Generic Pedestrian
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Joined 06-11-17, id: 9330362, Profile Updated: 06-13-17

Hey everyone. I see you found my miniscule corner of the internet.

Yay!

You can call me Pedestrian or Lennie but neither of those are my real name.

Some things about me...

Pigs are my favorite animal. I'm Canadian and I have never said 'eh' or 'aboot' Green is my favorite colour I identify as a cardboard box

Fandoms that I am a part of:

Percy Jackson

Harry Potter

I used to be really into Warriors but not so much anymore

I don't listen to very much music but some of my favorites are Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko and DNA by Lia Marie Johnson.

UPCOMING STORIES

P.S. I love you -One shot about Percy sending a letter to Annabeth asking her to forgive him for spending time with Rachel after TLO

No Place Like the Burrow - Just some stories about what's happening at the Burrow in the summer before Half-Blood Prince

All my Fault - I'm still not sure if I'll even upload this one. I wrote out so much of it on paper before I decided to write on here, and it will take a lot of time to rewrite it on here. Sorry.

Half-Blood High - What will happen when all the kids from Camp are thrown into one school. With classes like chemistry and sword fighting, what could go wrong?

Updates will be weekly hopefully.

My least favorite characters ever (in no particular order)

Rachel (PJO)

Dovewing (Warriors)

Piper (PJ)

Jason (PJ)

Hazel (PJ)

Dustpelt (Warriors)

Ferncloud (Warriors)

Leopardstar (Warriors)

Peter Pettigrew (HP)

My favorite characters ever (in no particular order)

Annabeth (PJ)

Hermione (HP)

Neville (HP)

Grover (PJ)

Coach Hedge (PJ)

Luna (HP)

The Party Ponies in general (PJ)

Some ships I like...

FirexSand

Percabeth

NevillexLuna

And the my mind goes blank.

Now let's tell some jokes...

When I see lover's name carved in trees, I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised how many people bring knives on dates.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

The hambulance.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so far I had to take his bike away.

I'd tell a chemistry joke but I know it wouldn't get a reaction..

SOME RANDOM THINGS

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : Has you on speed dial.

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Adios!