky canada. APH JESUS GUARANTEED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 8/2/2014
Gray Flame by gamerprincess13 reviews
AU. Characters Human. Silver: the nicest and popular guy in school. Blaze: the new girl who never had any friends. Their lives are going to change forever, good and bad, and it all started with a game of dodgeball. DISCONTINUED.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 225,685 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Blaze, Silver]
Blackbird by jlskjfk reviews
Antonio walks into a small coffee joint, hoping for just some caffeine to take the edge off of late-night studying for midterms, and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for in the form of a snarky, foulmouthed, Italian barista.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,070 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 6/26/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Belgium
Axis Psychiatric Hospital by shingeki-no-hetalia reviews
Welcome to Axis Psychiatric Hospital. This is where some of the most unique cases of patients are kept. They range from the slightly odd to the very dangerous. Many exciting things happen inside a psychiatric hospital, especially one as special as this. Just stay away from Level 4, where the truly insane are kept, and where one patient decides to wander. ((bad summary sorry .))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 1/4/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, France
Say Wha? Hetalia-Cleverbot conversations, nuf said by Sere-san reviews
(Want my advice? Skip the first chappie! It's not that funny XD) This is what happens when the Hetalia characters get onto Cleverbot...Please don't be intimidated by the number of chappies! Most are actually quite short...trust me. Basically this is meant to be a pick-me-up and for laughs! Rated T for language and because I'm weird XD ; ALL CHARACTERS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 103,881 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
A North American Hurricane by Ashynarr reviews
In the same vein as Bunnies For Your Amusement, I now bring you my collection of Hetalia Kink Meme oneshots and short stories featuring the North American twins, America and Canada! Now includes non-LJ drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 86,080 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 7/13/2012 - America, Canada
The Common Denominator by krolium reviews
When nerdy Matthias lands himself a position as drummer in an edgy punk band, he finds himself on the bad side of Lukas, the band's cold and callous lead singer. The catch? Matthias is totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,216 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
100 Things Nations Cannot Do by in.the.pursuit.of.snark reviews
A set of guidelines and rules set down to ensure order and progress at the World Meetings. Each nation will come forth with their own 100 rules stating what they cannot do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,553 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 6/4/2014
Køhler's Koffee by wanderlust-nation reviews
UNFINISHED Human/Coffee Au. Mathias and his friends run a coffee shop in the small town of Brookdon. Eventually, their hometown begins to change, as well as everything else around them. It's best to welcome new things with open arms, right? (DenNor, SuFin, and HongIce, contains RusCan and maybe FrUk)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland]
The Colours of Sunflowers by PurplePatchwork reviews
A series of one-shots following on the events of The Promise of Sunflowers. More info inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [America, Russia]
Hetalia reads Fanfiction by Horsemuon17 reviews
The world meeting was the same as ever, there were chaos here and there, but what happens when a certain Italian shares something that he recently discovered from a certain American that learned about it from a certain Japanese?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - N. Italy, Japan, America - Complete
The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia - Complete
Someone to Appreciate Me by XxFanwritexX reviews
Human AU! Lukas and Emil have spent all their short lives in Lofoten. But when an event unbeknownst to them occurs, they are forced to live in the same house as a nice middle-aged man, an intimidating Swede, an overly excitable Finn and a loud Dane. A series of events shape their lives as they learn to live, laugh and love again. DenNor, slight Best friend!HongIce and slight SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,932 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] Finland, Iceland - Complete
Made in China by See-Le-Fairy-Witch reviews
China is experiencing a weird problem: he is can't help but write his name on everything. The other nations decide he needs to stop and Ivan so kindly suggests a way for him to stop. However when the urges become too much and the only thing he has is chocolate sauce and Ivan as his canvas Yao cracks. Rated M. Rochu. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,932 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Russia, China]
