A blonde ninja who changed his job occupation to that of a ramen chef meets an extremely lecherous teenager who will probably be called Oppai Dragon sooner or later. This story devolves from there. Involves subpar grammar, subparier comedy and the subpariest sense of structuring ever.

After Naruto sealed the Jūbi into him, and died from it. He was then pulled from death by Hagoromo to meet someone. And that someone want's to meet and ask for his help. Join Naruto, the new Jūbi jinchūriki, and the new Sekiryuutei, in hopes of fulfilling that certain someones wish in bringing everlasting peace to a world that is plague with war. Rated M. Pairing undecided for now.

Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.

Immortality is a funny thing; some might think it a gift from the Gods themselves. Wouldn't it be wonderful to live forever? To never age? Never die? Would not one call that a blessing? More like a curse. I've died so many times now I've lost count, and yet I keep coming back, with everything intact. Yes, my life is cursed, and yet...I enjoy it. Narutoxharem! No hating, please!

Hero's aren't born, there made just as Villains aren't born either; all it takes is for a single moment in there life to change who they are. There's one hero who is between those two, and the side he joins will effect everything. Naruto X Harem. Crossovers, My Hero Academia X Twin Star Exorcist X One Punch Man. CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED

Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?

Naruto wakes up in an unfamiliar place after a tragic fight with Sasuke. While coming to terms with his present situation, he meets the Shodai Hokage, Senju Hashirama. Hashirama tells him everything. Seeing it as the road to the future his father has entrusted him, he promises to help Hashirama reach his ultimate goal: kill Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Harem (Warning: Full of OCs)

Deep in the bowels of Impel Down, the world's most dangerous criminals are jailed and left to rot within six levels of hell. However, housed in the lowest level of hell, HE is set free. Now, the last remnant of an old era has been set loose upon the world...but why is he so fascinated by ramen? Set during Impel Down Arc and beyond. NarutoxHarem! One Piece! Crossover!

Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.

Sent to a new world by a generous Dragon, what is the Ramen loving Naruto to do? of course what he do best, wreck shit up and ruin the diabolic plans of people who wish to conquer the world! Re-Titled

Naruto Transported to Earth-16 becomes the youngest 'Member' of the League and takes over as Leader for the Team. Rated M to be safe Naruto/Harem. -Complete- Sequel out titled Hero Rising: Next Generation.

Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc

So, Sasuke killed Itachi and Orochimaru, and came back. What's he to do now? Why, whip out the PWNsome camera and start filming the craziness that is home videos...done by Sasuke and Naruto! NOT YAOI. RATED M FOR SWEARING.

After a 'mission', Naruto tries to ask Sakura out after she tries to ask Sasuke out. And like always he gets a punch in the face as an answer. But something else happens. The punch does more than break his face, his 'mask' gets broken also. How will this change things? Also why would Kyuubi want to take advantage of this? Warnings inside. Read them first.

As the Halliwell sisters discover their destiny as The Charmed Ones, they find themselves aided by the one and only Uzumaki Naruto. Connections to their family soon come to light as with Naruto's aid they come to learn their destiny may have been tampered with. Passionate romances and magical wars are just some of the things to come. NarutoxHarem.

AU, heavy smut with plot. Naruto Uzumaki, a proud Shinobi of Konoha with the dream of becoming the Hokage. That is, until he comes across a Succubus in the middle of the night and discovers his true heritage. The road to become Hokage might be farther than ever, when human women, Kunoichi and demonesses of all kinds now lust after him.

What happens when Naruto is banished for the Success of the first Sasuke Retrieval Mission, and gains a new bloodline no one's ever heard of before also a new contract. Rated M for cursing, possible sadism, and sexual themes. People under 17 are warned...

For as long as Naruto could remember his life had been dictated by some sort of prophecy or world issue. Not any more. Naruto didn't care how he got a one way ticket to Earthland, he was just going to go with the flow. He was no longer going to be the hero or leader the world needed. He was going to live life as simply Naruto Uzumaki, awesome ninja who loved to kick ass.

After months of being watched and confined within the village, Naruto leaves Konoha and winds up in Kemuri where he becomes the Kaibunkage. NaruSaku. Full summary inside.

Runaway Lucy Heartfilia finally gets to join Fairy Tail, house and school for homeless kids. What she didn't expect was to be brought there by a pink-haired, pyrotechnic black belt with a blue cat, that she might start falling for him, or that this boy could help her solve the mystery behind the golden keys left by her mother that hold a deadly secret. High school ninja AU. Nalu.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

His twin sisters were born with their heritage while he, the older brother appeared normal. But while normal he excelled in all things normal. But what if this human skin was just a shell concealing his birthright? A shell that was already breaking. Large Harem. Powerful. When he releases the beasts within Naruto will be the heir to the throne and the balance will be in his favor.

Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!

During the Naruto's looking at the scroll instead of shadow clone jutsu he finds a teleportation Jutsu first that sends him into the world of To Love Ru in the city of Sainan. Naruto's new life awaits as he becomes more powerful than before and creates his own Harem. Rated M just in case some adult themes happen.

She HATED him. He HATED her. He was popular. She was not. And just when they had the summer break to relax form each other, they ended up seeing each other EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. until one of them snaps. - "You have to kiss me now." - "Says who?" - NaLu AU.

