Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

Voldemort wins the war and pureblood men get a slave each from the losing side. When Draco gets the mudblood Granger all his fantasies come true. SEXUALLY GRAHIC SCENES Nonconsensual and heavy explicit language DMHG, pure smut/explicit sex scenes HG/OTHERS, DM/OTHERS, DMHG/OTHERS

Riley leaves, but why?

When Hermione Granger makes up a boyfriend who doesn't attend Hogwarts, one Slytherin isn't happy. Draco Malfoy won't stand for the rumors that are spreading—because he's the only one who can claim his girlfriend.

When Harry doesn't show up for Christmas dinner at the Weasleys, Hermione goes to investigate. When she discovers Harry's secret, she gets a bit more than she bargained for. Rated M for holiday lemons! HARMONY. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

"A good Catholic girl wouldn't do that." She told him, keeping up her 'innocent girl' act. "A good Catholic girl also wouldn't tie her boyfriend to her parent's bed and ride him like a wild stallion." Dramione as two alone, good catholic teenagers ;). Muggle AU. Three shot. Contains blasphemy, sacrilege, questionable role-playing, and straight up smut.

A young Spider-Man is left home for a week without Aunt May, and Black Widow takes it upon herself to assure his safety. However, things escalate when a certain attraction forms between the two. WARNING: This has a crap ton of...well, basically sin and disease.

Dan and Blair get busy. ALL over New York. My smutty take on how Dan and Blair come to find their "groove." Season six will never exist in this world. Nor will the crap-tastic portion of season five. Not much plot. MATURE.

Jealousy and misunderstandings can make one do silly things. Luckily for Hermione, Draco is there to set her straight. [Warnings: Sexual Situations, Language, Adult situations]

Natasha's many skills never cease to amaze Steve. Above them all, her ability to find new ways to confuse him is beyond unbelievable. Being a knight in shining armor, he rushes to save his damsel in distress. Sort of. Set in The Age of Chaos universe, where the events of AoU were influenced by Wanda's magic, therefore, not considered or simply forgotten. Romanogers one shot.

Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!

Prompt Fill. Henry walking in on Regina while she was 'pleasing' herself with a vibrator or something? And then have him awkwardly walking out and then once Regina is all cleaned up and dressed, she goes to Henry's room and finds him taking care of things while thinking about his mother? INCEST Believer Queen. Written with askandiwilllie

Henry mistakenly uses magic in a moment of passion, creating a problem for Regina that they need to solve together. Incest warning.

Based on the saying "the morning after the night before." Co-written with askandiwilllie, whose page you can find it on as well. Incest warning. Believer Queen.

Regina/Henry Believer Queen incest. Prompt inside. DO NOT OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ INCEST.

Harry is going through a tough time after finding out that Ginny had been cheating on him for a while. Hermione steps in during Harry's time of need and offers the support and comfort Harry needs most.

Independent series of one shots, all centered on Harry and Hermione. Each can be read as a stand-alone story/episode. Mostly M in nature, won't go any lower than T, for sure. Focuses on the 'hypothetically romantic' aspects of their relationships, i.e., what can be and is an outlet for the frustrations of a Harmony shipper. Will contain content M/MA rated. Discretion is advised.

Trory smut. Rory and Tristan have some fun... everywhere. COMPLETE

Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!

Out of anger, Hermione bets Lavender that she can be the School Slut. The stakes are high. Does Hermione have it in her? Can she hook-up with 30 guys in 2 months? Major lemons.

Hermione Granger never liked family gatherings. She was always plain bookworm with no business ambitions, her cousins always more perfect than her. That image is going to change soon! It is not original idea, there are few similar stories in here, believe me, I know. But it was stuck in my head for long time and I gave it a go. One-shot! Reviews are welcome.

natasharomanovs asked you: Could you maybe write a Blackfrost drabble - smutty, obviously - where, instead of Clint becoming possessed by Loki, Natasha is? & Sexy dom/sub shenannigans ensue? ;D natasharomanovs asked you: Hey! dsakljfds. I forgot to ask if you'd put lots of dirty talk in my requested drabble? Ehehe. 3 That'd be gr8, if you could. 333

Room of requirement has a weekly "gathering". Already written one set there - but this will make sense without reading the other. Rated M for a reason - v. descriptive. One shot, lemon, smut. Rough. HermionexDraco - some other characters make an appearance.

