My Little Pony all they way!!!!!XD

All IN PROGRESS STORIES ARE ON HIATUS EXCEPT FOR PRINCESS AND THE HOLLOW, EVERYTHING ELSE WILL CONTINUE TO BE REGULARLY UPDATED DURING THE SUMMER.

Warning: If you want to talk to me, don't email me, i'll never answer you. pm me instead =:)

Name: The Little Mermaid(think about it, if your smart, you'll get it)

Gender: Do I look like a guy? I'm offended by your blindness!!!

age: 10-infinity(mwahahaha!!!! you shall never guess!)

Has everyone seen the Hunger Games yet! I was glad, it stayed true to the book, my friend and I were crying when Rue died, and gave her the salute through our tears. I loved it!!!!! Josh Hutcherson, you did o.k. i won't murder you, your o.k. in my book... for now XD

Favorite books: (this is more of a favorite authors cuz when i find a book i ike i read everything by that author that is age appropriate of course;))

Rick Riordian (pjo, hoo, rp)

Margaret Peterson Haddix (Ive read all of her books, Double Identity Claim to Fame, Escape from Memory, Turn About, Just Ella Palace of Mirrors, House on the Gulf, Missing Series, Takeoffs and Landings, running out of Time)

Meg Cabot (Princess Diaries, Teen Idol, American Girl, Abandon, etc.)

Herbie Brennan (Faerie Wars Chronicles)

Melissa Boie (Princess Plot, Pricess Trap etc. )

Jessica Day George (still have a few left)

Sarah Beth Durst (Enchanted Ivy, Into the Wild, Out of the Wild)

Gail Carson Levine (Fairest, Ella Enchanted, Ever)

Kelly Armstrong (Darkest Powers) chloe and derek

Blue Bloods (JKJKJKJK dude, that series friggin sucks!!!!)

Witch & Wizard- was i the only one disappointed with the ending of the second the book? *sigh*

Maximum Ride- anyone else seriously disappointed with the way the second series turned out? Especially Nevermore...

Hunger Games!!!! Team Peeta all the way LOL!

One more thing, I HEART BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ICHIHIME all the way!!!!!!

Has anyone else read the new chibi series??? It's so friggin adorable!!!!!

Here are some other Things im currently obsesed with:

finding good shoju mangas

watching anime, especially hetalia and some shoju... (I'm Sealand!!!:D)

playing sporcle

drawing

Marching band

Winter guard

Spinning Rifle

Spinning Flag

Spinning my broom when its raining and its the only thing i can possibly spin inside the house...

writing awesome notes

trying to survive my highschool life

so if you have any suggestions just pm me, I take requests for one-shots, crackfics, and songfics

and plz check out my polls i have very hard hitting stuff up there *teehee*

also check out 2late2begin i havent read her fanfic but her original story is awesome and im trying to get her to post on fiction press!!!!!!!!!!!

here is the link that you should listen to if you are reading Angel's Evil Plan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5DsLzSVrk

Here's some very inspirational quotes that i think everyone will love, or hate, depends on your swasomeness!!!!;)

"I don't need a job, my dad pays me to stay out of the house, and to not text my dog!"

austin and ally fic

"I'll take the bow... Just kidding"

Peeta Mellark in the Hunger Games Movie

"My name is Captain Terror. Captain, as in the captain of a ship, and then terror as in T-E-R-O-R!"

Maximum Ride The Manga, volume 3 (no that's not a spelling error XD)

"Geez, don't tell my parent's they aren't missionaries, they would be crushed, you know doing the lord's work and all."

Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever

"There was a rumbling in my tummy that only hands could satisfy."

Carl in llamas with hats episodes one

"I'm scared, because when I was little I saw a shower!"

one of my bffls while hiked up on sugar

"One more monster crawls inside but i swear i saw it die"

lyrics to faceless by Red

"I must confess that i feel like a monster,I, I, feel like monster"

lyrics to Monster by Skillet

"There gonna be like 'Jacksonville, do you feel like a monster?' and we're gonna be like, whaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"

my fail impression of Skillet's introduction to Monster, in an awesome live concert

"Give me your heart for the one's forgotten ones that are far beyond my reach, give me your eyes so i can see,"

lyrics to Give Me Your Eyes by Brandon Heath

"We were born to embrace not except it, we were given nothing more till we kept it, as the colors of our boots keep fading, we led a life that we hate without saying."

lyrics to Let Us Love by Need to Breath

"Like the bunny on the screen, i feel so energized"

lyrics to Burn For You by Tobymac

"headlines read like a warning, we're under attack. Feel's like I'm leaving Eden"

lyrics to Leaving Eden by Brandon Heath

"monster,how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window"

monster by meg & Dia

"it's a pocket knife, not a gift from god"

Dia Frampton, I Love the Broken Ones

Here's the best song in the world, cleaned up a lil bit, Enjoy!!!!

Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean, making a commotion, because they are so awesome

Narwhals, Narwhals, really big and really white, beat a polarbear in a fight

Like an underwater unicorn, they've got an awesome facial horn

They're the jedi's of the sea, stop Carputhle's eating ye

Narwhal's they are Narwhals, oops dont let em get to close

Narwhals, they are Narwhals, inventors of the shishkabob

This is the entire script from a brilliantly made show called llamas with hats, seriously, go look it up on you tube! i have almost all four episodes memorized XD *dont*rub*in*my*failness*

Paul: Carrrrrrrl! why is there a dead human in our living room?

