I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Prophesies complete, an immortal Dragonborn and her vampire best friend are left to their own devices. The result? A jointly ruled empire of Nirn that spans the stars. So when Batarians are chased through relay 314 by the Turians into Imperial space, all oblivion breaks loose. How will the Galaxy of Science hold up to the Empire of Magic, Especially one ruled by the Dragon Queens?

Vernon and Petunia buy SAO for Dudley, but decide to test if it's safe using Harry. Now trapped in the game, Harry is confused and scared at first...but it turns out to be the greatest thing that ever happened to him when Asuna finds him all alone... No Kirito. Kirito is boring, bland and I don't like him.

He was known as the Wrath of Odin, Zeus' Rage... and monster, But yet, all he desired was to redeem himself in the eyes of the world that had seen him as nothing but a monster. Defending several Conduit children, he holds up against the militia in a final act of redemption. But just as death comes for him... a pink haired mage calls for a familiar.

After being fired for a clear disregard of teamwork and human life, a single RED Sniper finds brief employment with a notorious criminal, only to be arrested the same night in a place he doesn't understand nor recognize. However, after a deal with an interesting head teacher of a prestigious warrior academy, the Sniper is given the job of supply teacher. What could go wrong?

Arisato Minato sacrificed himself to prevent the fall, however he was definitely not expecting to suddenly appear in a different world to be the familiar of an over aggressive loli. FoZ/Persona 3 crossover. DISCONTINUED.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

Have you ever wondered how our favorite zombie killing crew would react if they were a team at Beacon? Follow them as they try to find out where they are and how they can get back home. This is not the end of them, this is just the start. COVER IMAGE DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Earth and Remnant now share an interdimensional link. Beacon is flooded with hopeful students of all backgrounds, desperate to prove themselves in an unforgiving world. Amongst all the brave attempts to show off and gain fame, there are a few teams who just...don't care. These teams are known as JJRS and JKLJ; Judgers, and Jacklodge. This is how they deal with Beacon life.

We left Earth in the hopes of finding a new home. Now we come back and are shocked at what we find.

"When thou gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into thee." That was exactly how Louise felt when she turned her eyes upon the familiar she just summoned. This was no knight in shining armor... This was a monster. Brimir's balls, he's really tall. (Warning: Shoujo-Ai pairing, deal with it.)

(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)

After spending two years in a blocky version of the Earth, Benjamin Alvarez is called upon to serve as the Gandalfr of old - a master of weapons and warfare. Drawn into the politics of Halkeginia, it will take all of Ben's cunning and willpower to survive the coming storm.

To protect his Pokemon from harm Arceus has moved most of his worlds pokemon, and most of the "worthy" "humans" to Equestria in hopes that they can live in peace, but peace is often harder to obtain than one might think, especially when the humans, or, former humans as it is, aren't all too happy with what he's done.

I have a new land to explore, but this time I haven't been thrown into the deep end. This time I'm an experienced miner and swordsman, and I'm already the Hero of Terraria. This is a chance to start again. But the Guide had to come along too, didn't he?

The stage is finally set with bad blood and unforgivable actions. How will this turn out? I certainly don't know!

AU. Twilight Sparkle travels to Canterlot to investigate why Princess Celestia has been acting distant lately. Faced with a harsh discovery, she finds a new friend in Princess Luna. But can their new friendship survive Luna's insecurities?

The Blacksmith wasn't anything special. She just crafted weapons. It's what people do with the weapons that make this story.

Britain burns in the wake of the war between the light and dark. In a final attempt to kill him, Voldemort casts an experimental spell. It fails to kill Harry and he is sent to a world infested by abominations called grimms. There he meets the eccentric headmaster of Beacon Academy, and a group of girls with the hope to become huntresses. Harry/? Pyrrha/Juane Nora/Ren

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.

At the end of the Second Great War, The Queen of Blades has been pushed into a corner, But this time she has a choice, face her destiny or give Fate the bird and jump into a green portal. My first fan fiction; Season 2 IS OUT! Mature rating due to mild sexual content, crude language, blood/gore and violence. Discretion Advised. OOC Kerrigan/Zerg; Balanced Kerrigan/Zerg

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

One of the Yith attempts to warn his fellows of impending doom.