Rachel and Puck have a healthy sexual relationship. Rachel gets a call from Quinn late one night that she is pregnant and Rachel has to come get her in LA and bring her to NYC to help her with the pregnancy. What's going to happen to Puckleberry's relationship? Will it get better or will it get complicated? Sucky summery I know.

Problem #1: Katie's drunk. Problem #2: She's trying to seduce James. Problem #3: He kind of likes it. And problem #4? He really shouldn't, because, well, she's drunk. He's trying to resist her, but she's not letting him get away that easily...

Hermione has a Granger family reunion and her relatives are trying to fix her up with her best mate. Weasley Bashing. Harry/Hermione pairing. Mostly fluff and some humour. Not rated M straight away.

Draco comes home early. Dramione. M for reasons. COMPLETE ONESHOT.

After realizing their physical chemistry, Rachel and Sebastian make the deal to become Enemies with Benefits. Smytheberry Fluff/Slight Smut. Klaine. Rated M just in case.

Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!

The full title of this is 'Miss Granger ... up against the wall ... with Professor Snape' but I ran out of space. Does what the title says. Part of a series. Older readers only, please. SS/HG

Cedric and Hermione had a very successful relationship...but what would happen if something happened that caused that success to go down in flames? Follow Cedric and Hermione as they work their way back to that level before everything fellapart.

What happens when Jasper stays behind with Bella to help calm her wedding day nerves while the rest of the boys leave to go out for Edwards's Bachelor party? Smutty goodness One-Shot.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. Draco soon learns that Hermione is more sexual than he thinks and also finds that common rooms are not the best place to fall asleep.

Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!

Puck and Rachel have been dating for two months, and he's been as patient as he possibly can... but one night on the phone, Rachel decides he's been patient enough. Read at your own risk!

The infamous piano kiss revisited. AU. What if Tristan hadn't let Rory slip through his fingers in the breakup, pt 2? What if one kiss wasn't the only thing they shared that night?

One-shot. Draco and Hermione are passing notes in class. I'm not very good at summaries. Rated M for a very good reason.

Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH

Hermione is dating Ron, who doesn't know anything about her. He can't please her and is clueless to that fact. Obviously Hermione has to get what a girl needs from someone. Enter: Our Slytherin Sex God. M for Smut. One-Shot Smutty Goodness. R&R. Complete!

Emmett spends a night trying to forget a fight the best way he knows how. O/S for the UNFmett Contest. Rated 'M' Very VERY 'M!

One-shot, pure smut/lemon. After Jasper almost attacks Bella at her birthday party, he comes to her room to apologize. They try to acclimate Jasper to Bella's scent so that he isn't as affected by her, but their plan goes awry. . .

Troy was jealous of Sharpay and Ryan and he didn't understand why.

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

HGCD: Cedric knows it's silly, but he can't help himself.

Jasper and Bella are home alone. Jasper/Bella. Rating for sexual content. Co-authored with eskaybeki. This was an IM RP that we decided to make into a fic, so it might be slightly OOC. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!

A quick interlude btwn Cedric & Hermione in the library. Hermione waaaaaaats Cedric so badly to....? C/Hr fun from the HCCG arc.

After beings dormmates for so long, Draco is desprate to have a taste of Hermione. Graphic sex scenes. Smut, Lemon. Rated M definatly.

ONESHOT! When Sharpay has to do two different skits in drama with Troy ::skit: love:: and Chad ::skit: jealousy:: the truth about their feelings for her are exposed, and with two kisses she realizes her feelings for one of them. CHADPAY, TROYPAY, RYELLA

Tristan shows Rory why he is called the king of Chilton.

Rory gives something to Tristan that will forever change both their lives. Warning: Somewhat Non-Fluffy and Strong Sexual Content

Rory and Tristan meet again at a party thrown by her grandparents. Set just before junior year of university begins.

Hermione has been having hot erotic dreams concerning Draco Malfoy. Could it be possible that he feels the same way? Warning: MAJOR LEMON.

It's a hot summer's day and Hermione and Draco are stuck in detention. A ONE SHOT fic dedicated purely to smut and a bit of swearing. you have been warned. Please Review!

OH Oneshot! Ron has been away for a while but how much could things have possibly changed? Look out Ron, you've got a shock or two waiting for you...

Hermione teaches Harry how to kiss. Need I say more? Pg13 for light touching and intament moments.