WolfSpirit896
Author has written 1 story for Hobbit. Hey there! Not much to say about me, just your typical Lord of the Rings/Hobbit fan. I do not own the following... whatever you call those things. Choose fifteen characters. They can be characters you own, characters your friends own, and/or official video game/movie characters. Feel free to pick and mix. You must answer what you think the specified character(s) would do in each situation. No cheating; you can't switch them around for any questions.
4 invites 15, 5, and 1 to a pajama party at their house. What happens? Legolas invites Smaug, Bofur, and Kili to a pajama party at his house. First of all, Thranduil would not be happy with his son. Legolas would get into a fight with Kili (over Tauriel), Smaug would burn everything and everyone, and Bofur would stand on a barrel and start singing. 10 is taking a shower and forgets to lock the door. 2 walks in. What is their reaction? Thranduil is taking a shower and forgets to lock the door. Thorin walks in... Ok, I swear this was not done on purpose. They would start yelling at each other and Thorin is scarred for life. 8 and 9 get married. Tauriel and Boromir get married. Uh.. let's just say that Kili is not happy, and neither is Legolas. And why? Just why? Out of everyone he could choose, why Tauriel? 4 gets run over by a car. 14 finds 4 lying in the middle of the road. How does the situation go? Legolas gets run over by a Bilbo: Uh, What's this elf doing here? Radagast: *slow chuckle* Thorin: Leave him. He's an elf. Bilbo: Okay... *drags him off the path* Is he still alive? Thorin: Who cares? I told you, he's an elf. 6, 10, 9, 12, 3, and 1 are on a rollercoaster. Aragorn, Thranduil, Boromir, Pippin, Fili, and Kili are on a rollercoaster. Thranduil is disgusted by the two dwarves, Boromir is being extra clingy to Pippin, who is trying to goof off with Fili and Kili. The three of them are having the time of their lives, and Aragorn's just kind of there. Everyone gangs up on 6. Does 6 stand a chance? Everyone gangs up on Aragorn. Well, he kind of does... oh wait, there's Smaug on that... ok FINE. He doesn't... :( 1 hits 14. Why? Kili hits Bilbo. Probably because Bilbo said that Thorin was more majestic than him. 8 hosts a talent show. Who shows up and why? Tauriel hosts a talent show. Kili and Legolas show up, for obvious reasons. 12 invites 14 to go shopping. How does their day go? Pippin invites Bilbo to go shopping. They spend the day talking about mushrooms and other hobbit-like things. 1 opens a door and finds 5 and 3 together. What happens after that? Kili opens a door and finds Bofur and Fili together. Kili: Why didn't you invite me? *sad face* Fili: Uh... I dunno. You have to stay at someone's house for a day. You must choose between 13, 2, 9, and 10. I must choose between Elrond, Thorin, Boromir, and Thranduil. Probably not Thranduil... You know what, if I did go to Thranduil, it would be to annoy Thorin. But it would most likely be Thorin. Or Boromir or Elrond. I could mess with Elrond... Or stay with Boromir... GAH! I can't decide! But if I couldn't mess with Elrond, it would probably be Boromir. 8, 1, and 2 get stuck in a small room together. Tauriel, Kili, and Thorin get stuck... That is possibly the worst combination ever. Tauriel and Kili would... get on Thorin's nerves. He would be as far away from them as possible, maybe trying to convince Kili to come back to the Light side of the force. It's 11's birthday. 11 invites 2, 1, 5, and 13. They play a game of Twister. How does it go? It's Merry's birthday. He invites Thorin, Kili, Bofur, and... Elrond? The game goes pretty well, except Thorin keeps trying to strangle Elrond (for being an elf). Fili: *barges in* Hey, why wasn't I invited? Merry: Well, you see... I don't know. I don't know any of these people, okay? Except for Elrond. I know Elrond. He's cool. Thorin: TRAITOR! 3 and 6 go out on a date. Fili... and Aragorn... Nope. That's just... no. 14 and 3 kiss. 6 gets angry. Why? Bilbo and Fili kiss. Aragorn gets angry because... he ships Thilbo Bagginshield? 6 dies a tragic death. Everyone attends the funeral. How does everyone feel about 6's death? Aragorn... NO!!! WHY? Everyone who knew him was miserable, but half the characters had no idea who he was so they're like... "Uh.. who's that?" 8 finally confesses their love to 7. Tauriel finally confesses her love to... Gandalf? Gandalf laughs and runs away with Galadriel. EVEN THOUGH SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED. 6 captures 2. 6 phones 8 and demands something from them in order to let 2 go. What does 6 demand? Aragorn captures Thorin (because he was bored) and phones Tauriel. He demands... I don't know. Maybe Kili, just to mess with Thorin. But he wouldn't let Thorin go. It's too fun to mess with him. Kinda like Elrond. Thorin: Let me go! Aragorn: No! I'm gonna phone an elf so she can give me your nephew... Thorin: No! Not... Fili? Or Kili? Aragorn: I dunno. *pulls out phone* Thorin: No! I refuse to let you contact the elves! Aragorn: *puts in phone number* I just did. And my girlfriend's an elf. Thought you would want to know. Thorin: WHY? JUST WHY? 1 and 4 are trapped. Only one of them can escape. Kili and Legolas are trapped... Oh, Mahal. WHY MUST I CHOOSE? I honestly don't know who would escape. Actually, I think Legolas would be more likely to escape. After all that, 2 and 13 relax with childish activities. Thorin and Elrond relax with childish activities. Thorin: *holds up wooden sword* Die, evil dragon! Elrond: *covers head* Why do I have to be the dragon? Thorin: Cause I have the sword! Elrond: Gimme that! Thorin: No, you're an elf. Elrond: Racist! Thorin: ELF! *hits with sword* Elrond: *tackles* Me: *watches them tussle on the ground* We'll just leave it at that... *walks away* |
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