G'day mate! I'm just gonna say now, that I'm weird, so get used to it early!

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Jade: Hiya plotbunnies!
Plotbunny 1: Hello! (:
Jade: Do you have any plots for me?
Plotbunny 2: This one here!
Jade: *reads plot* Don't be mean. You know I hate angst. D:
Plotbunny 1: Here's my one! Read it! Read it! :D
Jade: *reads plot* I'm using this one!
Plotbunny 2: *stalks off* *gets a butcher's knife*
Jade: Is he gonna be OK?
Plotbunny 1: Yeah. It's not like he can die or anything.
Jade: OK then. Let's start writing!
*walks away from screaming plotbunny with no head*

...I have no idea where that came from.

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I have something to tell you! I like reviews (even though I don't get many) and I would love it if you told me what you think!
There is only one problem, I can't figure out how to read reviews. So... basically... I fail at life

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.Something random that came into my head:

The boy stood with tears streaming down his face. A lady stood staring at him awkwardly. He saw her staring and exclaimed "Hey! It's my funeral and I can cry if I want to!"
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BTW I like reading the Skulduggery Pleasant series! I want to write a fic about it but I need help. If you like it too PM me and maybe we can write one together. I look forward to it!

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The plotbunnies run from me
I'm a girl and I am tough
Highschool's really, really rough
Next time, why don't you join me
While I torture plotbunnies?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school field trip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when for some strange reason your wardrobe scares you so you have to army roll to your bed from your door. Crazy is hopping to class, and when asked why, you blame it on the bunnies. Even if there were no bunnies. Crazy is when you get into the wrong car when being picked up after school. Crazy is when every time your throat hurts, you hope you somehow turned into a vampire without knowing it. Crazy is when your friend goes up to a blonde, pale doctor, tells him she knows his secret, and you let yourself get dragged out by security with her, and are still her friend. Crazy is when you like to read stories that make your cry. Crazy is when you spend a whole hour wondering how awesome you would be if you were a talking vampire pikachu who was married to Joe Jonas. Crazy is when you are constantly making up new species like the Penguillamaroo and talking in third person and saying na no da at the ends of all your sentences just to throw people off and overusing the word "and" like it's going out of style. Crazy is when you pick up everything that you find on the ground, give it a name and talk to it. Crazy is when you go up to the Principal of your school and yell "Mars bars will rule the world and then they'll rape your children!". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Random copy and pastes!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thought you saw someone you knew on the street and ran up and hugged them only to find out they weren't who you thought they were, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okie dokie! If you didn't know, Readhead Santana (Vicky) and I share a profile called TheAwesomeJadeandTheHumanFire. It's the profile where me and her make crossovers. We already have a few stories in mind. So check it out, you might just find something you like.

Hi! I have a tumblr if you really want to know.

I'm Witch-of-alternate-universes and i would love it if you came and talked to me!

Ciao mates!