444 Things to Avoid Doing by in.the.pursuit.of.snark reviews
A guide for any nations that wish to join the land of World Conferences, these things stated have been documented as forbidden for any nation to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014
Hands of Stone, Heart of Ice by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
In a world where magic is as common as the stars in the sky, a good-for-nothing fisherman's son gets cursed, makes friends, gets political, and breaks a spell, all the while falling in love with a sorcerer with whom he has more in common than anyone thinks. DenNor w/ SuFin, HongIce, RoChu, and others on the side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland]
The Aussie-Canadian Alliance by LaurelSilver reviews
A series of drabbles centred around Matthew 'Canada' Williams and Jett 'Australia' Kirkland, with multiple appearances from other characters. Rating bumped up to T for sex references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 160 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Canada, Australia - Complete
Dating the World: Country x Reader by YourHero213 reviews
Living in the world of Hetalia isn't always easy for Reader. There's America challenging her to drinking contests, rumors going around that China likes her, England's several different personas flying all over the place; not to mention Romano's been going all tsundere on her & the BTT's practically been fighting for her attention. Oh, and those damn 2Ps just won't leave her alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 313,028 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - England/Britain, America, China, Parallel Nations
Not the Words I'd Use by Mickidona reviews
Rapist. Pervert. Pedophile. Words Arthur used to use far too often. But now he's starting to understand the true effect of such insults on Francis' pride. FrUk angsty fluff, a little PruAus in the middle. This fic is getting a massive extension, so stay tuned for more!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [France, England/Britain] [Austria, Prussia]
Those Three Little Words by Oh.srsly.mhm reviews
College AU. For Tino Väinämöinen, going to college was certain to be a breeze. What he wasn't ready for were the insane students, a lovable snow white puppy, and an extremely frightening, tall, frightening, expressionless Swede. Oh, and did he mention frightening? Eventual Sufin / Sweden x Finland and many more Hetalia pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,227 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Sweden, Finland
Mischief by Ame.ten97 reviews
"But I already replaced everything I messed uppp. Pleaseeeee tell me what I have to do now. I'll do anything." -Denmark "Anything?" -Norway The Dane is in deep trouble and Norge is about to give him the biggest punishment. And the other Nordics are there to giggle away at the blossoming love that their friends are too blind to see. Beware of the fridge. Iceland is here too btw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Norway, Denmark] Sweden, Finland
Sleeping Knights by A.R.C.Fangirl 0w0v reviews
Arthur has lived his life as a royal prince in peace for nearly 16 years, but when a curse that was cast upon him run its course, the English prince is found comatose in sleep. Of course it takes true love's kiss for him to awaken, but he was never around any princesses or girls; just a peasant boy. IggyChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,020 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - England/Britain, China
Who She Brought Home by GermanBros24 reviews
Gil and Liz have always been best friends, and just that, friends. Gil starts to notice he may feel a bit stronger about her, he just may love her. He realizes this a moment too late. Roderich, a transfer student comes and he is everything Gil isn't, and everything Liz wants. The two boys fight for her love and it all comes down to who will she take to meet her parents and prom?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Hug Therapy by Tono Radish reviews
Ivan is a bully and everyone knows it, including him. And one snide remark on Alfred's side causes Feli of all people to extend his arms. This is the story of a kid who finds that even the iciest of hearts can be warmed enough to grow sunflowers… But it's funny too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 69,584 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 6/27/2013 - N. Italy, Russia - Complete
Ten-Day Drama Challenge by ShipShippingShips reviews
Lovi and Feli are new at Hetalia high. While Feli is having fun, Lovi is busy trying to get a certain green-eyed boy off his tail. Meanwhile, Elizabeta, the drama teacher, along with Roderich, the music teacher, will try to get her high school ships to sail with on big project. Rated T for language and FRANCIS XD Ships: Spamano, UsUk, Gerita, Sufin, and A LOT MORE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Little Sunflower by Terminally Introverted reviews
