After procrastinating for four years in not actually writing a bio I though 'eeeehhhh... what the hell, let's give this a go.' Maybe eventually I'll even actually publish something (hah! yeah nope that isn't realistically happening).

Anywhom, I'm a 21 year old broke college student that loves the nostalgic vibes I get from this site (hence why I am here).

Likes: Soccer/ training in general, bioluminescence, reading, good food, languages, Anime/animation, acting, morbid shit, art, fighting flamingoes, history, scuba diving, and laughing at others misery (minor miseries only people, YEesh-).

Dislikes: Cucumbers, too much cheese (yes there is such a thing!), not being able to move (i.e. in a crowd, or just annoying dumb shits in front of you that don't know how to walk!), angry polite people (you know who you are, STAAAP!), and assumptions.

Dreams for the future: As paraphrased from my friend reiterating my future goals; 'your outlook on life is so different from mine! I want a stable life, while you're looking to live in a van and go piss in the alleyway with your dog there to protect you.'

ah, tis the life of a person on the rode with minimal funds.

First Fanfic you ever read: Ironic Fate

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, Jarjaxle, The Patient One, Xomniac, Gh0st495, TheDeterminedProcrastinator

THE RULES OF FEMALES

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.