Carl: Oh, wow, uhhhhhh, i don't know

Paul: Carrrrrrrrllllll!!!!!!

Carl: i don't know how this could have happened...

Paul: Carrrrrl!!! What did you do?

Carl: Well, I was upstairs, and uhhhh, i was reading, and i came downstairs, and then i uh came down and saw this human...

Paul: o.O...

Carl: So... i stabbed him thirty-five times in the chest.

Paul: CARRRRRRLLLL!!!!!! that kills people!

Carl: oh, i did not know that :P

Paul: Carl??? What happened to his hands

Carl: hmmm?

Paul: His hands Carl, what happened to his hands???

Carl: I got hungry.

Paul: o.O whaaaa???

Carl: I had a rumbling in my tummy that only hands could satisfy!

Paul: O! Carrrrlllll!!!! whats wrong with you?????

Carl: Well, i kill people, and i eat hands, there's two things

XD, iheartllamaswithhats!!!!!!*Sadly, i'm not the genius who made it up:(*

here are my FaVoRiTe Maximum Ride Characters rated one to twelve, and i answered the questions (did not make these up people!)

1.) Iggy

2.) Fang

3.) Max

4.) Nudge

5.) Gazzy

6.) Total

7.) Ella

8.) Dylan

9.) Angel

10.) Ari

11.) Akila

12.) Sam

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, they should totally make one, it would be cute;)

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nah, to preppy for me, even if I was a guy...

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I knew Dylan was gay!!!!!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yup, I wrote a beautiful JKJK LOLOLOLOL

Killing Justin Beiber is a great one too ;)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pffffffsh, oh yeah, totally :P there day will start out like this

Total: ello emo govna

Fang: shut up stupid talking dog turned boyfriend

Total: now that hurt

Fang: o yeah?

Total: no, don’t cry

Fang: starts sobbing

Total: hehehe, knew he was emo

Total: now dead cuz fang beat him up

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine, it was a fluffy cute brother/sister moment Five/Ten pfffft, *cough*sickos!*cough*

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ella: Mom was right, I should never have loved a gay guy! (and would run out crying)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

It was her fault. But you can’t change the past, he’s gone, and now she will have to regret it, can anyone save Max from her grief, pain, from herself???? Fang can.

(oh yeah, I’m good)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oh dear lord, I really hope not

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Wish I Had Wings

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ummmmmm…………………………………………………….. O.o

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Ermmm duh!!!!!!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope, they should, I’ll ask later

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I really hope not, I would hate to shun one of my BFFLS!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

DAMN YOU MAX!!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A Justin Beiber song, so you know there’s no chance in hell I’ll write it.

17)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Please don’t read if you know what is good for you

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Does it matter??????????? I feel really akward just thinking about this one, almost as akward as the last one :P

19) How emo is 7?

ummmmmm... i have yet to meet an emo prep

HeYlOoKiTkInDaSoRtArHyMes!!!!*

20) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I don’t get humans so unnatural :P

Here's The same thing with the Hunger Game Characters!!!!!

1.) Peeta

2.) Katniss

3.) Finnick

4.) Haymitch

5.) Gale

6.) Prim

7.) Madge

8.) Effie

9.) BeeTee

10.) Rue

11.) Thresh

12.) Buttercup

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

I’m happy to say NOPE!!!!

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Yeah, as hot as pig’s butt

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A hanging

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh dear lord, no

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten Gale/Rue just cuz it would be soooo much less akward

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Madge would have a heart attack!!!!! Buttercup is certainly a player…. TeeHeeHeeHee

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

They never met, but he knew what they would do to her if she ever made it out of there alive. It’s the only way he can live with the fact he’s glad she died when and how she did

I know, it’s a stretch*

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I really hope not…….

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Pets always help the pain

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

o.O do I have to answer?

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Yes, cuz Finnick is finnicking awesome!!!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I’ve seen one, thankfully it was written by someone I didn’t know…..

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I can’t see Rue screaming…

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Beach Came Back *you know what I mean people*

17)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

NOOOOOO NOT PEETA!!!! TURN BACK NOW!!!!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

o.O why am I doing this again????

19) How emo is Seven?

o.O please stop, your just doing this to torture me now!

20) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Dude, That is Screwed up

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT...so...are..you gonna... prove me wrong? Go ahead try

INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY. He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and ...

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So you Believe in GOD?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD Good?

Student : Sure.

Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?

Student : Yes.

Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD Good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent)

Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor : Where does Satan come from?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes. Professor : So who created evil?

(Student does not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, who created them?

(Student has no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor : Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?

Professor : Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold ?

Professor : Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events)

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There is Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light Constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.

Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of

Life : just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey?

Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor, are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class is in Uproar)

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class breaks out into Laughter)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it? . . .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son... Student : That is it sir . . . the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.Don't be afraid to speak out when you are discriminated, judged according to race, abused, and insulted. If you get into a fist fight and lose, you'll still be famous. and you have Albert Einstein on your side

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

ZOMG THIS WAS SO FRIGGIN SCARY! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! YOU HAVE TO TRY IT!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile.