DiabolicDreamer
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Joined 10-01-14, id: 6163425, Profile Updated: 07-08-16
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

"Deed's are fruits; Words are leaves." This was once said by an unknown Englishman. It is one of my favorite sayings and is something I try to uphold even though it's hard and I do not always succeed. I have a very busy life outside of fanfiction so I might not always be able to upload on a set schedule so I will not make one. I will however, do my best to upload twice a month - sometimes it will be more, other times it might only be once or not at all. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions - about my stories in general or about when I will upload next or anything.

For the stories in my favorites list, these are the stories that moved me the most. Some of them I can only read once a year because they make me cry that much. Others I need to read once a week for the laugh they give me. Some of them I believe are under recognized because they make you cry and not many people like to cry. As a person with severe ADD and moderate ADHD as well as mild dyslexia and a slew of other things, I will have to be able to read them multiple times cover to cover. If it starts out great but I can't read it after a certain point, it will not be on there. As a reader, I'm always looking for new stories to read. If you have any suggestions - I like all genre's - feel free to PM me with a list and we can start a conversation about them once I've read them or even while I'm reading them. I love intelligent debates about stories and other things.

Thank you for your time!

DDreamer

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Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,574 - Follows: 12,350 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 3,147 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,887 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,624 - Follows: 1,849 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Prank Mistake by shadowdweller25 reviews
What happens when a prank goes wrong? ...Harry ends in the past is what! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,288 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bleeding Love by Tango Dancer reviews
15 years ago, they sealed him away never to see the light again. Now that his innocence has been proven, they want him back, but what they find is a broken man. Will they manage to get over the secrets and get his trust back after all the pain? LV/HP/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 727 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Cardiomyopathy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 322 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,824 - Follows: 1,423 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,520 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 670 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 1,196 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Long Time, Old Story
'Come with us,' he told me. 'We can find a place where you belong.' 'Isn't that against the Clan treaty' My eyes narrowed as I spoke. 'Let us just say, that by helping you we will gain a revenge most marvelous for our Clan.' He laughed and as he walked away, I knew I would follow...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Team Seven, OC
To Be Mary reviews
Mary was an odd child to say the least... Well rounded but keen on the idea of living a life in the working class. While the world around her changes, she stands still. After finally making a change herself, what happens when everything she had held onto disappears?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Severus S., OC
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