Litha McHeath Poll: Who is your favourite Wolves Of The Beyond character? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 2 stories for Wolves of the Beyond. First of all, I am a wolves of the beyond nerd. If you don't like/never neard of it, get out. Actually stay, and review my stories. (When I write them) I also like Wings of Fire, by Tui T Sutherland. It's great! And Warriors, by Erin Hunter (erin is five people, one of them in Tui!) And Spirit Animals, by, bet you'll never guess!... Tui T Sutherland! And other people that nobody cares about. Lol. VOTE ON POLL! Name: Lauren (Lara for short) Gender: female Age: 14 Home: Ireland Favourite WOTB character: Katria (no judging!) Birthday: litha eve. Thus the name. (21st of December) WOTB name: Litha McHeath Destription: russet colored she-wolf with green eyes. Clan: McHeath. Duh. Pack: Carreg Gaer Status: gnaw wolf (twisted foreleg) Tummfraw: Crooked Back Ridge VOTE ON POLL! Relatives: cheiftain is father (reason for surname) WOF name: Ebony Gender: Female Tribe: NightWing/SkyWing Reason: Half-tribe (mother is SkyWing father is NightWing, lives with SkyWings) Appearance: Black and red scales with poisonous tail (\)_(/) (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination Randomness: "Where's mom?" "I have eaten her." "Where's dad?" "I have eaten him." "Where's my pen?" "Where's the wii remote?" Have you seen my shoe? VOTE ON POLL! Oh that...? I ate it. And so on a so forth "Why did you do that?" "Yeah, why did you do that?" "Yeah, why did you do that?" "Where's the cat?" "She's dead." "Where's the dog?" "She died." "That's stupid," "You're stupid," "That's lame," "Your face is lame." VOTE ON POLL! "Hey, why did you just do that?!" "Yeah, what were you thinking?" "Yeah, what were you thinking?" "Yeah, what were you thinking?" And so on. You're fat (said to a non-fat person) Sitting down on something like a bench* "Hey, do you want to go get some water?" "Yeah, sure." Nothing happens* "Hey, do you want to get some water?" "Yeah, good idea," *nothing happens* if you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: VOTE ON POLL! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile Let me guess; you haven't voted on my poll. If you don't vote RIGHT NOW the McHeaths will come and eat your face. Or your whole head. Or all of you. Whatever! Just vote already! 10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF! VOTE ON POLL! WARRIORS STUFF: Write down 10 random warriors. 1. Feathertail 2. Hawkfrost 3. Silverstream 4. Firestar VOTE ON POLL! 5. Dovewing 6. Hollyleaf 7. Redtail 8. Tigerheart 9. Bluestar 10. Thistleclaw 1. Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing? Dovewing and Silverstream? No way! 2. If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? Bluestar would choose Firestar. She actually knew him (plus I've read lots of fics about them) 3. Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? Thistleclaw and Feathertail fighting over Redtail? No. Just no. (Feathertail would die!) 4. Think of a plot for a love story Involving 2 and 8. Nope. I'm not doing that. 5. What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? Redtail: Who the heck are you and why are you in the warriors den!? Thistleclaw: *kills* 6. Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? . Not realy sure Firestar would do either. 8 he faces the wrath of Sandstorm and 3 faces wrath of Greystripe. Not an easy decision. 7. Has there ever been a fan fiction about 1 and 2? Not that I know of 8. What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? Um... ginger with black patches? 9.What is a pickup line 4 would use on 7? I dunno *scratches head* VOTE ON POLL! 10. If 3 and 6 got in a fight who would 8 side with? Tigerheart would probably just freak out. Warriors Have Taught us These Things Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. (Very, very violently. Like I do!) Cats can have accents. (Cough Purdy Cough) If your girlfriend dies, the initial response is to sleep with her sister (Berrynose...) Old people are funny. (Right, Goosefeather?) No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. (Like when you solve a complex math problem and get it right, but you're also scratching your butt. You're always wrong in some way) Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. (Totally.) Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months. (But-, but-, I don't have a half-brother! =( ) Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil (*cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.) There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included. (Infinite ways) Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is smexy. (Haha, I still have no clue why girls fangirl over Scourge or Ashfur. Or even Tigerstar.) Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone. (Yes. Yes they have) VOTE ON POLL! Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains. (MMAASSIIVVEE bloodstains) If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. (But-!) Its possible to complain about anything. (Haha, did that for a whole day. I complained about eating icecream because it was 'too cold'. Haha) All barn cats are weird. (Very weird) Happy endings are completely unrealistic. (Completly. Like the time I- (TEN HOURS LATER)) No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy. (Jayfeather...) Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. (I agree. I got a better grade working alone on a major project than my friend who worked with four others on the SAME THING) Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. (Mainly because everyone wants to kill you) Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable. (That's why I'm a major MAJOR antagonist! Not just a major antagonist) Life: You don't win. You break even. At best. (Exactly) The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. (*looks at Firestar* Yourself included) The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal. (*pouts*) Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. (Trust me, ours is COMPLETLY messed up) Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. (They are!) Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. (Uh-oh) The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. (Does this count for my sister? She's broad shoulders and can barely lift 20 pounds) Don't mess with beavers. (Or Texas. Mainly Texas) Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. (DRAMATIC!!) Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon. (I know it's true. A lot of people are mad at me, even if there aren't any clouds over the moon) Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. (Totally right at my school) Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good. (I prefer both) If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die. (Yep) If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! (But-!) Lying is the most evil thing ever. (not for meee!) The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end. (Haha) And, if you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. (Well, that one;s not true. ONWARD, SAUSAGE PICKLE ICECREAM MONSTER! DESTROY FOODSTOWNIA!!) COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!! (you don't have to agree with all of them) copy and pasting: Copy and paste if you think Abban is stupid Copy and paste if you think cookies are better than donuts Copy and paste if you're still alive VOTE ON POLL Copy and paste if you're not dead Copy and paste if you love WOTB Copy and paste if you have ever stolen a cookie when you're at home alone Copy and paste if you think Faolan is really over powered Copy and paste if you hate haribo Copy and paste if you were dissapointed when Peril left Copy and paste if you think Briggan's name could have been stolen from WOTB VOTE ON POLL VOTE ON POLL VOTE ON POLL VOTE ON POLL VOTE ON POLL VOTE ON POLL VOTE ON POLL! -Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door. -If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed. |
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