Though she already has a few close friends, there's always room for more in Lucy's life, and so when she and Natsu "click," things quickly start to change. High school AU, mainly NaLu (side Gajevy/Jerza/Gruvia, and lots of female friendship)

It was 4 months until her 3rd publication, and at 24 years old, she decides to bring in the new system - The Lucy Power Project! Goal: Get boyfriend before publication date! AU; NaLu. Review! [[SUMMARY CHANGE]]

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

After Naruto meets Luffy, he gains the Gum-Gum ability. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING HAREM First attempt

What if Naruto comes back completely different? Also not even human hes beyond any league...what could happen. Pairings...you decide. M for language or anything else.

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.

Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Continued from IchaIchaFan with premission. The Kyuubi inside Naruto is driving him crazy with lust, but he try's to get out of the village, he then come's across some Inuzuka dogs who are just as horny...Warning: Contains Beastiality and Yaoi!

Before Naruto can leave for his two and a half year training trip, Jiraiya is called away on a mission by Tsunade. So he gives his apprentice an S-rank jutsu to study to keep him busy while he is away. Little does Naruto know the good deeds he uses the jutsu for will change his life forever. Main couple Naru/Hina Naru/Harem. Chapters 1 and 2 have been betaed.

A slightly different movement utilized by one combatant changed a battle from the encounter that cemented a savior's determination into one that sealed the doom of a planet. But then again, the savior had promises to keep, and he'd be damned before he allowed something as silly as dying to prevent him from keeping them.

(Rewritten) Naruto is hauled to Japan before the grail wars and regressed in age... he takes the main character's role big surprise however, how will this change the story... presenting Jinchuriki Fate/Staynight Rated T, Will change on M later

What if, Naruto didn't drink the sour milk that day. Would he have gotten a kiss from Sakura? What if Naruto paid more attention to Hinata? This is a what if lemon fic that I hope you enjoy. NarutoXHarem very short chapters. HIATUS!

Naruto Uchiha... The son of Hades... Grandson of the Amaterasu... and Great- grandson of the Chaos... Blood of the both Shinto & Greek Gods... Dark Naruto... Smart Naruto...

Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.

Sometimes it's the smallest things that matter the most. A collection of NaruSaku oneshots.

A story filled with NaruSaku lemons in every single chapter. So this is for all you NaruSaku fans who crave for some lemony goodness. Please enjoy each lemon 8D. NaruSaku and lots and lots of lemons. One-shots for each chapter. Chapters are being edited to avoid being deleted because of detailed lemons.

This is set 3 year after the war with the Atatsuki and Naruto is about to get a surprising new teammate to take the Chunin exams finally . NaruxIno ,NaruxHinata , NaruxSaku , NaruxHanabi ....NOT a harem.

What if Naruto had a hidden power that came to be when he fought Mizuki, a bloodline he never knew of? Then he would be known as the Kaze no Arashi, the Wind Storm! A sequel, Futatsu no Pasu, is now up!

It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?

Slight AU: After his impromptu graduation, Naruto is assigned to a team of experienced, powerful, and slightly neurotic genin. Will he become a mighty ninja legend? Or will he die in the dirt?

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

AU Naruto returns from his training trip after 4 years away from Kohona. Jiraiya finally took Naruto's training more seriously. Alternate Shippuuden. Naruto/Harem Warnings for G/V A/S Adopted By Wolf of the lunar moon

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

They're back.

Naruto ends up getting drunk with Jiraiya, Sakura later sees a drunk Naruto head up to the Hokage Mountain, there she hears him confess his feelings about her, his promise, and Sasuke. See what happens when our knucklehead gets drunk and lets go.One-Shot

Those were the last words her teammate said to her. NaruSaku. M rated for slight lemon and adult language. Read second chapter for author's notes

The Sequel to He's Mine: Hinata vs. Sakura

The Battle We've All Been Waiting For.

“The fact that it’s you asking for a book on the mind, and how it works, is disturbing enough to make Madara run in fear. What are you planning?” Naruto then gives a smile that hasn’t been seen since the painting of the Hokage Mountain...

the time has come for this story to be brought out of the vault and get the facelift it deserves

thousands of years ago, Sparta was a great military power, now it's long gone, ninja cover the world, Naruto discovers their power, and his lineage.

The rookie genin get ten days of summer vacation. Can Naruto finally convince Sakura to love him? This is an entry for the The Great Heaven & Earth FanficFanart Contest III, Summertime Edition. The keyword is: summer vacation. NaruSaku, SakuNaru

Naruto is the luckiest guy in konoha. Why? Beacuse of Hyuuga Hanabi. NaruxHana Lots of Lemons

What if Naruto was taken way from Konoha with Itachi?

[Slight AU][Oneshot]There is a myth of a breed of ninja that could do what is thought to be impossible. They were known as the Manifesters because of their blood limit but a disease wiped most of them out, except one, a two day old blonde boy with blue e

The young group of ninjas leaves Konoha, ready to learn and have fun.

To get some alone time with Hanabi, Konohamaru ships Naruto and co. off on a vacation. But will our heroes survive chaotic train rides, perverted teachers, stalkers, and other misadventures? Find out! (Many pairings, no yuriyaio though)