When Yao goes to pick up his brother Kiku from his job at the hospital, he gets lost in the psychiatric ward. There, he runs into Ivan- an impatient suspected to have borderline personality disorder. Ivan is instantly infatuated. Yao is asked to visit Ivan as unconventional therapy, and what was supposed to be a job turns to much more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,859 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Russia, China - Complete
Awfully Fond by makotot reviews
It's APH yuri week 2K15! February 8TH to 14TH, and each day has a new prompt, featuring the ladies of Hetalia as well as some Nyo!talia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Complete
Around The World by addledwalrus reviews
Based on AngieChild's 100 prompts. I'll do my best to include each character if possible. Current Chapter: Pen and Paper
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 29,725 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Austria, Hungary
NorBela One-Shot Drunk Hugs by TeamFreeWillIdjits reviews
Thanks to an amazingly stupid idea from Denmark, all the nations are trying to get a drunk Norway to admit who he loves! And the result is rather unexpected!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Iceland, Norway, Belarus - Complete
How To Catch An American by after-midnightmunchies reviews
Arthur's got a plan to ask Alfred to the Valentine's Dance - slip a love note into his locker. Classic! But when a mix-up leaves him dateless, in swoop the BTT to save the day... hopefully! (For USUK Sweethearts Week Day #4 on Tumblr)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [America, England/Britain] France - Complete
Living Arrangements by TheWeaverofWorlds reviews
HIATUS. Lukas needs a place to stay, so he moves into a rental home where he meets Mathias. Unfortunately he has to share a room with the obnoxious youtuber, who decides to make vlogs at odd hours of the day. Not to mention his viewers 'ship them', what does that even mean? Lukas ends up going on some weird adventures with his new housemates, not all of them as bad as he feared.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015
HongIce- Hospital Kisses by TeamFreeWillIdjits reviews
Hong Kong is in the hospital and Iceland is feeling guilty, feeling as if it his fault he's in the hospital. Can he make it up with a few hospital kisses?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2015 - South Korea, Hong Kong, Iceland, Norway
New Year's Kiss by Cheetay reviews
Denmark is tired of Norway dodging his advances and devises a plan to find out whether the Norwegian returns his feelings, or truly hates him. New Year's countdown! Rated for mild swearing, slightly suggestive scenes, etc. Lots and lots of pairings and characters; I tried to have fun with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Prussia, Norway, Denmark - Complete
A Thousand Situations by Hypocritical Romantic reviews
A thousand situations, but we'll get there eventually! HongIce drabbles. Man up: "I didn't raise you to be a wuss." Morning Troubles: "I'm here to apply to be your new roommate." Magic Touch: "You're mine now, and I'll kiss you to my heart's content." Love Potion: "Ew, don't smile like that, it's creepy."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] Norway
Italy's Really Weird Dates by dumbdumpbadumpa reviews
A collection of drabbles about different lunches Italy has shared. Gelato, Cookies, and Purposals with Germany, Chair sharing with Japan, and Hiking with America. Gerita, Itapan, Ameita...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 6/4/2013 - N. Italy
The Dark Nordics by Dalasport reviews
She had been living with the Nordics for a while now and was quite happy where she was. But Now they are all acting strange and end up asking her a question. A question that can determine what happens next in her life. Answer it wrong and it's almost guaranteed that things will get bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Finland, Iceland, Norway, Denmark
To Our Dear Nations by whywasilikethis reviews
Ever wondered what your favorite nations are up to? Have you wanted to ask them something, or even just say hello? Perhaps now is your chance, if you'd like. The nations have decided that they would like you, the reader, to send them letters of virtually anything and everything. You can ask any one of them, and they will be sure to answer you right away! Care to send one ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,013 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014
You Do You by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Tino is short, cute, and eager to prove his badass cred, while all Berwald wants to do is order ice cream without scaring the work-study clerk at the student union. Brought together by fate (and minor car troubles), these two students try to teach each other how to change but end up learning a very important lesson. AKA College AU SuFin being dorks & having no chill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/5/2015 - [Finland, Sweden]
Infectious Boredom by ilurrrverussia reviews
