i hate mornings ...the mornings are evil -_-

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time

95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4% would yell JUMP. If you are the 1% that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[X]You love hoodies.

]You love jeans.

]Dogs are better than cats.

[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yeah it's mean. I know!)

[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.

[X]Shopping is torture.

]Sad movies suck.

] You own/ed an X-Box.

[X] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

]At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

[X]You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (That was a weird time)

]You watch sports on TV.

] Gory movies are cool

]You go to your dad for advice.

]You own like a trillion baseball caps.

]You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

[X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

[X] Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth.

[X] Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher

DORA, THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

Important Life Lessons From Warriors

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing!

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Running into tunnels solves all problems.

The fastest cats are definitely almost always starving.

THE WARRIOR FAN'S OATH

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Put this on your page if you're a true Warriors fan!

Fairy Tail Quotes

Fear is not evil. it tells you what your weakness is and once you know your weakness you can become stronger as well as kinder -Gildarts of Fairy Tail

Tears are how our hearts speaks when your lips cannot describe how much we've been hurt -Wendy Marvel

It's not the good byes that hurt but the flashbacks that follow -Gray Fullbuster

When people realize how lonely it is being on their own they will become kind - Mirajane Strauss

something(s) Fairy Tail taught me

The prettiest smile hides the most secrets, the prettiest eyes shed the most tears, the kindest hearts felt the most pain.

Never give up, never give up on family, friends, anything you believe in

You know your a Fairy Tail fan if yes turns into Aye Sir!!!

Inuyasha Quotes

Never give up if you want to try never wipe your tears if you want to cry, never settle for the answer if you still want to know, never say you don't love him if you can't let him go

It's funny when someone breaks your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

avatar the Last airbender quotes

Life happens wherever you are whether you make it or not - Uncle Iroh

I'm not looking for anyone's approval I know who I am -Toph Bei Fong

It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive -Avatar Aang

Zuko you must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self only then will your true self reveal itself -Prince Zuko

I know sometimes it hurts more to hope then it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won't stop caring -Katara

Some friendships are so strong they can transcend lifetimes -Avatar Roku

Instead of seeing what they want you to see, you gotta open your mind to the possibilities -king Bumi

Love is brightest in the dark -Katara

When love is real it finds a way - Avatar Roku

Ways You are Like Toph: (bold the ones you are!)

1. You punch or whack people when they act stupid. (Just ask Inulover37)

2. You love fights and laugh when people get hurt, but you're not sadistic. A lot.

3. You're tough!

4. You always point out people's flaws or mistakes.

5. You have a crush on a guy who doesn't know you like him, but you hide it by making fun of him.

6. You are NOT a girly-girl!

7. You like to walk barefoot. You HATE wearing shoes.

8. You're sarcastic a lot.

9. You pick your nose, pick your toes, burp, and spit.

10. You hate flying. Especially on ten-ton flying bisons

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

I'm on the Avatar: The Last Airbender Diet:

For breakfast I have papayas and onion and banana juice

For lunch I have White Jade Tea and sea prunes

And to top it all off, for dinner I have catus juice and a big bowl of friendly mushrooms

Copy and paste this to your profile if you're an Avatard

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars - see if they slow down.

2. Page Yourself over the intercom - don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field of all your checks, write For Unicorns

7.Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with The Prophecy'.

8. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'.

9. Skip down the hall, rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!!'

19. Tell your children over dinner,'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

If you “pinky promise” to practice two or more of these whenever you can, copy and paste this to your profile. XD

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.

But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A friend would bail you out of jail.

But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.

Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"

But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.

But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you.

But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

Friends are only through high school and college.

But, best friends are for life.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN, that was fun!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cartswhen they arent looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronis to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask

"why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look write into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.

12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetel position and scream...

''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE .YOU KNOW YOU DID SO POST IT OR ELSE

GIRLS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

You Know You Are Obsessed With Hetalia When...

Social Studies is the best class. Ever.

Prussia is a true country who deserves to be on the map

You cry about the Revalutionary War

You have a fangasm whenever your social studies teacher mentions any of the countries

You constantly call countries "Him, her, she, he ect" or "Alfred, Arthur, Ivan, Kiku, Ludwig, Lovino, Antonio etc"

You decide which of your friends would be which countries

You call all polar bears "Kumijuro"

You say Who? whever someone talks about Canada

You can never hear the words "Vital regions" without bursting in giggles

You know so much more about History from Hetalia than you know from class

You can never talk about countries invading each other anymore without it sounding dirty

Because of Spamano, you love tomatoes now

You believe Flying Mint Bunny is real

Your Social Studies textbook is a bunch of fanfictions. Some of them crappy, others amazing

Sunflowers, tomatoes, pianos, Frying Pans, chicks, and other random objects make you think of Hetalia

You are convinced that the Revoluntionary War didn't need to happen

You now picture Alfred as an icon for America, not uncle sam

You know how to save the earth if aliens invade- use those felt-tip pens!

World Peace is a must

Prussia must become a country again

You get really really annoyed at classmates when they pronounce countries' names wrong

You look the map and start laughing, because it looks like a social gathering

You are a History nerd- and proud to be one

You never say Pasta anymore, you say "PAAASSTTAAAA!!"

You say "Kolkolkolkol" "Ve" "Kesesese" "Aru" "Da" "Ohononon" or any other

You think all French are perverts

You want to learn different languages

Thanks to Romano, you can cuss pretty well in Italian

You sing the character songs all day, every day