Due to the cold and icy weather outside, four of the Nordics decide to play a game to see who can make Sweden smile first. Please expect a very bored and wild Norway! Pairings: SuFin, hints of NorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Romeo and Wait Who? by Rain-Tech reviews
Gilbert and Matthew are working in the fall play together, as the leading roles of a rather famous play "Romeo and Juliet" and Matthew... is Juliet. How awkward can things possibly get between the two before they start to develop feelings for each other? PruCan, Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014
The Maple Leaf Crown by gabbysqueek reviews
A CanadaXLiechtenstein fanfiction where Switzerland finally has to answer to the countries for his numerous shootings. Instead of bringing Liechtenstein to the meeting, he has Canada watch her. (They forgot to invite Canada to the meeting, poor guy.) What will happen when Switzerland's sentence is more serious than anyone could imagine? This is my first story, fanfiction style R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,364 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Canada, Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Not a Lady by Kate Marley reviews
What does Austria do when his boss questions his masculinity? He calls Hungary mannish. Of course, he doesn't mean it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Naturally Hopeless by ravengal reviews
Germany and Italy are the dorks of the romance world... so what happens when they decide to get intimate? Things get hilariously awkward, that's what. GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
International Chatroom by TheBookwormsAreComing reviews
Japan has created a forum where he and the other Axis can chat and stuff. With the help of Korea, I have successfully hacked into it and have gained unlimited access to their conversations! Rated T for France, infrequent swearing and... ehh, references. Maybe implied pairings. Enjoy WARNING: THERE IS A LOT OF CRACK. Seriously.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014
Room Number 8 by littlecleocat reviews
Arthur is sent to a two year boarding school to make him "Un-gay". Of course this notion is ridiculous, but what can happen when a whole bunch of gay boys get put in dorm rooms together? It all starts with the spark of what will happen in room number 8. Yes, there are many M rated chapters, some pairings are: PruCan, ItaGer, Spamano, SuFin, USUK. (**discontinued at the moment**)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
BuzzFeed Presents by the-literalist reviews
Alfred convinces his best friend Arthur to participate with him in BuzzFeed's newest video sensation: 'Guy Friends See Each Other Naked For the First Time', and things get a little steamier than either of them anticipated! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [England/Britain, America] Japan, Hungary - Complete
Swimming Pool by RaindropsOnMyTeaCup reviews
FrUK one-shot. The bloody frog wasn't answering his phone, so Arthur decided to push open the gate that led to the Frenchman's swimming pool. The way he sliced through the water was captivating, but then again, Arthur always found himself entranced by Francis. *really bad summary* Rated T to be really safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Never Alone by WhatEverIEndUpCallingMyself reviews
Allies (including Matthew) and Axis (with Gilbert, Lovino and Toni) are all human teenagers sleeping round Arthur's house while his parents are away with Alfred coming up with the idea of watching some horror movies, what could go wrong? Turns out everything from life changing to life shattering results. Deaths! Pairings! (UsUk, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan & a dash Franada, RoChu)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [America, England/Britain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Puffins by sve-aph reviews
Human AU with little Iceland and older brother Norway, short slice of life story that I didn't intend to write. Iceland's just learning to walk and Norway can't cook and Iceland hasn't really learned any words... yet... I dunno it's pretty cute though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Madness DenNor One-Shot by TeamFreeWillIdjits reviews
Denmark has done many, many terrible things to Norway... What happens if Norway cracks under his rule?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Norway, Denmark
Swimming Lessons by otakuphiar reviews
After an accident in the pool, Alfred feels guilty. He decides to teach Arthur how to swim. USUK, one-sided FrUK. Rated T because I was paranoid and there are swears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [England/Britain, America] France - Complete
Hetalia Couples React to Rated M Fanfictions by Raven G. Black reviews
What the Hetalia couples would say if they actually read rated M fanfictions on them. Rated T for language and suggestive comments.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/20/2013 - England/Britain, France
The Merry Misadventures of Poland and Lithuania by Shi Knoll reviews
A series of oneshots. Requests for specific oneshots in this series are gladly accepted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Poland, Lithuania